Solomon: Where the hell are we now?
Nathan: I don't know… but it looks like there is a huge ol' comet heading our way.
James: What are we doing in the middle of a freakin' Chinese palace?
Solomon: Hmm… Doesn't look like the Forbidden City to me…
Diva: Hey, look!
Zuko: Sorry, but you're not going to become Fire Lord today… I am!
Amshell: Am I just seeing things or does that huge white beaver-cow thingy have six legs?
Saya: Die, Diva!
Katara: Who's Diva?
Azula: (Ignores everyone but Zuko) Agni Kai!
Zuko: You're on!
Kai: What EXACTLY is going on here?
Haji: (Snatches magic script from Solomon) An Agni Kai. Two Fire-Benders will fight it out until the other is defeated to honorably settle disputes…
Diva: I vote for the hottie!
Katara: (Glares and blood-bends Diva into shutting up, but gets drained of her own)
Zuko: KATARA!!
Azula: Finally, someone who is smart enough to kill that Water-Bender…
Saya: Haih… I give up! (Hacks Azula's head off)
Random Fire Nation Guard: All hail Fire Lord Zuko!
Diva: (Hugs Zuko) Yay, Hottie!!
Solomon: (Patting Zuko's head) I think you'll do better without resisting, kiddo.
Louis: Poor dude…
David: Yeah…
Jack Sparrow: Right you are, mate. Right you are…
