Well, here it is! Hope you enjoy it... R&R? :D


Shinigami Message Board


081 - Attention All Shinigami

The Man/Woman known as the Observor is to be brought in without question. If you see anyone that signs the board as the Observor please report them immediately.

Also, whoever is responsible for knocking the board down please turn yourself in immediately.

-Chojiro Sasakibe


082 - Daily Horoscope

I don't appreciate everyone's remarks that I am homosexual. And I am not Tousen's bitch, either. Nor am I Kira's. Or Matsumoto's. I am no one's bitch.

And there is no horoscope for today. You don't deserve one.

The Ob$ervor


083 - Gossip~~

Heyy everyone! Got some good news for you! Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia were seen... -Ahem-, take a guess, in Byakuya's office when he was cleaning out the panties yesterday!

Can I say THREESOME!

~The Observor ~CHU


084 - Kenpachi!

Get your men in here for a checkup immediately! Don't make me do to them what I did to Ikkaku!

#The Observor#


085 - Awww

Everyone is imitating me, how nice! You are all so cute. But you still sign is the same way as you always do. And Unohana, quite the threats... And I love you to, Chojiro. Thanks for trying to arrest me.

And for the record, if you want a serious relationship with me, you're gonna have to get rid of the Mexican mustache.

The Observor.


086 -

Will someone please tell me why my office is pink?


087 - Shorty

Hey, shorty, you forgot to sign your name! AGAIN. What did the Observor tell you about getting Zeros on your paper if you did that? Anyways, can you please take care of all that candy sitting around your barracks? It's spilling into our division grounds and its so ugly to look at. I think someone has a man-crush on you ;)

Beautiful~ The Observor.


088 - NO!

I liek the candy! You can giv it to me or Kenny! Im sure that evin thogh Kenny is being thretened he wouldnt mind somthing sweet!

Observor-chan


089 - STOP

STOP TRYING TO TOUCH MY DEATH NOTE!

Er, I mean black note book... Heh...

The Observor [I am Justice]


090 - Please

This is outrageous! How dare you defy me so openly! I expected better of you! Do you know how many people I have had to deal with today! Every single one of the people posting on the board signed as the Observor, and a bunch of idiotic unseated officers brought in all of you fools! How dare you? You will all be punished! It seems the only sensible ones around here are me and the Central 46!

-Chojiro Sasakibe


Special Notice

The Central 46 is having a bakery sale to raise money for the Central 46 personal funds, all lieutenants and captains are required to attend and spend money.

Thank you.

-46 The Observor 46-


... So much for that. Poor Chojiro. Oh well.

Thanks to everyone for reviewing, I did not include any suggestions since I just felt like messing around with Chojiro this chapter... In the next one, I will be sure to include them :D (So basically I'm LAZY and didn't want to open the internet... DX)

Well, anyone have any suggestions? Rules for Chojiro? (Although they will be pushed back a bit because there will be a series of !#%!#$% happening to Chojiro that will piss him off soooo much! *Evil Laugh*) Need advice for Hisagi? Got some dirt for Rangiku? Or just some suggestions... It's all welcome here! Review! :D