AN:Someone just keeps on persuading me to update.(You seriously know that this is directed to you) Okay! So I hadn't been able to update last week because of the stupid exams. Today, we had an exam in Science and I freaking finished it in "TWENTY MINUTES". Then my conversation with my classmate about science went like this:

Me: Hey, do you know what "Protist" is?

Noelle: What?

Me: The thing you do in a rally. *deadpanned*

Noelle: JAN!

* seconds later *

Me: What's marcotting?

Noelle: What?

Me: You do it in a grocery store. *deadpans again*

See? I'm fucking INSANE! Did you get the jokes?

DISCLAIMER MINI-FIC:

Percy:It's a small world after all...LA LA LA...

Me:Oh, I'm SOOOO NOT seeing this...So I don't own him.

Gerard's POV

So... after the Josh incident, my friends and I decided to go to the movies. We asked Percy if he'll come. He said yes.

"So, what movie?" I asked.

"OOH. Theseus!" Ian yelled.

Percy groaned. "Not that movie! Trust me you'll beg to have your money back."

"Fine."

So we decided to watch "The Conjuring" instead. We went to buy our tickets.

"Hey, aren't you the kid who begged to have his money back? You know because of the Theseus?" The guy from the counter pointed at Percy.

"Seriously?" Annabeth stared at him. "Oh my gods, you are SO impossible."

Percy desperately tried (and failed) to hide behind Mark and Ian. Chelsea and Hailey were holding their stomachs and were laughing so hard. They were wheezing.

"Let's just go watch," Percy mumbled.

We went inside and watched.

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The movie got...nice. There were screaming people, a few shouted bloody murder, some yelled vulgar words I'd rather not repeat. I glanced over to my friends who are screaming. Wait, some friends. Percy and Annabeth are sitting calmly and watching the movie as if it's a comedy movie. They suddenly laughed.

"Are you FUCKING INSANE?" Someone yelled at them.

"Are you FUCKING SCARED? TERRIFIED, FRIGHTENED?" Percy shouted back.

That shut the guy up. I screamed at a few scenes and joined my friends who were hiding behind the seats. Only Percy and Annabeth remained watching.

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We didn't finish. After the movie we asked them questions, like how'd they survived.

"Believe us," Annabeth said. "We've seen worst things than that."

Let's just say you'll die of WEIRD.