"I need to find a nickname for you."
"A nickname?"
"Yeah, something that only I call you by."
"You call me 'Al'. That's a nickname, as far as I know."
"Yeah, but I bet plenty of people have called you that already. Ok, let me think… Al… Allie… Oh, I got it!"
"Oh, God. DO I even want to know?"
"Of course you do, it's genius! Allie… gator!"
"What?!"
"Alligator!"
"Ouch, Allison! That hurt! What the hell did you bite me for?"
"I'm an alligator, remember? You said so yourself. And alligators… bite. You should be glad I didn't take a piece off of your arm."
"I guess I'll have to think of a new nickname."
