Hey everybody. I know it was a while ago, to be exact: one year, do you get it? Because the last chapter was written in 2015, and now it's 2016, eh? Not funny, I know. But I DIDN'T abandon the story. So, now on to the disclaimer and on with the story. Because I let you wait a whole year with a cliffhanger! I know, still not funny. But now the DISCLAIMERRRRRRR Roger! Wait.. I don't know a Roger. WHY DO I EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOW SERIOUSLY GO TO THAT DISCLAIMER!

Me: I copyrighted you all

The trio: That is not true! *dialing the cops*

cops: You're under arrest!

me ( very upset): WHAT? I didn't do anything

Randy: Yes you do, You said you copyrighted us!

Danny: Yeah!

Jake: Shut up, danny

cops: We have to take you to our police office

me: I'm innocent! Please! Why don't you believe me!

The trio: Bye CrayonPencil

me: NOOOOOOO

(I know this disclaimer sucks)


"QUIET! Or do you want more detention?" said the teacher

"Yes, only if they are gone!"

"What?"

"I deserve my rest!"

"No you don't"

"Because I'm the Ninja I deserve rest!"

"Are you the NINJA?!" The teacher asked (the teacher is mrs. Driscoll)

"Eerrr..."

"Of course not, what is that for crazy talk" Randy said nervously. Jake didn't feel guilty for Randy because 'That wasn't their fault'. Danny at the other hand felt very guilty because they knew Randy always had to laugh about the most stupid jokes.

"You just said you're the-"

"Jake, Danny, this is all your fault!"

"What do you mean it's our fault? You just confirmed it! You could say she heard wrong or something!"

"What? No!"

"Yes you did, Randy"

"Jeez, stop it!" Danny tried to stop the boys, but without succes

"Now she knows I'm the Ninja, you shoobs"

"WHAT IS A SHOOB, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SLANG?"

"You are the one with the weird slang, EVERYBODY here uses this slang! I mean, your constant yo's"

"Boys, stop, I'll keep it a-" Mrs Driscoll tried to say. She once said to herself that if she would ever know the ninja's identity, she would keep it a secret.

"You have to see it this way" Jake said "It's a phrase G said always: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

"Now you sound like your grandfa-" But someone interrupted Randy. Good Job Jake. Forgot Danny's half dead?

"What did you jus say?! Forgot I'm half Ghost?"

"Well, yes" Jake began to panic because Danny just revealed what he is. And that was definitely his fault. Or G's fault. No, Jake's fault. He never listens to Gramps' old Chinese wisdom and now...

"What do you boys mean by 'half ghost'?" Mrs Driscoll said. Jake felt guilty so:

"I am half ghost" Jake said with a fake smile.

"CUT THE ACT JAKE! SHE ALREADY KNOWS DANNY'S A HALFA! JUST KEEP IT SECRET THAT YOU'RE A DRAG-" Randy cutted himself of, and hoped she wouln't figure out.

At the moment Mrs Driscoll realized she had to cover the windows so nobody saw what she saw. 'So, the numbskull, Randy, is the ninja, revealed by mr. Fentons joke. Mr Fenton is a... Half ghost, no... halfa, revealed by mr Long. And mr. Long is a drag-, err, Dragon? Revealed by the numbskull. Oh I get it. It's like that game from the middle ages. With dragons. And it was supposed to stay a secret, because they are to cool to play it.'

"Boys, I know you are playing that game of the medieval period. I'll keep it a secret, you are not too cool to play it. I played it too. Creatures like that -except the ninja- don't exist."

"WE ARE NOT... Wait what? Where are you talking about, Lady? What do you mean by- OUCH!"

"What Randy means" Danny corrected "Is that you're 100% right. now excuse us. we have to go home." Danny said, winking at danny and Jake.

"Yes, what he says."

"Now we have to go."

"Bye... Numbskulls"


It's done. I'll try next chapter as soon as I can. It is already a whole year ago-. You know, I'm stopping with that joke. Anyways, hope to see you the next chapter, R&R I REPEAT R&R. See you soon, ~CrayonPencil~ (PS I know you don't believe it but this is the 2nd logest chapter of this story)