I don't own Dragon Ball Z, but I do own Brendant and Chaos.

Chaos-A human with the ears and paws for hands of a wolf, long red hair, and a monkey tail.

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"So, your saying one of us is the killer?" Vegeta asked as Brendant nodded. "But who could it be?" #18 asked as Goku said "Well, they would have been known killers, which excludes Marron, Brendant, myself, Krillin, Yamcha, Chioatzu, Dende, Popo, Trunks, Bra, and Goten." Goku said. "Next, they would have a blood lust, which excludes #17 and #18." Brendant said. "Well, that leaves Chaos and Vegeta." Marron said as everyone looked at the two. "What? I haven't killed anyone since I was 10!" Chaos said as Vegeta snorted and asked "Why would I want to kill my own wife?" Dende sighed, looked around, and asked "Hey! Where's Master Roshi and Oolong?" to which everyone shrugged. "Well, I gotta go to the bathroom." Bra said as she stood up and walked off.

"This is sick old man!" Oolong said as Master Roshi watched the Playboy channel on his Tv. "Shut up piggy! I'm watching my show!" Master Roshi yelled at Oolong before his gaze returned to the TV. "Pervert." Oolong said under his breath as he sat next to Master Roshi.

They had sat there for a few minutes when the front door slammed. "Huh?" Master Roshi asked and looked towards the door and saw nothing. "It was probably nothing." Oolong said as he sighed and stared at the TV nonchalantly. "Your right." Master Roshi said as he watched the TV some more.

A few more minutes later Oolong sat, asleep as Master Roshi dozed, barely awake to watch the TV. "Huh. I guess it's time for bed." Master Roshi said as he stood and stretched his arms as he walked to the stairs and walked up them. He reached for the light switch, found it, and turned it on and off several times, but found it useless. "Huh? The lights aren't working, must be blown." Master Roshi said, and was hit square between the eyes with a crowbar and was sent sprawling down the stairs.

Oolong shot awake as Master Roshi hit the ground with a sickening thud on his back, a puddle of blood around his prone body. Oolong saw his body and yelled in fear as he saw Diablo land feet first on top of Master Roshi's read, chrushing it into a mushy red ground beef type substance. Oolong hopped off the couch and watched as Diablo, clad in a rainslicker with what looked like a large ginsu knife in his left hand, approached him slowly. Oolong yelled and dashed out of the house and onto the sandy beach, rainslickered killer behind him.

Oolong ran along the beach, Diablo behind him with the ginsu knife. Oolong ran around the house, and smiled as Diablo slowed and stopped. Oolong smiled, thinking he had gotten away when he was pulled into the palm tree by a rope around his ankle.

Oolong hung, upside down from the palm tree with a snare around his ankle, and watched as Diablo strolled up to him. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. You really should have watched where you were going." Diablo said as Oolong gulped and asked "What are you going to do to me?" Diablo chuckled as he held the ginsu knife for Oolong to see and said "Simple. I'm gonna make you into bacon!" Diablo said with a sadistic smile as he pulled the knife across Oolong's throat, killing him. He then cut Oolong down and carried him into the house, humming a tune.

"So, who could the killer be?" Dende asked as Bra came back. "Took ya a while." Goten said as Bra blushed, sat down and said "Well, I kinda got lost." #17 chuckled and said "Really? Doesn't surprise me with this BIG house of yours." Brendant shook his head and Chaos nodded in drowziness. "What? You weaklings tired?" Vegeta said with a smirk as Brendant shook his head and said "No... Well, yes." and Chaos drowzily nodded in agreement. "Why not go to bed weaklings?" Vegeta asked as Brendant shook his head and said "Not that tired... at least... not yet." and his head droopped onto his chest and he began to breath slowly and silently.

"Well, now that that's done, time to get the remainders." Diablo said as she licked her lips, which were smeared with bacon grease.

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Who's next? Find out next time!