A/N: Sorry about the delay, I was really busy and YouTube... some of you understand that situation.
Warning: Beware of Jar Jar...
Shout Out(s):
Multyfangirl17: Basically they're in a Earth—like SW. I hope that makes sense.
Lilli-wan Kenobi: Thanks. Also, about our collab...
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Anakin POV
I woke up under the covers. Only, I woke up on the floor. In some old sheets.
I looked up at Padmé. She was taping boxes and handing them them to a frog—like creature.
I groaned. "Looks like somebody's up. Boss Nass, you can put these in the speeder. I'll be there in a minute." Padmé ordered.
She smiled at me. "Forgot what today is?" I nodded. "Moving day!" She screamed.
"We never talked about when we move!" I whined.
She chuckled. "No, but I wanted to move today so... looks like we're talking about it."
I raised an eyebrow. "Should I get changed?" I asked.
"It would be nice to not go out in your sweatpants and bunny slippers."
"Why?"
"Its over 100° today."
I quickley got changed and ran to the speeder outside. "Hello." I said to a frog—like creature.
He shook his head, spitting on me. "Hello. Mesa name is Boss Nass. Mesa da boss of da movin' company down da street. What's your name?"
"Anakin Skywalker."
He shook his head again. "Ani Skywalker. Dat's a good name. You should keep it."
I blushed. "Not Ani. Anakin." I corrected.
"But yousa wifey says Ani." Said Boss Nass.
I shook my head. "That's a nickname I have from my mother and she caught onto it." I informed.
Boss Nass shrugged and put the last box into the speeder.
I went to my speeder and sat in the pilot seat. Padmé was next to me and we were off.
Padmé P.O.V.
When we got to the new house I ran as fast as I could inside. I stopped right in front of Dooku. "Hello." He said.
"Hello." I repeated. Anakin was right behind me.
"I feel like we should've stopped in the penthouse and thought of the past..." He crossed his arms, leaning on the arch in the doorway.
"No one does that anymore. Why would you even bother?" Dooku asked.
"Erm... To reminsce?" He suggested.
I handed Dooku the credits. "He'll start to argue if you keep talking." I whispered to Dooku. "I suggest you start running. What are you waiting for? Go! Go! Go!"
He ran to his speeder. We went inside the house. I put a box down. "This will take awhile." I muttered.
It took us a while to finish unpacking but we did good, I guess.
I went to sit on the couch. Anakin came to me with tea in one hand and caff in another. I sipped the tea.
"Ew!" I yelled.
"What?"
I held up the tea bag. It was ripped open. "What is the meaning of this?" I spit the tea back in the cup. "Take it."
"All right, all right!"
"Good." I said, falling asleep.
Obi-Wan POV
I sat on the toilet lid with my arms crossed.
Satine smirked. "Come on Obi. You can do this." She held up a razor.
I grimaced. "No. I don't care if you don't like my beard. I will not shave and thats final! Besides, I saw people on that video website and they said Ewan Mcgregor, the guy who looks like me, looked totally hot with the beard."
"In no way, shape or form does that guy look like you." She said.
I rolled my eyes. I put shaving cream on and winced as the razor pulled off a piece of hair. I threw the razor down. "Fine! It was me. I stole your clothes and pretended to be a stripper!" Her eyes widened. "I was drunk."
"Then how do you remember it?" She questioned.
"Erm..."
"Its alright. I do that too."
"Really?"
"No. You are a downright weirdo who I love." She gave me a kiss.
"You love me."
"I love you. I loved you, always." She gave me a kiss. She ran her fingers through my hair.
My comlink buzzed. I groaned. "What is it now?" I asked my friend.
"We are in the new house and this frog thing is bothering us." Anakin whined.
"Live with it." I threw the comlink at the wall. "So... Satine." I gave her another kiss.
Anakin POV
"Mesa likes to sings for yousa 'cause he is moi moi good!" The annoying creature exclaimed. "Help mesa Ani!"
"Er... Its Anakin and I don't sing."
"Yes, yousa sing!" I shook my head. "Not even in da showa?"
"Nope." Padmé scoffed. "Shush!" I quieted.
"Really? So singing opera in the shower isn't considered singing?"
"Uh... You heard nothing."
"Oopsies! I need ta go home! But bye bye Padmé! Wittle Ani!"
"Who can get more annoying than that?" Padmé asked just as the bell rang.
I went to the door. I opened it, and a dark skinned man and a green alien came in the house.
"Greetings, Skywalker's. Sir Yoda, my name is. Skywalker's, you are, correct?" It took me a minute to realize where the noise was coming from.
"Yes. My name is Padmé." She bowed her head.
I looked at the creature. "I'm Anakin."
"Mace Windu." The man spoke. Padmé shook his hand.
"Mr. Windu, its a pleasure." She smiled.
Mace thought for a second. "I like her. Please, call me Mace." He said. "I have to go. My annoying daughter is outside waiting. Sometimes I wonder why I even had a kid."
He walked away. Sir Yoda eyed Padmé. "Having a baby, you are, hmm?"
"Twins, actually." She corrected.
"Congratulations. The landlord, I am. Kick you out of the house, I can."
I tensed. "Okay then..."
"Have to go, I do. Send Windu to check up on you, I will. Bye."
I looked at Padmé. She shrugged. I closed the door. "Whatever."
There was another knock on the door. I groaned. It was two people making out.
"Dumb teenagers!" Padmé yelled.
Satine and Obi-Wan looked at us and Satine blushed, turning crimson. "Hi..." She blushed.
Obi-Wan looked at us. "Old Man Windu and Sir Yoda were here. So was Jar Jar..."
"Could this place get any worse?" I asked.
"Hey, be glad you don't live on Sith street."
I held my hands up. "Satine, what street do we live on?" Padmé asked.
"Jedi Drive. Why?" She asked.
"Paperwork." Satine nodded.
"Bye the way, I need to go baby shopping."
"Awesome. I'll come!"
"I love baby shopping!" Obi-Wan exclaimed. "Can I come?"
"Of course. Anakin, would you like to come?" She asked.
I nodded really fast. "Yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes!"
"Okay then... when are you guys available?" She asked.
"Any day but my work days." Satine said.
"Is tomorrow alright?" I asked.
"Sounds good." Obi-Wan nodded.
"Yep." Satine agreed.
"I've gotta go." Said Obi-Wan. I swear I saw him wink at Satine. They both got left.
"Did he just wink at her?" My wife asked.
"Good, I'm not the only one..."
A/N: Okay guys, so sorry about the short chapter but my phone is almost dead. :P Review, Constructive critisism is ok but flames aren't!
