Chapter 9: Chaos at the Springs

-The Poké Springs-

Hal and Jeff were standing outside the entrance of the Springs on the Pokémon world, where Hal sighed and said. "Just what I need, a good vacation to get away from it all."

"Still, I doubt sneaking off is a good idea." Jeff commeted in worry, before asking. "What if Bowser finds out that we are here?"

"Ah, you worry too much. He's never even heard about this place." Hal said confidently.

"What are you two nimrods doing here?" A voice questioned, causing both Hal and Jeff to turn to see Bowser Jr and Yoshi approach them.

"You were saying?" Jeff asked, making Hal groan.

"Damn it!" He cursed.

"Yoshi, have you made sure the Clown Car is tied to something secure?" Bowser Jr asked Yoshi with a sense of doubt in his tone.

"Yes I did. Don't judge me." Yoshi replied, sounding offended by the question.

"Anyway, back to you two. Why are you two here when the whole world is in peril?" Bowser Jr asked Hal and Jeff.

"Oh, Hal thought we'd slip away here for a holiday." Jeff said.

"At least you get paid!" Hal snapped, before he then asked. "Wait. What do you mean by the world is in peril?"

"A pair of evil twin sisters from a different dimensions is causing trouble. We're here to find Kylie Koopa and get her to help us." Yoshi told them.

"Kylie Koopa? Ah, you mean that Koopa photographer who aided Mario and Luigi before?" Jeff asked.

"And she's a girl Koopa?" Hal asked hopefully.

"Yes she is a girl." Bowser Jr replied, before asking. "Why do you ask?"

"Trust me, you don't want to know" Jeff answered.

Deciding to change the subject, and getting an idea, Yoshi suggested in a friendly tone. "Why don't you two come with us? We need all the help we can get."

"You can't be serious. These two are the worse minions my dad has working for him." Bowser Jr said.

"Hey, we are not that terrible." Jeff said. "We would've have sent Peach to Bowser while disguised as Mario and Luigi if Steve hasn't betrayed us."

However, Hal then grabbed Yoshi's arms in a sudden excitement.

"Wait... if I team up with you, will I be a hero?" He asked, making Yoshi think about it and say. "I guess so."

The Koopa Trooper let go of Yoshi and then yelled in excitement as he begins to run around the area, yelling in joy, waving his arms about too. "At last! I will no longer be a minion! I'll be a hero! The girls won't keep their hands off me!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot that Hal is a big playboy. Something like this makes him so excited" Jeff said as they watched Hal run back and forth like a crazed idiot, only for Bowser Jr to then grab Hal and shake him, trying to calm him down.

"Ok, you big idiot. Calm down! No need to blow your top off." Bowser Jr yelled at the Koopa.

And about to step in, Yoshi stopped when he heard a voice call out his name, one that sounded like...

"Pikachu!"

Yoshi turned to see Pikachu and Kirby approaching him.

"Pikachu! Good to see you again. Oh? Kirby's here too?" Yoshi said, glad to see the other Nintendo heroes.

As Yoshi spoke Yoshi-tongue and Pikachu spoke Poke-tongue, it was surprising that they could understand what each other was saying.

Curious, Pikachu asked. "So what brings you here? Surely not a vacation."

"Actually we're here to find someone who is vacationing here" Yoshi said in reply, leaving Hal, Jeff and Bowser Jr puzzled.

"How can these two understand each other?" Hal asked.

"I don't know. They are animals." Jeff replied, trying to sound like he knew the answer, but was just as clueless as his friend.

"Poyo?" Kirby then asked, causing Yoshi to face Kirby and ask. "We're here to find Kylie Koopa. Do you know where she is?"

"Oh yeah. She's in the hot springs right now. We can show you to the waiting room where you can wait for her to finish." Pikachu said in reply, leading the group through the Poké Springs.

-The waiting room-

After following the pair, Yoshi and the others found themselves waiting and sitting in the waiting lounge, while Pikachu and Kirby had headed off, getting some drinks for everyone.

"We cannot just sit here and wait forever!" Bowser Jr groaned out, getting impatient.

"Just calm down boss. A little patience never hurt anyone." Jeff reassured him in reply.

And while Yoshi was in agreement, he then noticed a door with steam coming out of it and got curious.

"Hey, Jr. Maybe we should check out that room." Yoshi suggested.

"Good idea. Let's check it out" Hal said as he, Yoshi and Bowser Jr made their way to the steam room.

"Err... guys. I don't think..." Jeff started to say, just as Pikachu and Kirby returned, making Pikachu called out in warning. "Wait, you guys. Don't!"

However, Yoshi opened the door and he, Hal and Jr just stood in shock and awe to see ten naked Koopa Troopa females were staring in shock at them in the girl hot springs, while showing off her backside and a towel around her front was Kylie Koopa, who blushed when she saw them.

The other nine koopas stammered before Bowser Jr, Yoshi or Hal could react, they screamed and threw Koopa Shells at them calling out. "GET OUT! GET OUT! PEEPERS!"

Yoshi got slammed in the nose at a red one, Bowser Jr's got hit on the head with a green shell, while Hal got slammed in the face with a blue one, making them all fall backwards as Kirby and Pikachu closed the door before any more trouble could happen.

"Miss. Kylie Koopa, you are needed when you are finished!" Pikachu called out to her from outside as he turned to Yoshi, Bowser Jr and Hal on the floor, eyes swirling and dazed and said. "I told you not to."

"That should be nothing a child should ever see..." Bowser Jr said as both his and Yoshi's eyes swirled with Yoshi giving off an 'Oro'.

"Wow. So many Koopa tits and butts..." Hal said as his eyes swirled and he drooled, while Jeff looked down on his friend and sighed.

"Pervert."

-A while later-

Kylie came out with a towel around her and was not pleased.

Bowser Jr had bandage around his head, Yosh's nose was bandaged and Jeff was fixing up Hal.

"Yoiks! Don't you guys know you NEVER walk in on a woman while she is in a hot spring?" Kylie questioned crossly.

"Sorry but they thought that was just a steam room," Jeff said, while Kirby giggled.

"Anyway, Electric Mouse here said you needed to see me." Kylie said, calming down a bit and curious as how they needed her services.

"Yes." Yoshi said, getting around to it. "You see we need your help. There's this evil duo who is attacking our world. We heard your skills can help us fix the Dimensulator so we can go there and stop them."

Kylie was awestruck from what she heard, too distracted that she didn't know she dropped her towel.

"REALLY? You boys made a portal that can go to other dimensions?" She asked, amazed, while Yoshi and Bowser Jr blushed in shock when she did that and Hal just drooled at her.

"Err... Miss Kylie... your towel..." Pikachu reminded her as he and Kirby looked away.

Kylie then looked down, gasped and pulled her towel back up again.

"Sorry, boys. Excitement got the best of me. But whatta scoop! A battle with an ultimate dimension? My ratings would go through the roof!" She said, sounding more excited.

"So we like you to help us stop this Evil Sisters and help us fix the computer?" Bowser Jr asked.

"Boys, you got yourself a deal. So who else is with you?" Kylie asked.

"Mario and Bowser and Rosalina" Yoshi said.

"Ah. Whisker Face, Fatty Gods and Luma Goddess herself. I so wanted to get a shot of her." Kylie smiled, but then she saw Hal looking at her dreamily, making her ask. "What are you looking at?"

"Hey, babe. What'd you say after this you and I get to know each other a little more?" Hal offered, playing cool, but was shot down when Kylie said in reply. "Err... I think I'll pass on that."

"Anyway, boys. Let's get moving" She the said, heading off, while Hal smirked.

"Oh yeah. She wants me." Hal stated.

"Yeah right." Jeff said sarcastically.

"Oh wait, Kylie. Your shell." Bower Jr called out.

"Oh yeah. My clothing and my equipment are in my shell. Wait here while I go and get it." Kylie said as she rushed back to her changing room.

And waiting for Kylie, Yoshi had an idea and asked Pikachu and Kirby. "So guys, You wanna come too?"

"Poyo." Kirby replied, declining the offer.

"Thanks but no thanks. I am wanted here. Lucario would be worried sick if I headed off when I'm supposed to be on vacation." Pikachu said in reply.

"Ok. But if you like, come to the Mushroom Kingdom later. I've got lots to tell you." Yoshi said with a smile, making Pikachu smile back and say. "Will do."

Just as Pikachu and Kirby said their goodbyes, Kylie then returned, wearing her green hat and pink shell.

"Right. I am ready boys. Also I am wearing my underwear in cause that pervert tried to get me out of it." Kylie said, addressing to Hal, before saying. "Now let's move on boys. This is big news."

"Well then let's go." Bowser Jr said, before Jeff then cut in.

"Err... is that our transport floating away?" He asked, making everyone look out of the window to see the Clown Car flying away, strapped to a Coin Block.

"The Car! Without it we're stranded!" Bowser Jr cried out, before he glared at Yoshi and yelled at him. "Tie it to something SECURE I said!"

"Well this is perfect to test out my latest equipment". Kylie said as she held up a metal graber and headed off. "Let's move on, boys."

They raced to the top of the roof and Kylie used her grabber to grab the block, holding it in place, while they all climbed into it and headed back to the Ice Castle.

-At the Ice Castle-

When they returned, they were surprised to see the Comet Observatory above them as they made their way to the Dimensulator lair.

"So the evil twins are Ultimecia and Sheva and they are Rosalina's older horrible sisters?" Asked Yoshi, making Mario nod in reply.

And as he explained about Rosalina's sisters and their banishment, Kylie looked at the computer and then banged on the side, resetting the computer and restoring it to full power.

"You just need to whack it and then it's all ready." Kylie told Bowser, who just stared at her blankly, but shook his head, focused and then typed on the computer.

"So we are ready to go,?" Rosalina asked.

"Yes. Come, and as a team we shall explore a new dimension!" Bowser said, before pointing out. "It should've been two dimensions, but we... ran out of time..."

With the Power of the Dimensulator, the whole castle shook, causing Bowser and Yoshi to hug each other in fear, Mario, Bowser Jr and Rosalina held onto a banister, while Kylie, Hal and Jeff held onto the computer as the castle disappeared from their world and into the 10th dimension.