It was 8:00 PM and Bruce was already dressed in his batsuit. He was in the doorway about to leave out of the batcave, until Alfred said, "Master Bruce, are you alright? I've noticed you've been acting unusual these couple of days."

Bruce had no choice but to let it out. "Alfred, I have to tell you something important." "What is it?" Alfred asked. "I'm in love with Catwoman." Bruce replied, expecting a retort. "Does she know?" Alfred asked, his mouth now agaped and his mind dazed.

"We already confronted our feelings to each other and we have been sleeping together in a hotel for a couple of nights." Bruce answered his question.

"Be careful Bruce, and remember don't keep a woman waiting." Alfred counseled him and Bruce left without remarking.


Batman was now waiting for Catwoman. He sat at the top of the "Crane's" corporational building and he looked at his watch. His watch displayed 8:25 PM and he looked around to see any intimation of her arrival. 4 minutes later, Catwoman arrived.

"How long have you been waiting for?" She asked. "Just 5 minutes." Bruce replied. "Hey listen, I know Joker's hideout." Selina told him.

"You do?" Batman questioned. "Yea, when you're good friends with Harley you get to know these things." Selina replied.

"So just follow me, ok." Selina then commenced on swaying, jumping from building to building using her whip to do so. Batman hounded her. After 20 minutes they were at the gate of Joker's lair.

It was a demolished carnival with debris scattered all over the floor.

"Ok here we are." Selina stated. "Alright, let's enter and Selina be very careful." Bruce reminded her.

"Got it." Selina replied. They entered the gate and encountered a racked up Joker sitting on a throne decorated with clowns.

"Hello bats, do you want to play me?" Joker asked. "It's enough Joker, this is over, give up." Bruce stated.

"What's the fun in that? We should really play some games first." Joker said, and then pointed his finger at Catwoman and then said, "You there do you wanna play? Darling."

"Don't ask her anything!" Batman retorted.

"What are you gonna do? Kill me? Oh I forgot you're Batman, let the games begin!" Joker said and then chortled.

"Oh, Harley come over here." Joker called, an excited Harley appeared, Joker enlivened her by calling her.

"Hello, Selina, I've never knew you went out with bats." Harley blurted out.

"Harley can you turned on the device?" Joker winked at her. "Yes, anything for you Mr. J." Harley." Harley replied.

Then she pressed a button on a remote control. Abruptly, a substantial gorrilla machine appeared.

"Selina stay on your toes." Batman reminded her. "How do we defeat that thing?" Selina asked Bruce.

"Here's the plan, I'll distract it, while you deviously sneak at Harley and take away the remote." "Right." Selina replied.

Joker sat at his throne while watching the show. Harley controlled the machinery gorrilla and the gorrilla was throwing punches at Batman. Batman dodged all the blows and attacked the gorrilla, seeing if there was a weakspot. The gorrilla then punched and kicked Batman. Leaving a wounded Bruce on the floor.

"On core, on core!" The Joker clamored as he clapped his hands. While Selina was ascending the palace throne that the Joker and Harley were settling upon. The machinery gorrilla was still throwing kicks and punches while Batman dodged and dodged. Catwoman had reached the top of the palace and swiftly put Harley in a body scissor.

"Get off me cat bitch." Harley demanded. "Careful with what you say." Catwoman replied, and she then put Harley in a headlock. "Come on, bitch." Harley was splenetic. Catwoman snapped her neck and Harley dropped to the floor unconciously with the remote.

"And I thought we were friends." Catwoman uttered, grabbed the remote, threw it on the floor and destroyed it. The gorrilla was now dysfunctional.

"Hey, what's going on?" The Joker said, as he saw the machinery gorrilla untamed. Then, he looked at Harley's body on the floor, then at Catwoman.

"What the hell did you did?" He said. "Quiet, Joker." Catwoman then kicked Joker in the face and went down to help Batman.

"It's going out of control, Selina don't move." Batman said to her. They both frozed and the machinery gorrila turned it's attention to the Joker.

"Selina, let's leave! That thing is going to self destruct itself any minute now!" Bruce stated. The machinery gorrilla sighed at the Joker and ran towards him.

"Be a good boy, a good boy!" The Joker said, in a infantile tone. But it was too late, the feral beast self destructed. Leaving the Joker's and Harley's bodies into ashes and making the carnival look inferior.