Holy Heffalumps! It's an All Boy Sleepover!

Disclaimer: Hi there, strange reader. This Is Tsuki! Woot! And yes, I did the last chapter as well. I don't sound too excited because of I have a stomach ache! My poor Tummy!

Umii: Awww! Poor Tsuki!!!!

Tsuki: Wait, tis gone! WOOT!

Umii: Oh yes! I don't feel bad now.

Tsuki: Oh yeah, I came to a conclusion.

Umii?

Tsuki: People only review when we post a new chapter!

Umii: Well then, KEEP POSTING NEW CHAPTERS!

Tsuki: Well, the fic is ALMOST to and end.

Umii: We should make a sequel!

Tsuki: Tell us what you think about that! Yes or No!?

Umii: Yes, please do so.

Gaara: Yo! Yo classmates, we'd call them A-Bizzle, T-Dog, and B-bizzle, they were tryin' to jock my style FO shiz!

Tsuki: But twas' hilarious and quite a coincidence.

Gaara: DAY TRYIN TA GET FAKE GRILLS BY PUTTIN GUM WRAPPER ON DAY TEETH! Jockin AND crampin' my style! Who do day think day are!?

Tsuki: Who cares Gaara? Anyway, we should inform you that this is the LAST chapter of HHIAABS!

Umii: -gasps- Yes, cause' we be startin' a new fico!

Tsuki: Yes, Yes. Special occasions! We are writing this fic together! WOOT.

Umii: OH yes! And due to some confusion, when it says Non-Yaoi, it means Not Yaoi.

Tsuki: I guess some people don't know their PREFIXES!!!

Umii: Further interrogation. IT MEANS NO BOY ON BOY or even GIRL ON GIRL. Strictly mutual!

Gaara: FO shiz.


"So Kakashi, what have you been doing lately!?" Naruto asked trying to start up a conversation.

"Well lately, I've been going to Star Trek Conventions! I'm the Leader! I've even spent my whole paycheck on this action figure!" Kakashi said as he pulled out a mini action figure of Christopher Pike.

"And… Who da heck is he!?" They asked.

"OHMIGHEE! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW!?" Kakashi said practically lunging at them.

'Because I'm not a nerd, geek, or a loser. Or all of the above like you are.' They all thought in their heads, but nobody said anything.

"Well, he is a captain and is from the city of Mojave and he had a horse named Tango. He was the captain of Enterprise. He also –"Kakashi got stopped by Gaara.

"Ok, don't care! Jus' fixed the dang door. Nobody wants to see your paycheck doll." Gaara said throwing the Captain on the floor.

"ERG! I spend one thousand dollars on that! AND it's not a doll, it's an action figure!" Kakashi said picking up the Captain.

"Don't Care, take your doll and fix the door!"

"ACTION FIGURE!"

"FINE! Take your ACTION FIGURE and fix the DANGED DOOR YA FOOL!" Gaara said about to get violent.

"Okay! No need for violence! Peace forever!!!!" Kakashi said holding up his two fingers.

"Tree-hugger…" Gaara said quietly.

Kakashi gave him a glare then walked over to the door.

"Can you fix it!?" Naruto asked.

"Yes. You could've fixed it yourself, quite easy actually!" Kakashi said digging in his bag. Then he finally pulled out something. He pulled out a brand new roll of Duct Tape with Star Trek Characters on it. They all stared as Kakashi just duct-taped the door closed.

"WHAT THE HECK! I COULDA DONE THAT MYSELF!" Naruto screamed.

"Well, why didn't you!? By the way, it's gonna be $500 for the duct tape job."

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLY CRAP! $500! FOR DUCT TAPE! YOU GOTTA BE DRUNK!" Naruto screamed.

"It was so special. It even had Spock on it! I'll be waiting for my money!" Kakashi said as he snorted and walked out the house.


They looked at the clock, and it was 7 am. Then, they all started to leave.

"Holy Shiz! It's 7 am! Bernard and Jose, we're late for our manicures!" Melvin said as he ran out.

"I'm late for my hair as well!" Bernard said he ran out.

"I'm late for both!" Jose said as he followed.

Sooner or later, everybody left except Naruto, Gaara, Sasuke, and Orochimaru. Then, the doorbell rang. Gaara went to open and when he did, his home skillets: A-bizzle, T-Dog, and B-Bizzle were at the door.

"Yo, G-Bizzle, Where you at dis' whole night!?" T-Dog asked.

"Yo, I be up with ma homies right nah'. Stop stalkin me and jockin' my style. Geez." Gaara said pulling up his pants.

Naruto and Sasuke were staring at his friends. They all dressed like Gaara and they all had grills. It was like, Attack of the Grill x4. Meanwhile, Orochimaru was upstairs taking a shower.

"Yo N-Dog and S-bizzle, preciate' all ya stuff. Well I got roll now, lataz'!" Gaara said as he left.

"Peace Out Yo!" T-Dog, B-bizzle, and A-Bizzle said closing the door.

"Hm… well then, I should be going now too. I mean, I have to return Itachi's car keys so they can buy Axe and Junk… yeah."

"Well, see ya round' later!" Naruto said as he waved to Sasuke.

"WAIT SASUKE!!!!" Orochimaru said as he ran out the shower in a frantic rush.

"Orochimaru, where are your pants?" Sasuke said laughing.

Yes, Where Just Are Your Pants?

-Final End! WOOT!-


Tsuki and Umii: END!!!! END TO THE FIC! YES!!! About the Star Trek thing, we don't watch it all! We had to go on Google and search. Yes, we shared Ideas. Oh yes, and to get the T-Dog, b-bizzle, and a-bizzle joke, you had to read the DISCLAIMER! Please Review for, this fic is finished! FINAL! Our new fic will be about the Yu Yu Hakusho Gang Going Camping. Same Humor, New Category! While you're at it, review it or What If Fic, or depending on which time frame you're reading this, read our new fic! . Woot, Sayonara for now!