Sorry I haven't updated for a couple days. I probably won't update twice a day regularly like I used to. Mid-Term testing is coming up… So, where were we? Right. Antilix, the bad luck Pokémon. That somehow speaks English. Let's go!

"So you're giving us bad luck?" Drew balled his fists.

"YesYesYes!" Antilix chirped.

"Why you!"

"YouYouYou?"

"Argh! You're so annoying!"

"AnnoyAnnoyAnnoy!"

Drew turned in a huff, and tripped over a rock on the ground, crushing their food supplies into a mess.

"HaHaHa!"

Drew, covered in food was in a bad mood. He stomped off, tripping over a root that hadn't been there a couple moments ago.

"HaHaHa!"

After a couple minutes, another Metleon pulled itself toward the group, a pokeball in tow.

"Great. It's another one of those!" May complained. Eventually the Metleon shifted and turned back into Drew.

"I caught one!" Drew raised the pokeball.

"The metal Eevee?" Dawn asked.

"Yeah,"

"Cool,"

Soon, there was a loud screech. Kei burst out from the ground.

"Whoa!" Everyone jumped to the side.

"Out of the- WHOA!" Kei shouted as a massive solid orb crashed through the floating island of land.

"What the-!" Screamed Drew as he nearly got his head taken off by the sphere.

"COOOOOORSPHERE!" A loud grating was heard. The massive beast unraveled. It was a glob of magma, encircled by a cocoon of iron. It was the core of the planet.

"RAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!" It screamed as it performed a rollout.

"Gallade! Porygon-Z!" Kei screamed, "ATTACK!"

Six waves of energy emanated from the Pokémon. All hit the beast, but it appeared to be ineffective.

Kei raised his arm. The Sypher twanged, and Kei looked at it.

"Base Defense… 150, Base Special Defense… 150, Base Attack… 150… Base HP…150…"

Kei was stunned at the numbers. He looked up. This would be fun.

Kei raised both his arm. With sickening convulsions, the arms extended into blades. He dashed forward, stabbing and slashing. He plunged the blades into the beast. It screeched.

"Even though my Master Balls didn't work on you, I'll get you!"

"Master Ball?" Dawn spoke up.

"Didn't work?" Brock said.

Kei's arms turned back into hands. With a grunt, he shifted his bones into a gun, and a couple other bones into bullets. He pointed them up, and shot the huge Pokémon. He restored his hands, and threw an odd looking ball.

"ALPHA BALL!" He shouted.

The pokeball opened. The massive beast was sucked inside. The ball shook madly. It clicked.

"Victory!" Kei picked it up and clipped it to its belt.

"Look what you did now you bastards!" A voice called.

A young boy was walking towards them with a scowl on his face.

"You caught the bloody core! Now this planet has no gravity!"

"A human?" Everyone shouted.

"That speaks English?" Brock continued.

"Well get out! Or I, as the gym leader of this planetoid will kick you out!"

"GYM LEADER?" Ash shouted.

"Yeah. Whaddya think I am? A girly coordinator? That's Mel's job!"

"Contests?" May squealed.

"Girly?" Drew asked.

Well there's that. See ya guys eventually. After Mid-Term testing? Or before? I'll probably update this weekend.