Renji: Sakura has fallen asleep so she asked me to interveiw my taicho and Ulquiorra..
I'm up!I'm up!Geez Renji you don't have to say that!And I didn't want you!I wanted Toushiro.
Renji: Why him?
Because I love him! Seriously, are you stupid?
Renji: I am not stupid!
Toushiro: Oi,you two are giving me headache.
Sorry Toushiro.
Byakuya and Ulquiorra: Can we just get on with it?
Hold on emo's...
Ulquiorra: We are not emo's.
Then show some fucking emotion for god sakes!
Momo: She doesn't own anyone or Bleach in anyway what-so-ever!We and Bleach are owned by Tite are in her room right now!
Thank you Momo!And in 5!
Renji: 4
Toushiro: 3
Momo: 2
AND ONE!
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'Ello my loving Bya-kun and Ulquiorry!
Byakuya and Ulquiora: Huh?
Renji: She said hello to you two.
Questionareo Numero Uno: Bya-kun,how come you never smile?
Byakuya: There's nothing to smile about and don't call me that!Un-noble...
Numero Dos: Why is your zanpakto flowers?
Byakuya: They are sakura petals and I don't I think its noble...
Numero Three: Why do you wear those hair curlers in your hair every fucking day?
Byakuya: First of all,they are not hair curlers,their Kuchiki eirlooms. Second of all,it shows how noble I am.
Four: Whats your blood type?
Byakuya: Um,O?
O what?
Byakuya: My blood type is O.
Five: How come you never keep you hair in a ponytail anymore?
Byakuya: Sheesh,because it isn't noble!
Six: Why did you adopt Rukia?
Byakuya: It was a promise to Hisana.
Seven: 28th head?
Byakuy: I am the 28th Kuchiki.
Eight: Do you ever show emotion?
Byakuya: Once,when Hisana died...
Nine: YOU like spicy food?!
Byakuya: How did you know that?!
Um,from Rukia?
Byakuya: Yes I do. What of it?
Nothing!
Ten: How come you don't like sweets but you make them anyway?
Byakuya: To get Yachiru out of my hair.
She goes in your hair?
Byakuya: Its an expression!
Eleven: People pair you up with Toushiro and Renji!
Byakuya: I can understand Hitsugaya-taicho but my vice captain?
Twelve: Waaaait!Does that mean you love Toushiro?
Byakuya: No, it just seems we are the perfect yaoi couple is because we are cold.
Cold huh?
Byakuya: And he's noble of his word and work.
Thirteen: Where'd you get that scarf?
Byakuya: It was made by Tsujishiro Kuroemon III. I always wear it.
Fourteen: Do you think Rukia whould be with Ichigo?
Byakuya: Ichigo is not noble, he is human and also,he's a ryoka at that.
Rukia: Nii-sama,Ichigo is really nice!
Byakuya: To me he isn't.
Fifteen: What do you think of Hilary Duff?
Byakuya: She only sings love songs and weird songs.I don't like her.
-GASP- I'm listening to her now!
Sixteen: What do you think of fighting?
Byakuya: Pointless question.I fight a lot. What do you think?
Un-Noble like?
Byakuya: Affertive.
Seventeen: You hate Yachiru?
Byakuya: She's play and no work.
Isn't it 'All Work and No Play'?
Byakuya: Yes but to her its the oppisite.
Eighteen: Do you like Chappy?
Byakuya: Yes.
Nineteen: Whens your birthday?
Byakuya: January 31st.
Last Question: How can-Oh I'm not reading this!
Renji: How can you stand her asking pointless questions?
Byakuya: I can't.I'm just holding back my anger. By the way,Scatter Senbonzakura.
Wait!-dodges- Time for Ulquiorra!
Aizen: Do him next chapter.
But I was going to do someone else next chapter!
Ulquiorra: Just ask questions so I can leave.
Question One: Do you wear make-up?-dodging Byakuya's attacks-
Ulquiorra: No!Why does everyone ask that!?
-pulls out zanpakto- Fly upon the heavens,Star!
-Byakuya leaves with Renji-Good.
Two: Why do refer everyone as 'trash'?
Ulquiorra: Why do you ask bad questions?
Because thats just the way I am!
Three: Do you hate that bad excuse as a espada?
Ulquiorra: Yes.I hate Grimmjow. Stupid cat.
Um,you knew who I was talking about?
Ulquiorra: Is there anyone else?
Not that I know of...
Four: Do you hate Aizen?
Ulquiorra: I have a better question. Who doesn't hate Aizen?Not me thats for sure.I worship him.
That bad excuse for a Shinigami?
Ulquiorra: Are you talking about Kurosaki?
Oh buuuurn.
Five: Where's your hollow hole located?
Ulquiorra: My neck. Don't you watch this show?
I do.
Ulquiorra: Then why-
SIX: Where's your number located?
Ulquiorra: My chest where my heart is.
You mean where your heart supposed to be.
Seven: What number are you?
Ulquiorra: Four.I am much more stronger though.
Eight: Want to fight me after this?
Ulquiorra: Fighting is pointless.
Nine: What do you think of Stark?
Ulquiorra: Lazy and he sleeps to much.
He's right here you know.
Ten: Yammy?
Ulquiorra: Did you just ask that because its number 10.
Um,yea.
Ulquiorra: I'm not answering it.
Hmph. Eleven: You know your not that popular. Someone only asked me to do. Are you Emo?
Ulquiorra: I am not emo. Who asked you!?
Someone's angry...And the person named Rhyjle
Twelve: Um...Do you like Orihime?!
Ulquiorra: I do not love that human.
Thirteen: Hentai,Yaoi,or Yuri?
Ulquiorra: None.
Answer the mother fucking question!
Ulquiorra: Fine Hentai.
Fourteen: Why Hentai?
Ulquiorra: I don't have to tell you.I have rights.
Thats only for humans not Espada.
Ulquiorra: Same thing.I don't have to tell you a worthless Shinigami.
Fifteen: Did you know you get paired up with Grimmjow?
Ulquiorra: Yes. Disgusting
I know!Emo and kittens,ewwwww!
Ulquiorra: For the last time,I'm not friken emo!
Sixteen: People put you as a brother to Toushiro. What do you have to say to that?
Ulquiorra: I read that and that doesn't make sense. We might have teal eyes but we look nothing a like.
Seventeen: What do you think of Gin?
Ulquiorra: Can I leave now?
3 more questions and you can.
Eighteen: Waaait,I just realized I'm in Hueco you bring me here Ulquiorra!?
Ulquiorra: Yes,Aizen wanted you.
Nineteeeeeeen: Will you let me go?
Ulquiorra: No.
Twenty: I'll kill you. Ulquiorra ,will you kill anyone?
Ulquiorra: Killing is useless.
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Shit I need to break free.
-struggles and finally does-
Whew,sorry about that.-runs-
Okay I'm still running from Hueco Mundo next I'm doing Kenpachi asked me to torture him after these -thank you Rhyjile for telling me who to do!See you next time when I do Kenpachi Zaraki!-pulls out zanpakto-BANKAI!-to be continued...-(And I said no blood on this show,damn it all.T_T)
