=== Fight the Landweller

Sollx and Aradia finally broke out of their kiss. "S0llux..." Aradia's eyes were shining with happiness.

"Solllux." The troll stepped out from the bush. "You dirty, filthy, landwweller."

"Eriidan?!" Sollux defensively stepped in front of Aradia. "What are you doing?"

"You evvil THING!" He whipped out his science stick furiously.

"Eridan, what is y0u pr0blem?" Aradia wasn't going to let anybody hurt him. Damn the consequences.

"Fef," he sneered, "was coming to talk to ya. I don't knoww if she got here yet, but I don't care." He extended his science stick and it began to glow viciously.

"First, you steal Fef from me, and then you havve the audacity, the gall, to take any chance with Aradia too." The stick began to crackle. "And noww it's time for you to pay."

"N0!" Aradia tried to jump in front of Sollux, but he was like a rock, refusing to let her stand in the crossfire.

"Nooooooooooo!" Another voice cried, jumping out from the foliage in front of Eridan as the world exploded with white light.