Wow ok this was beyond hysterical to write, I was laughing out loud as I was typing this. Enjoy the Jean time everyone

"You took up the job?!" Armin exclaimed on their drive home.

"Yeah, I didn't have much of a choice. I need money, Ar. We need money." Armin's eyes softened as he glanced briefly over at his friend.

"I could've gotten a job, you know."

"No, you really couldn't. You have much more on your plate than I do. You know I don't really care about school; it doesn't do anything for me. You're a genius, its way more important that you focus and I worry about rent, just like I always have." Armin sighed and shook his head, having lost this argument with his friend more than once before.

"Whatever you say, Eren. Anyway, do you promise to take pictures?" Armin implored with big puppy eyes. Eren laughed and ruffled his hair.

"Of course. As long as you promise not to jack off to them." Armin's eyes went wide and he blushed slightly, red coloring the bridge of his nose.

"E-Eren! Of course I wouldn't!" Eren rolled his eyes.

"Sure, whatever you say. I bet the guy is like, in his 70's anyway."

Armin, being smarter than he really let on, merely smirked to himself and replied, "Totally." He'd let Eren find out for himself what Levi Ackerman really looked like. They pulled into the parking lot and bantered back and forth on their walk up to their apartment, and Armin unlocked the door and entered, stepping inside the apartment.

"Hey babe." Came a deep seductive voice from the darkness. Armin's eyes widened and he stopped dead, turning on the lights to reveal Jean, sprawled across the sofa in a Santa hat, and nothing else but Santa-patterned boxers. Armin froze, absolutely dumbstruck and not expecting that in the slightest.

"Armin? Did I hear something? Why'd you stop?" Eren questioned in and peaked around a stunned Armin to see Jean and his face widened in a cat-ate-the-canary grin, and he snickered.

"J-Jaeger?! What the hell, Armin, you said you'd be home alone tonight!" Jean exclaimed, jumping up and trying to find something to cover himself with little success.

"I-I was talking about tomorrow night, reread your texts!" Armin stammered and covered his bright red face, and Eren sauntered into the room, laughing hysterically.

"W-What the fuck, man," he said in between fits of laughter, dodging the few pillows that Jean threw at him. "You know, I actually forgot it was Christmas break, thanks for the reminder!" He wiped a tear from his eye before catching a pillow, clutching it for support.

"S-Shut the fuck up!" Jean growled, his entire face red and his eyes darted back and forth as he whipped off the Santa hat embarrassedly.

"Well, Armin," Eren said as he threw an arm around Armin's shoulders and leaned on him slightly for support in between fits of laugher, "You sure found yourself a good one," He finished as he began laughing again. "And you still say you're not in a relationship?" Eren teased and poked Armin's cheek as the latter blushed harder and hid his face.

"Shut up, asshole, you're gay as shit!" Jean chided from the other side of the room, having found a blanket to hide under.

"I-I am not! What makes you think I'm gay?" Eren replied, his face reddening slightly. Come to think of it, Eren never really thought about his sexuality. He always sort of presumed he was straight, but he never did anything with a girl to prove him right or wrong. He didn't really care; he figured it'd come to him in time. But honestly, he'd never admit it first to this idiot.

Jean rolled his eyes. "Come on, dude, you're seriously not admitting it to yourself? My gaydar goes insane whenever you're around." He whirled a finger above his head to represent an antenna to prove his point.

"Jean," Armin scolded lightly and walked over to reprimand his boyfriend. "Don't say things like that. He'll come out when he's ready."

"W-What?! Armin, I won't come out because I'm not gay!" Eren argued stubbornly.

Armin smiled. "Don't worry. I meant that either way, because you've never told me you're straight either. Take it how you will." Armin finished and simply walked away, leaving a Jean and an Eren to glare at each other. That didn't last long, however, because upon looking at Jean for more than 5 seconds, Eren couldn't help it and burst out laughing once again, leading an irritated Jean to whack him repeatedly with a pillow before pulling on his sweatpants and leaving.