Past Me (in progress, has written 200 words in 10 mins cause is lazy and slow, it is 11:32pm, is tired from school clean up, is tired of life, has the idea but sleep be like noh):
Heloo! So im sad to say that this story will be on hiatus forever and I'm really sor- NOPE haha there's no hiatus or anything! Ha ha ha… ha. Well, there was kind of a hiatus but oh well doesn't matter now that I have a (not done (Note: past me)) chapter for you guys to read!
AND NOW I'll tell you why this chapter is incredibly late:
I got stuck on my own cliffhanger (lol)
I hadn't actually planned the 'lab' to be in the ff it just happened and before I knew it I had posted it so I had no ideas for it and was actually planning to ask you guys
I started on another story called 'You have Got to be Bricking me' and I kinda lost inspiration for this… thing as I call all of my ffs
But the reason I started writing again was because:
I was talking to 'the lizard' (my friend) and I always talk to him while writing or about writing and I remembered this (he's writing tree porn… don't ask)
I had read a lot of ff about the (Moya-) (I'm going to tell you at the end if I reveal it in the chapter)
I was in the mood to write today but I had so much to do that when I got the chance (9pm) I was struck with the inspiration and idea
So yeah and just a warning: SWEARING ( I don't know where), and gayness
Future Me: …Helo… I should be doing homework…. My teachers are going to kill me… … oh well~~~~~ it doesn't matter as long as I get people to show me that they love me and what I have written! I just finished writing the chapter for you guys and yes I know it has been years (not) but I am back and alive and living and yes… I've been working on YGB (you have got to be bricking me) for those who don't know and well I kinda died in chapter two of it since you know… I WROTE 5K WORDS FOR IT but that was because I had the plot down (unlike for this one… it's all in my head) so you should check it out and I am one happy child except for the fact that my back feels like its going to break any second so enjoy the chapter! (its 2.5k of pure ff)
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"Oh God…" I knew they were going to be shocked but this was too much. I watched as Lavi slowly walked back into the elevator. Lenalee sighed, not looking surprised at her brother's antics, and pushed Lavi out of the elevator.
"Come on Lavi look even Allen isn't scared and he's a cat!" I turned to her and hissed. I didn't choose to be like this, I didn't want to be like this. It was all her stupid brother's fault! And what she said is really offensive to me because I was human yesterday so it's no reason to start calling me a cat; especially when I still have the brain of a human. Lenalee looked at me apologetically. I nodded to her in understanding because it was obvious she was trying to make a point that there was nothing to be scared of but she could have said so that it wasn't offensive. Then again, if she gave Kanda as an example Lavi would have probably said something along the lines of 'but he's Yuu-chan! So he's immortal!' and after that, there would be a bloodbath… again.
Lavi hesitantly nodded and looked forward determinedly and called out.
"Hey Yuu- I mean Kanda can I carry the Moyashi because he's so cute! Just look at him, waiting to explore the unknown of the so-called lab!" I looked at Lavi incredulously. Had he gone crazy? Or was he just bad at understanding the body language of a cat? I guess the answers wouldn't ever be known when Kanda replied.
"No." If I was human I would have laughed at Lavi's face. His mouth was open in shock at his quick rejection and I started purring and rubbing my head against Kanda's. Better to make even more jealous just because I can. I laughed evilly in my head but in real life, I sounded like I was choking on a hairball. Kanda and Lavi looked at me weirdly and Lenalee looked at me worriedly.
"Allen, are you alright?" asked Lenalee and I nodded. I was completely fine. Not. I have the body of a cat and the mind of a teenage boy! But I wasn't choking on anything so I guess I was okay… for now. Back to the present problem, there was a huge kind of round thing in the middle of the room with wires connected to it and the floating thing had a staircase leading up to it since it was tall. No wonder Komui made the lab deep below ground. The thing was shining and white so it hurt my eyes a little bit and I could hear a song coming from the white glowing (let's call it a portal) portal. My eyes widened and I was so happy to hear it again that I didn't notice I had jumped off of Kanda and had slowly made my up the stairs. The closer I got, the clearer and louder the song became. I felt eyes on the back of my head but I didn't care my family might be in there waiting for me. Someone started yelling something from behind me while I continued my way up before grabbing me. I turned around immediately to see who had stopped me from seeing my family again. It was Lenalee. She had a concerned look in her eyes as she kept holding me above ground to make sure I didn't run off to the 'portal'.
"Allen, you shouldn't just immediately go towards things that you've seen for the first time it could be dangerous." I meowed in response and tried to get away. The song was losing its volume and I had to get there quick. My chance might be ruined if it's gone. I thrashed in her grip before she let go completely. I fell to the ground in an awkward position but I didn't care the song was ending so I had to get there quickly. The last things I heard before entering were footsteps and my name being called.
I closed my eyes because the light was too bright but when I knew the brightest light was gone I opened my eyes fully. I was in a city full of white buildings with weird doors and numbers scratched onto them, the door we came from also had a number on it and it was four. There was also a tower in the middle which, I'm guessing, had a beautiful view of the white city. As I start walking I notice two things. One, Lavi, Lenalee and Kanda were right behind me and two, I was human again. I mentally cried in happiness. I was human again! Finally! Even after spending less than a day as a cat I don't want to be one ever again.
"Moyashi, don't leave us behind!" yelled Lavi.
"My name's Allen! … it feels good to be able to talk again." I looked around a bit more and saw that it was a short walk to the tower so I started walking not caring if they came with me or not.
"Hey Allen, can you walk a little slower otherwise we're going to lose sight of Yuu and you," Lavi snickered at the end. What Lavi said made me realize that Kanda was actually walking next to me and that Lavi was going to get hurt again. Oh well, nothing I can do about that. He did call Kanda, Yuu so that was mistake number one and mistake number two was when he snickered at the end, though he usually doesn't. I guess he doesn't care that much anymore since he doesn't die. He gets hurt but he definitely doesn't die. I turned to Lavi and watched as Kanda charged at him and chased him around the streets. If I was Lavi, I would have given up by now because I don't think he has ever escaped Kanda without the help of Lenalee. Lenalee walked over to the spot next to me and watched as well. I guess she gave up on Lavi too.
"Lenalee, aren't you going to go help him? I mean, you usually do," I said. She smiled and kept watching.
"He has to learn not to irritate Kanda, and from what I know, he doesn't learn when I help him. But since he can't die it should be fine. We can just patch him up later," said Lenalee. Lavi was now getting slashed repeatedly in the back by Kanda, and Kanda was grinning through the whole thing. Looks like Kanda is enjoying himself. While Kanda was still 'killing' Lavi, I decided to go for a walk around the place and see if we could still leave through the door that we came from.
"Guys," I said, but no one paid attention. Lenalee was still watching Kanda and Lavi, and the two of them were busy.
"Guys!" I yelled, but once again no one noticed or they decided it wasn't worth it. And it was getting on my nerves. So I called out one last time before I let loose. Once again, no one paid any attention.
"Hey! Usagi, samurai-wanna-be and Miss! We have trouble!" I got replies immediately.
"I'm not a samurai-wanna-be!"
"I told you to call me Lenalee!"
"Hello, Allen~!" Since I now had their attention, I pointed at the door.
"If you haven't noticed so far we came from this door and I'm guessing that we can still open it but just to be safe. Lavi! Come open the door," Lavi jogged over with a smirk on his face.
"You can't do anything without me Moyashi-chan," he said as he opened the door and looked inside. Immediately he started laughing and signalled that it was safe. When we got closer I noticed how the inside of the inside of the room looked. And it looked nothing like the lab we had entered from. Instead, there were tall hills looking as if the wind and rain had worn it down to the shape of pillars, there was lots of sand on the ground which probably came from the pillars. There was also one building in the background which looked important. You know… it's the only building in sight. Did I mention the rainbow in the background that did not want to disappear along with the dark skies with stars but for some reason it was light enough to see as if it wasn't dark? Lavi turned to Kanda with a cheeky smile.
"This looks like a room you would like very much; don't you think so Yuu-chan?" said Lavi in a genuine voice. In my opinion, Lavi just signed his four-hundred and thirty-sixth death contract. I sighed and moved towards the building not noticing the stares that were sent my way. I continued walking until I reached the door. It was a normal door with a keyhole in the door knob with opaque glass that hid the inside of the building. All was normal except for 'Noah' written in all caps on the glass of the door. I quirked an eyebrow at this. Who would write Noah on a door? I tried the knob, hoping that it didn't need a key. I was wrong. It did need a key so I looked around the building for another way to get inside. I didn't find any so I asked.
"Do you guys know a way to get in?" they shook their heads.
"But we can find a way in, right?" asked Lavi. I wasn't too sure of the answer so I didn't reply, but Kanda did.
"Of course, we will. Otherwise, I wouldn't get my soba," I sighed, typical Kanda. Always thinking about himself first. "Or alone time with the Moyashi," said Kanda with a smirk. I blushed bright red and covered my face with my hands before looking back at him after removing my hands.
"My name is Allen, Bakanda!" I yelled, with my blush growing strong. I hadn't blushed like this for a long time. I turned away and continued looking around for any clues to where the entrance or the key might be. I saw Lavi and Lenalee look around while Kanda walked towards me as if intending to talk and that's exactly what we did.
"Hey Kanda, how have you been?" I asked. I couldn't talk while I was a cat so it felt nice to be able to speak again. I stared at Kanda's face waiting for an answer. He gave me one soon enough.
"Are you okay? You've been a cat this whole time and I didn't even know how you felt about it. I hadn't had a cat before so I didn't know what to do with you but when I saw you playing with Lavi you looked so happy and it looked like you were honestly enjoying yourself…" said Kanda his voice getting louder and louder until he suddenly quieted down. I went over to him and hugged him. He wrapped his arms around me and started rubbing my back.
"I'm fine, I'm okay, I always will be when you're when you're with me," I say in a whisper.
We just stand there, hugging each other, once in awhile rocking from side to side. I don't know how long we stood there before someone called us but it was definitely a long time.
"Hello~ we need your help~" called Lavi. I turned to look at him and saw that he was covered in sand and it looked like he fell down since his forehead was bleeding. He didn't seem to mind as he hadn't even tried to stop the bleeding.
"Go away Baka Usagi, before I slice you to pieces," said Kanda glaring at Lavi who hid behind a conveniently placed rock. I shushed Kanda before walking over to Lavi.
"My Guardian Angel!" yelled Lavi before hugging me tightly. It was too tight.
"I can't breathe…" I said as I tapped Lavi's shoulder twice. He let go and I almost lost my balance. Almost.
"So what do you need help with?" I asked hoping it wasn't a difficult task. Lavi made a gesture to follow him and we did. He walked over to one of the hills where Lenalee was sitting and waving.
"Hey Lenalee, what do you need help with?" she smiled and answered.
"We need to get the key that's on top of the rock and if you want to know how we know it's up there ask Lavi," she said getting comfortable on the floor. I looked at Lavi and he took this as his turn to explain how they found out about it.
"How we found out is by looking at the sky," he said while pointing up, "and reading what the stars say." I looked up at the sky and stared at the stars. To me, they didn't make any sense until a shooting star flew from the beginning to the end of the words 'under the rainbow'. I looked towards the rainbow and saw a hill under it. I looked closely at the rainbow for any other clues because the stars didn't say that the key was under the rainbow. I gave up looking at the rainbow itself and started looking around again and noticed that there were many stars clumped together above the rainbow. I stared at it and tried to make sense of it until I came to the conclusion that it spelled out 'gay'. I blinked and looked at it again. Was I seeing things? I looked back at it and this time, it clearly said 'key'. Huh. I guess I was seeing things.
"So how do we get it?" I asked Lavi. Lavi grinned and answered.
"We climb on each other's shoulders and you will sit at the top since you're the smallest and Y-Kanda will be at the top." I pouted before resigning to my fate. I knew that he was right and that there would be less strain on the others if I was at the top. Why couldn't Lenalee go instead of me, she should be lighter and it should be easier for her to reach.
"Why can't Lenalee go instead of me?" I asked.
"Lavi and I tried it earlier and we weren't able to reach it but when I tried to reach higher I fell but I only twisted my ankle so I should be fine if I rest a little," said Lenalee.
"I'll do it but we have to be quick I don't want to be stuck here any longer," I said and got ready to be lifted high up. I closed my eyes and waited.
"Allen, open your eyes please," called Lenalee from below. I opened my eyes to see that I was near the top of the hill and that the key was at an arm's length. I reached over but couldn't quite reach it. That's when I made the mistake of looking down. I was so high up! I suddenly grabbed the rock and held on for dear life. I knew I wasn't going to fall but I couldn't help the fear that overwhelmed me.
"It's going to be okay! If you fall I'll catch you!" Kanda yelled. I breathed in and out and reached for the key.
"I got it!" I yelled. As I said it, I started to lose my balance and saw the panicked faces of Lavi and Lenalee before falling.
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Did you enjoy it? If you did review and tell me you love this or hate it or give suggestions….
And I have a story to tell~~~~~
The lizard wrote this while I wasn't looking and I thought it was funny so I'm going to put it here and it is here exactly as it is:
"Allen, are you alright?" asked Lenalee and I nodded. I was high on 7 drugs at the same time. It was really quite impressive that I hadn't passed out or died yet. I will continue to load drugs into myself until I shit my pants.
I laughed sooo much at this that I chocked on the water I was drinking because if you read the actual one I wrote it said:
"Allen, are you alright?" asked Lenalee and I nodded. I was completely fine.
And I was just yelling "LIES" for about ten minutes while trying not to choke. I just got an idea! I should make this the actual thing:
"Allen, are you alright?" asked Lenalee and I nodded. I was high on 7 drugs at the same time. It was really quite impressive that I hadn't passed out or died yet. I will continue to load drugs into myself until I shit my pants. I was completely fine.
XDDD
Anyway I hope you enjoyed it and goodbye until the next update~~~~~ it might not be up until I finish YGB but oh wellllllllll~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
