Chapter 9
Okay, I know it took forever to update, and I'm sure you all know why...enough said, just read the chapter.
Because I'm really lazy and I haven't exactly had that much time, I'm gonna just say that the THE ULTIMATE POKEMON BATTLE TOURNAMENT OF DOOM ended in a draw between Sasuke and Sasori. I don't know how, it just did. Also, nobody won in th fight between Itachi and Deidara either. I'm gonna get even lazier and say that the Akatsuki are now in New Jersey, which, in case you didn't know or don't remember, is where they're vacationing. Oh, and the bus somehow got magically repaired (with Kakuzu's money, of course).
Tobi: Leader-sama, Are we there yet?
Pein: No Tobi.
Tobi: Are we there now?
Pein: No.
Tobi: How about now?
Pein: No.
Tobi: Are we there now? How about now? Now? How about now? Are we there now?
Pein: No. No. No. No. And no.
And then the Akatsuki hear this...
I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I am
getting away with murder
it isn't possible
to ever tell the truth
but the reality is I'm getting away with murder
(These are the lyrics the chorus of the song Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach incase you didn't know. I obviously don't own these lyrics or the song.)
Pein: Where the hell is that coming from?
Looks at Deidara.
Deidara: It's not me, un.
Pein looks around for Sasori...who isn't actually seen because he's sleeping in one of the seats, so Pein then looks at Hidan, whose too busy performing one of his rituals to even notice the music. Pein looks at Kisame.
Kisame: I don't even own a music player.
Pein looks at Zetsu, who is attempting the eat one of the seats on the bus. Then he looks at Kakuzu, whois busy counting whats left of his money. Kakuzu, in turn, who feels he's being watched, looks at Pein.
Kakuzu: I think music players cost too much.
Hidan: That's cause your cheap, you fucking asshole!
Pein doesn't even bother looking at Tobi because Tobi wouldn't even listen to music like that, so he looks at Itachi...
...who is looking at Konan with a horrified look.
Pein: Konan, are you the one listen to that?
Konan: Yeah, what about it?
Pein: O.o
Pein is very scared now.
Later...in a random restaurant cause I'm random...
Hidan: Yes, this restuarant has a telephone! Now I can call Jashin!
Sasori: He can call his god?
Hidan runs off to the telephone.
Pein: I guess we should get a table while we wait for him.
Back with Hidan...
Hidan: Hello? Is this Jashin?
Anko: Who the hell is this? Why the hell are you interrupting my dango time?
Hidan: Fuck you!
Anko: Fuck you!
Hidan: I said fuck you first so fuck you! (Hidan hangs up the phone) Damn it, I got the wrong number.
With the other Akatsuki members...
Sasori: Really? They had to use three tables to seat all of us?
Deidara: Well, at least we're not stuck with...
Tobi: Hi Senpai. Leader-sama told me to sit with you guys.
Deidara:...Tobi.
...
Hidan: Hello? Is this Jashin?
Pedo: I'm going to rape you!
Hidan: Oh my Jashin! (Hangs up the phone) I think I almost died. Well, I guess I'll try again. (Dials number) Hello?
Pein: Hello?
Hidan: Gah! Leader-sama?
Pein: Hidan, hang up the phone.
Hidan: (gets an idea) Hey leader-sama. You're refrigerator's running. You'd better go catch it.
Pein:...if that was suppose to be any sort of attempt at a prank call, which I know it wasn't, you failed at it miserably.
Hidan: Ohhhhhh. (Hangs up the phone) Damn it. Why can't I call Jashin? (Dials number again) Hello?
911: Hello? Who's this?
Hidan: Is this Jashin?
911: Sir, are you all right? Do you need help?
Hidan: Holy fucking crap, I think it's Jashin!
911: Sir, please tell us you're location and we'll send an ambulance.
Hidan: Wait, what? Ambulance? Why the fuck do I need an ambulance? I'm not fucking injured, you fucking assholes. (Hangs up) That's it. I give up.
...
Pein: Ooh, a lemon. Hey Konan. (Holds it up to Konan) Lemon!
Konan slaps Pein
Pein: Ow, Pein is in pain...
Later...as the Akatsuki are now leaving the restuarant...
(Btw, all the stuff with the other Akatsuki members happened while Hidan was 'attempting' to call his god.)
Kisame: Kakuzu, what are you doing?
Kakuzu: Saving us money!
Kisame: By stealing the breadsticks?
Kakuzu: Of course! After all, they're free!
Kisame does a facepalm.
Hidan: Hey, Kakuzu. I finally called Jashin.
Kakuzu: I don't care.
Hidan: Wait, why's everyone leaving?
Kisame: Cause we already ate.
Hidan: What? Oh, what the fuck.
Very random. And yes, in case you were wondering, Hidan never got to eat. Plz review.
