A/N - Once more, thank you for all of the glorious reviews! I have a rare condition called reviewitis. I will die if I stop getting these uplifting reviews. So now, whenever you review, you are saving someone's life! Yay for you! I have officialy stopped making my mini-summeries rhyme. It is way too much hard work. And you know I don't have that good of an imagination!

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Last time on KaRaOkE ReVeNgE:

Jacob and the puppy dogs, Bella goes to rehab

EPOV

I mentally smacked myself in the head. Why did Alice even invite Aro? We all know how much of a karaoke freak he is! The last time he went to a karaoke party, and the audiance booed him off the stage, I have only five words for that occasion. Fall of the Roman Empire.

Alice hopped on the stage. "Ok, I have been informed that they would like to be called A.V. and the Sunshine Band. Lead singer is Aro Volturi, and the Sunshine Band consists of Caius, Jane, Demetri, Heidi, and Alec. Please give a warm round of applause for A.V andthe Sunshine Band!"

Aro and his motly crew of vampires glided onto the stage, everyone except Aro looking as if they had been forced to be here. Aro however skipped up to the microphone and said, "YAY! Get ready for some mind-blowing singing! HUZZAH!"

I groaned as I read their minds, knowing what they were about to sing to. Oh my Carlisle.Caius:
Oh, oh

Aro:
Aro's cool!

Caius:
Ancient Music, yeah

Aro:
We the best
We takin' over
Listen!

Jane:
Ay, ay
Started in Atlanta, then I spread out wit' it
South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi
On to North Carolina, Philadelphia and Virginia
From down in Miami where it warm in the winter
On up to Minnesota where it storm in the winter
Jacksonville, Tallahassee, Memphis, Tenn. holla at me
Me in H-Town, Southside, Cloverland daddy
I'm the man out in Dallas, better ask Khaled
Kept me out in Cali with my eyes open barely
Blowin' and spinnin', goin' down Bennett
Drop six-fo', three-wheel then switch it
Red light stop, make it drop for the bs
Got a glock fo'-fifth, blow your head off wit' it
Anything you hear that I said, I meant it
King got the crown then sped off it wit' it
Say you need bricks, I said I get it

Caius:
If you want to, we can supply you
Got enough work, to feed the whole town
They won't shoot you, unless you try to
Come around and try to stomp on our ground
'Cause we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time

Demetri:
Triple C, Black Flag
We rich, yeah

Aro:
Listen!

Demetri:
Boss, it's what I does
I get money everyday, everyday I does
That Benz, is how I ride
Black flag on the left, two hs and ride
You better, move! Ak all day
Get shot up like Shyne, that's on my neck
I'm (B.I.G.) like Diddy
Damn it, I'm wit' it
Khaled we did it, Biggie of my city
Please no fitted, fk it, I'm too pretty
The (?) can get brain, stupid, I'm silly
Money that come, runnin' like water
Mami so hot, damn it, she gorgeous
Miami on fire, you better be, cautious
Might get shot on the porch of your fortress
Now they see that you know I'm from Port City
I run in 'cause Rick Ross is boss st

Caius:
'Cause we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time

Their takin over? Is this some sort of foreshadowing? Or just a sick joke? Because their singing made me wanna be sick.

Heidi:
Cribs Mania
Khaled!
BX, TS na

Aro:
Listen!

Heidi:
Blat, when you see Crack, better duck
like the mac gotta ease past, na what
Shit, I don't give fk, I run these streets
Y'all talk that st, I want that beef
I'ma tell you like a g told me
They'll come back quick if a na O.D
Cash Rule Everything Around Me
I'm YSL, Versace
You could see me in that Porsche GT
Comin' down Sunset, sittin' on D's
Feelin' like 'Pac, All Eyes On Me
Fresh bandanna and I'm blowin' mad trees
Na please, I spit crack every verse a ki
Some say Khaled, some say Colli
Twelve years down and I'm finally free, crack!

Ok, their dance moves were the worst of the evning. First of all, Jane was trying to do the milkshake, Heidi was doing the lawn-mower, Demitri the robot, Caius the hula, TOG was doing something that looked like a Shakira-ish move, Alec was just thrashing around, and Aro was doing some Brittany Spears coreography.

Caius:
If you want to, we can supply you
Got enough work, to feed the whole town
They won't shoot you, unless you try to
Come around and try to stomp on our ground
'Cause we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time
Said we takin' over, one city at a time

Aro:
Listen!

Alec:
Birdman daddy, I'm number one
Na came at me wrong so we got him done
Fn' with the fam', I'ma give him some
Spent that co'ner, he didn't run
Sunday had a whole church singin' a song
"Why'd they have to send my baby home?"
Fn' with some na, that paper long
Been a g in the game now my son on the throne

That other guy
I am the beast
Feed me rappers or feed me beats
I am untamed, I need a leash
I am insane, I need a shrink
I love brain, I need a leech
Why complain on easy streets?
I don't even talk, I let the Visa speak
and I like, my sprite easter pink
And my wrist special pah but the Mula's cooler
I have more jewels than your jeweler
Touch and I will bust your medulla
That's a bullethole, it is not a tumor
Red light! Red light! Stop your rumors
I stay on track like a box of Pumas
Now just r-r-rock with Junior
I am the little big Kahuna, y'dig?

Caius:
'Cause we takin' over, one city at a time

My goodness. After hearing Heidi singing Fat Joe I think I was going to have a laughing fit. The rest of the audiance looked stunned, one of Bella's Aunts had her hands over her child's ears. One of Bella's uncles was covering his own eyes. All of the minds were disgusted, except for Jacob, his was resentful.

"Why didn't I think of the Brittany Spears dance moves?"

I gave Jazzy an urgent look, and he made everyone feel happy and excited. They all started clapping loudly, and Jacob thought, "Curse you and your well-planned lawn-mowing!"

Bella was clapping of her own accord though, and she was clapping louder for them than sh did for me and my Evenesence! This ment, REVENGE!

"Oh Bella-pie!" I called, and when she was looking, I grabbed the nearest fan (cough cough koalagirl3 cough cough) and gave her a well aimed kiss on the lips. Bella Glared at me.

"Oh Mikey-poo!" she said, and jumped into his arms. He fell over flat onto his back, the weakling. She was now sitting on Mike, who was smushed flat on the floor. This meant more revenge!

MUAHAHAHA! I left, and in a split second I was back. In my hands I held a well-worn bear. It was mister snuggums. He was the only thing I loved almost as much as Bella.

In my other hand was my list of favorite things.I looked Bella straight in the eyes and switched around her and mister snuggums names.

"Bella, you are now number two!" I yelled, and some immature children and Emmet giggled. I snuggled mister snuggums.

I ran my nose along the place where he would have a collar bone, I traced his fuzzy widdle facial features with my fingers. He was much softer than Bella, and I didn't have the urge every fiveseconds to make him into fillet minion.

Bella looked at me as if this was the last straw. She grabbed Jazzy and kissed him passionatly, when Carlisle and the groupies weren't looking of course, and then whispered something in his ear. He nodded, dazed, and went up to the stage.

"Next up is the Cullen brothers with something funk-i-fied. Lets go!" He called me up onto the stage bending my emotions so that I would want to sing with him and Emmett. I had a feeling Bella's ultimate revenge was in this song.

I braced myself.

A/N - So, random, right? review and you might make the list of girls who have kissed a Cullen man. If you don't want Edward (BLASTPHEMY!) than I will let you kiss one of the other two, though you may want to wait till they sing this next song to decide who you like best. (EDWARD!)