Renji: Sakura has fallen asleep so she asked me to interveiw my taicho and Ulquiorra..

I'm up!I'm up!Geez Renji you don't have to say that!And I didn't want you!I wanted Toushiro.

Renji: Why him?

Because I love him! Seriously, are you stupid?

Renji: I am not stupid!

Toushiro: Oi,you two are giving me headache.

Sorry Toushiro.

Byakuya and Ulquiorra: Can we just get on with it?

Hold on emo's...

Ulquiorra: We are not emo's.

Then show some fucking emotion for god sakes!

Momo: She doesn't own anyone or Bleach in anyway what-so-ever!We and Bleach are owned by Tite are in her room right now!

Thank you Momo!And in 5!

Renji: 4

Toushiro: 3

Momo: 2

AND ONE!

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'Ello my loving Bya-kun and Ulquiorry!

Byakuya and Ulquiora: Huh?

Renji: She said hello to you two.

Questionareo Numero Uno: Bya-kun,how come you never smile?

Byakuya: There's nothing to smile about and don't call me that!Un-noble...

Numero Dos: Why is your zanpakto flowers?

Byakuya: They are sakura petals and I don't I think its noble...

Numero Three: Why do you wear those hair curlers in your hair every fucking day?

Byakuya: First of all,they are not hair curlers,their Kuchiki eirlooms. Second of all,it shows how noble I am.

Four: Whats your blood type?

Byakuya: Um,O?

O what?

Byakuya: My blood type is O.

Five: How come you never keep you hair in a ponytail anymore?

Byakuya: Sheesh,because it isn't noble!

Six: Why did you adopt Rukia?

Byakuya: It was a promise to Hisana.

Seven: 28th head?

Byakuy: I am the 28th Kuchiki.

Eight: Do you ever show emotion?

Byakuya: Once,when Hisana died...

Nine: YOU like spicy food?!

Byakuya: How did you know that?!

Um,from Rukia?

Byakuya: Yes I do. What of it?

Nothing!

Ten: How come you don't like sweets but you make them anyway?

Byakuya: To get Yachiru out of my hair.

She goes in your hair?

Byakuya: Its an expression!

Eleven: People pair you up with Toushiro and Renji!

Byakuya: I can understand Hitsugaya-taicho but my vice captain?

Twelve: Waaaait!Does that mean you love Toushiro?

Byakuya: No, it just seems we are the perfect yaoi couple is because we are cold.

Cold huh?

Byakuya: And he's noble of his word and work.

Thirteen: Where'd you get that scarf?

Byakuya: It was made by Tsujishiro Kuroemon III. I always wear it.

Fourteen: Do you think Rukia whould be with Ichigo?

Byakuya: Ichigo is not noble, he is human and also,he's a ryoka at that.

Rukia: Nii-sama,Ichigo is really nice!

Byakuya: To me he isn't.

Fifteen: What do you think of Hilary Duff?

Byakuya: She only sings love songs and weird songs.I don't like her.

-GASP- I'm listening to her now!

Sixteen: What do you think of fighting?

Byakuya: Pointless question.I fight a lot. What do you think?

Un-Noble like?

Byakuya: Affertive.

Seventeen: You hate Yachiru?

Byakuya: She's play and no work.

Isn't it 'All Work and No Play'?

Byakuya: Yes but to her its the oppisite.

Eighteen: Do you like Chappy?

Byakuya: Yes.

Nineteen: Whens your birthday?

Byakuya: January 31st.

Last Question: How can-Oh I'm not reading this!

Renji: How can you stand her asking pointless questions?

Byakuya: I can't.I'm just holding back my anger. By the way,Scatter Senbonzakura.

Wait!-dodges- Time for Ulquiorra!

Aizen: Do him next chapter.

But I was going to do someone else next chapter!

Ulquiorra: Just ask questions so I can leave.

Question One: Do you wear make-up?-dodging Byakuya's attacks-

Ulquiorra: No!Why does everyone ask that!?

-pulls out zanpakto- Fly upon the heavens,Star!

-Byakuya leaves with Renji-Good.

Two: Why do refer everyone as 'trash'?

Ulquiorra: Why do you ask bad questions?

Because thats just the way I am!

Three: Do you hate that bad excuse as a espada?

Ulquiorra: Yes.I hate Grimmjow. Stupid cat.

Um,you knew who I was talking about?

Ulquiorra: Is there anyone else?

Not that I know of...

Four: Do you hate Aizen?

Ulquiorra: I have a better question. Who doesn't hate Aizen?Not me thats for sure.I worship him.

That bad excuse for a Shinigami?

Ulquiorra: Are you talking about Kurosaki?

Oh buuuurn.

Five: Where's your hollow hole located?

Ulquiorra: My neck. Don't you watch this show?

I do.

Ulquiorra: Then why-

SIX: Where's your number located?

Ulquiorra: My chest where my heart is.

You mean where your heart supposed to be.

Seven: What number are you?

Ulquiorra: Four.I am much more stronger though.

Eight: Want to fight me after this?

Ulquiorra: Fighting is pointless.

Nine: What do you think of Stark?

Ulquiorra: Lazy and he sleeps to much.

He's right here you know.

Ten: Yammy?

Ulquiorra: Did you just ask that because its number 10.

Um,yea.

Ulquiorra: I'm not answering it.

Hmph. Eleven: You know your not that popular. Someone only asked me to do. Are you Emo?

Ulquiorra: I am not emo. Who asked you!?

Someone's angry...And the person named Rhyjle

Twelve: Um...Do you like Orihime?!

Ulquiorra: I do not love that human.

Thirteen: Hentai,Yaoi,or Yuri?

Ulquiorra: None.

Answer the mother fucking question!

Ulquiorra: Fine Hentai.

Fourteen: Why Hentai?

Ulquiorra: I don't have to tell you.I have rights.

Thats only for humans not Espada.

Ulquiorra: Same thing.I don't have to tell you a worthless Shinigami.

Fifteen: Did you know you get paired up with Grimmjow?

Ulquiorra: Yes. Disgusting

I know!Emo and kittens,ewwwww!

Ulquiorra: For the last time,I'm not friken emo!

Sixteen: People put you as a brother to Toushiro. What do you have to say to that?

Ulquiorra: I read that and that doesn't make sense. We might have teal eyes but we look nothing a like.

Seventeen: What do you think of Gin?

Ulquiorra: Can I leave now?

3 more questions and you can.

Eighteen: Waaait,I just realized I'm in Hueco you bring me here Ulquiorra!?

Ulquiorra: Yes,Aizen wanted you.

Nineteeeeeeen: Will you let me go?

Ulquiorra: No.

Twenty: I'll kill you. Ulquiorra ,will you kill anyone?

Ulquiorra: Killing is useless.

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Shit I need to break free.

-struggles and finally does-

Whew,sorry about that.-runs-

Okay I'm still running from Hueco Mundo next I'm doing Kenpachi asked me to torture him after these -thank you Rhyjile for telling me who to do!See you next time when I do Kenpachi Zaraki!-pulls out zanpakto-BANKAI!-to be continued...-(And I said no blood on this show,damn it all.T_T)