An: And no one questions anything about the last chapter, amazing, but it's homestuck so it wasn't that weird.
Disclaimer: Dave love me
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You walk out of the lab, you've been doing odd experiments with making apples again, Dave's finally gotten you to try and make them, he's cracking like, fucking glass under a fat man, yeah, you're so fucking good at this human lingo.
You make a few feet down the hall before being tackled to the ground, at first you thought it was Jade, but the cane stabbing into your back said otherwise.
"TEREZI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" You yell as she slowly stands up wobbling around.
"Look1ng for you" She says brushing her shirt off. "1 n33d h3lp."
"WITH?" You ask a little annoyed at being tackled, and it not being Jade.
"... Trollstuff" She says rather quickly, you don't hear her.
"What?" You ask again, no longer yelling.
"Troll stuff."
"What the hell does that mean?" You ask, confused by her.
"I, um, am having relationship issues" She says, talking normally, you don't hear the use of her usual quirk, she squirms a little awkwardly.
"Then talk to your boyfriend" You say annoyed starting to turn away.
"Um... Which one?"
You stop, turn around a look at her, she has a stupid smile.
"Strider."
"Um... He wouldn't understand" She says, nervously playing with her cane.
"Well, who are these others?" You ask, giving her a little glare again.
"Ummm... Don't say anything, but Gamzee, and... John" She says, trying to act like she couldn't feel your anger.
"FUCKING JOHN?" You yell, actually mad, she wouldn't have gone into a relationship with you, but she will with Egbert.
"Look, I'm sorry, but he's really nice" She says, still really uncomfortable.
"BUT STILL, FUCKING EGBERT" You yell, waving your arms in bigger and bigger circles.
"Look, I just need your advice, I don't need you ruling my life" She says, trying to regain composer.
"GUESS WHAT, NO, FUCK NO, YOU WANT HELP, HERE, LET ME BRING THEM ALL HERE AND YOU TALK TO ALL OF THEM, FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT YOURSELF" You can't even believe her, you turn around and walk off.
"Please, I really need someone who can help" You stop, she's actually asking you for help, real legitimate help.
"Fine, listen, I'm saying this once, tell them, since you clearly can't keep yourself from fucking trying to get with everyone who's single on this meteor, don't tell me if you're also dating Davesprite and the Mayor now, I don't want to know" You say before walking away again, you still can't believe her.
"Thanks" You hear say as you off.
You fucking hate Egbert.
It's been a few hours of you walking around looking for Jade, you're surprised how hard is to find her, then again usually she finds you, or she's sleeping in your room.
You hear some crying and sniffing, you guess who it is, you turn the corner up ahead, you see Terezi, just like you thought.
"Let me guess, they all didn't want to share?" You say, going from asshole mode, to I told you so super asshole mode.
"Yes, alright, they all fucking said no, got upset, said I cheated on them all, and now don't even want to talk to me, thank you for your stupid fucking advice" You see the rolling down her face as she says that, you feel bad for what you said, but she deserved that.
"You could have I dunno, picked one of them, dumped the rest and been done with it" You say with a shrug and sitting down next to her.
"I didn't want to alright, I was hoping I could make it work, I didn't want to have to pick or have this happen" She says, you feel bad again.
"Well, what was wrong with just Strider?" You ask, putting an arm over her shoulder and pulling her into a friendly hug, she cries into your shoulder.
"Dave was nice, he's a great guy, but, you know how I am, I wanted more, I always do, I want the best of everything, I wanted to live but I wanted to keep Vriska alive, I wanted to have Dave and have you keep chasing after me, every time I pick something everything falls apart and I feel like shit about, I never pick the right choice and everything just gets worse" She says, taking her glasses off and crying more.
"Look, no matter what, you have to choose one or the other, you can't get everything, no one can, you pick the thing you want the most and you grab and suffocate it with love and affection" You say, trying to explain the way life worked. "If you pick the wrong thing, you didn't, you picked the best for you then, and you shouldn't regret it, you tried to have everything, it just doesn't work, especially if you add humans to the mix, so just calm down alright, look on the bright side."
"WHAT BRIGHT SIDE?" She yells at you, getting mad.
"ARE YOU DEAD? NO, CAN YOU STILL FIX THIS MASSIVE SHITSTORM, YES, SO STOP CRYING DAMMIT" You yell back getting angry at her too. "YOU ASK ME FOR HELP, AND THEN YOU BLAME ME FOR ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
You watch her just sit there, crying more.
"It's because I hate you" She said crying more.
You look at her, she's on a self destructive path, you don't really know what to do.
"Really? Because you hate me?" You ask, not believing her.
"YES, YOU CHOOSE HER OVER ME, YOU ASSHOLE" She yelled at you.
"YOU CHOOSE STRIDER OVER ME, NOT ONLY HIM, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE, DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT, JADE AT LEAST DECIDED SHE WANTED TO BE WITH ME" You yell, getting angrier at her.
She looked back at you, she was glaring, you were surprised she knew where you were.
"YOU KNEW WE HAD A THING" She yelled, she had tears in her eyes again.
"SO, YOU IGNORED ME FOR HIM, YOU THINK I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN, IF YOU WANT TO BLAME SOMEONE FOR ALL THIS, IT'S YOU" You keep get angrier at her, you can't believe her.
"I HATE YOU" She yells at you, grabbing the cane and swinging it at you.
You don't move out of the way fast enough, you feel a pain across your chest as your blood splatters on the floor and wall.
You look at her, her eyes look back at you, blank like always, you notice something else though, she saw you.
"SOMEONE HELP" She yells dropping the cane and running for help as you fall over.
You see red, just like the color of your blood.
You hear a scream off in the distance, you close your eyes, you're so tired now, maybe a little sleep, you'll feel better.
You feel something grab you and pull you up.
"HaNg On MoThErFuCkEr I gOt YoU" You hear Gamzee say as you get rushed through the halls by him, you forgot how strong he was.
"SOMEBODY HELP PLEASE" You hear Terezi scream again.
"WHAT HAPPENED" You hear Jade yell as someone grabs you, you feel warm, the pain starts to stop.
"W-we had a fight, I cut him, I didn't think it would be this bad, oh god" You feel the floor against your back, you open your eyes a little you see Jade and Rose leaning over you, you guess that's why the pain is stopping.
"H-hey harley" You say weakly, she looks at you and cradles your head, you don't know how it got this bad, it's just a cut, you've had worse.
"Shh, it's alright Karkat, it's alright" You feel something warm hit your face, it runs down your face, it's a tear, she's crying, over you.
"D-don't cry, I-i'll be fine" You say, you feel weaker and like you're about to fall asleep.
"N-no, please keep your eyes open okay, don't close them, just stay awake alright, keep talking" You feel more tears fall.
You try and stay awake, but it's so hard, you're so tired.
You close your eyes and slowly fall asleep.
"NO ROSE DON'T LET HIM DIE" You hear a last shout before falling asleep.
