Solomon: Where the hell are we now?

Nathan: I don't know… but it looks like there is a huge ol' comet heading our way.

James: What are we doing in the middle of a freakin' Chinese palace?

Solomon: Hmm… Doesn't look like the Forbidden City to me…

Diva: Hey, look!

Zuko: Sorry, but you're not going to become Fire Lord today… I am!

Amshell: Am I just seeing things or does that huge white beaver-cow thingy have six legs?

Saya: Die, Diva!

Katara: Who's Diva?

Azula: (Ignores everyone but Zuko) Agni Kai!

Zuko: You're on!

Kai: What EXACTLY is going on here?

Haji: (Snatches magic script from Solomon) An Agni Kai. Two Fire-Benders will fight it out until the other is defeated to honorably settle disputes…

Diva: I vote for the hottie!

Katara: (Glares and blood-bends Diva into shutting up, but gets drained of her own)

Zuko: KATARA!!

Azula: Finally, someone who is smart enough to kill that Water-Bender…

Saya: Haih… I give up! (Hacks Azula's head off)

Random Fire Nation Guard: All hail Fire Lord Zuko!

Diva: (Hugs Zuko) Yay, Hottie!!

Solomon: (Patting Zuko's head) I think you'll do better without resisting, kiddo.

Louis: Poor dude…

David: Yeah…

Jack Sparrow: Right you are, mate. Right you are…