I sit at my computer on Instant Messenger, chatting to Isadora, Fiona, and Carmelita. Fiona asked, "Hey, wanna go c 'Werewolves in the Rain' on friday?"

I replied, "OMFG! Esme's in it, but aren't u the only 1 who can get in? It's rated R."

Fiona said, "They dont check your ID's the ticket counter The Malloy Cinema unless its a definate R. 'Werewolves' is barely R."

I replied, "I'll go."

Isadora said, "Me too."

Carmelita replied, "So will I."

After I logged off, I went into the tv room, where Esme was watching "Punch Drunk Love". I swear, she loves those romantic comedies. And she was pigging out on popcorn and a Mars Bar, one of the British candies she likes. I think romantic comedies are so cheesy. Except for this one. It's about this guy with anger issues who falls in love with this weird girl. I sit down by Esme and I asked her, "Could you pass me the popcorn?"

Esme replied, "It's really salty. Go get some of your own snacks."

I went to the kitchen and got myself a tube of Pringles. I go back to the tv room where I sat back down on the sofa.

On Friday night, I change into a sweatshirt and a pair of skinny jeans. I slip on my Chanel flats, grab my Burberry purse, and headed towards the door. Esme stopped me and asked, "What movie are you going to see again?"

I replied, "I'll be seeing 'With Love'."

Esme said, "Okay."

I then went to pick up Carmelita. When we got to the theater, we purchased tickets, popcorn, soda, and candy. We went to screen 4. There was this weird guy sitting in the row in front of us. He was shorter than me and was dressed like an emo, except for the paper bag over his head. He had a hooker with him. She was wearing a tube top, leopard print leggings, and red stripper boots.

An hour into the movie, the weird guy and the hooker started making out. I said, "Get a fucking room."

The guy said, "I know who you are. You're Violet Baudelaire. I'm calling Esme. And I'll call your friends's guardians, too."

Shit. We're caught.

After I got home, Esme confronted me. I'm busted.