DBF: Hey! And Welcome to the next chapter of...dadadada...RENO DRABBLES!!!!

Reno: Do I have to?

DBF: YES!

Reno: But I don't wanna...

DBF: I'll give you two cases of beer if you do so!

Reno: ...and...

DBF: sighs and Sephiroth's head on a silver platter...

Reno: DONE!!!!

DBF: Okay! Now! I leave you in Reno's somewhat capable hands while I go off to hunt for Sephiroth! Bai Bai!

Reno: Oh and DBF doesn't own ANYTHING...THANK GOD!!!!

DBF: (Throws a random trash can lid at Reno's head)

Reno: OW!!!!

DBF: Tha'tll teach you to mess with me!

Reno: Okay well anyway, On with the drabble...

RIDICULOUS ASSIGNMENTS!!!!

Hey everyone! I have something to complain about! The assignments that Rufus gives me! Sometimes they're reasonable...But other times they're RIDICULOUS!!!! One time Rufus assigned me to pick up his freaking grandmother from the airport and drive her around all day! The damn lady kept whacking me with her purse telling me to drop my beers, take the cigarettes out of my mouth, tuck my shirt in, and all this other random shit! I just couldn't take it! So I dumped her off at a retirement home and left her there. When Rufus found out he was so steamed that he banned me from being a turk for an entire month and sentenced me to being a janitor and clean up the whole damn building!

Okay, Next ridiculous assingment! Training Dark Nation! He's a freaking cat for crying out loud! You don't train cats! It's just not...doable! I mean you try to train a cat and they scratch up your damn face! At one point I thought that Dark Nation was warmning up to me when he was actually peeing on me! That damn cat! One day Rufus came over to my place and asked me how Dark Nation was doing. I told him he's out back. So Rufus went out back. He screamed when he found that Dark Nation was resting on a barbeque. "Relax" I told him "It's not on" Rufus glared at me. "One more screw up like this and you're fired!" He said taking Dark Nation and going home.

Ridiculous assignment number three, Buying Cloud a new phone! While shooting Advent Children, Cloud's cell phone dies in the water, remember? And after that Cloud was so upset that we had to stop shooting until he got a new phone. So Rufus ordered me to buy one for him. And he didn't even give me any extra money! So I had to use my own! Stupid, cheap boss! That phone cost me nearly $200 cause it was custom. Well there goes my pizza and beer expenses for the next few months. When I got back with the phone everyone was so relieved cause only then did Cloud stop singing emo songs. "MY PHONE!!!!" He said snatching it out of my hand. "I THINK I'LL NAME YOU SHAKALAKADINGDONG JR.!!!!"

There are more...but I don't feel like explaining them now...It's time for a drink and smoke break! See ya!

DBF: (Out of breath) ...Well...Here...It...Is...(Holds a plate)

Reno: Hey! This isn't Sephiroth's head! This is his head made out of different kinds of fruits!

DBF: Well gotta run! (Runs)

Reno: (Runs after DBF) GET BACK HERE!

DBF: (Drops beer)

Reno: Ooh! Beer! (Stops)

DBF: (Stops) (Panting) ...Please...Review...(Faints)