As soon as the Hulk came to collect Leonard I started to regret it, I sat down and cried for like two hours before I decided to go after them. When I ran outside I saw Howard there on his tricycle.
"Hop on; I know where the Hulk lives!" He called.
"Ugh, whatever, like I'd believe anything a stupid prep says, you'll probably just lead me to my doom." I shouted angrily.
Howard glared at me before shrugging his shoulders and speeding away angrily on his tricycle.
Then, Sheldon walked up and said he knew where the Hulk lives, I was mad at him for cheating on me with Leonard but he was the lesser of the two evils so I decided to go there with him. When we got there, the Hulk was making out with… RAJ'S DAD!
"Omg what are you doing? I thought you hated the Hulk!" I gasped.
"Chup ke chut hai!" Raj's dad said angrily and a lightning bolt shot out of his eyes towards us.
I dodged out of the way and looked at Raj's dad angrily,
"What is the meaning of this? I gasped; I thought you were on our side."
"Jaa apni bajaa!" Raj's dad growled. I gasped, I had no idea what he was saying but it didn't sound very nice.
"I just want Leonard, I don't care if you're a stupid ass traitor; I just came to get my boyfriend." I huffed.
The Hulk started to cackle meanly and showed us Leonard's mangled corpse before he started eating it!
"Apna khayal rakhna." Raj's dad told the Hulk, the Hulk grunted something in return, and Raj's dad ran out of the building. I ran out after him.
"What is the meaning of this? I thought you hated the Hulk." I said angrily.
"I was working as a double agent, but you ruined it!" Raj's dad said angrily.
"We only have room for one double agent in this town and we already have him." I said pulling out a knife and cutting Raj's dad's throat out; he died.
Only, he didn't die! He became a zombie and he started chasing me everywhere! I finally managed to find a secret cave but I gasped when I saw that Howard was in there cooking!
Translations
Chup ke chut hai: Shut the fuck up
Jaa apni bajaa: Go fuck yourself
Apna khayal rakhna: Take care
