Akira: Kona is too happy to write the note, so I'll do it.

Megumi: Kona sai-!

Masaru: Why is Kona so hap-?

Akira: New cousin, Fabian, and koh-i-noor pencils.

Masaru: But she hates children… She's happy about some shitty pencils?

Akira: They're not shitty. But you won't understand anyway. And I heard that the kid's name was supposed to be Albert, Kamil or Łukasz, so why is he called Fabian?

Masaru: Dunno. She said that he was born on 4th of July. Interesting, isn't it?

Akira: But more interesting is the fact that her uncle and grandfather are both born in 15th of July, the day battle of Grunwald was fought.

Masaru: You actually remembered that? You're bad at remembering things.

Akira: Bro. Jan Matejko's "Battle of Grunwald" is one of my favorite paintings.

Megumi: Why is everyone ign-?!

Akira: Why you so suddenly appeared in the note?

Masaru: I was bored.

Akira: Oh.

Megumi: HEY! *Jumps and waves her hands*

Akira: Oh, hey. How long have you been here?

Megumi: -.-

Akira: What? ._.

Megumi: Nevermind. Anyway, Kona said to look at reviews.

Akira: Okay. *Puts a pair of glasses and pulls a laptop out of nowhere*

Megumi: o . o

Masaru: o _ o

Akira: TheDreamingArtist, calm your tits. I was the one who made Angel go for it, so WHY YOU DON'T LOVE ME INSTEAD!? TT . TT

Megumi: O . O

Masaru: O _ O

Akira: *Clears throat* I mean: Don't praise Kona so much…?

Masaru: Laaaame.

Megumi: Agreed.

Megumi & Masaru: *High five*

Akira: Whatever. Oh, and we're sorry for disappointing you, EmiliaxAngel and AubreyxBodie fans. And the last review for the chapter 8 is from SrslyWTFdudez xD: Yeah, you are lucky. Wait, it was YOU who suggested the dare? *Eye twitch*

Megumi: Read the last sentence of the review!

Akira: … Okay, okay.

Thanks, I know that I'm a badass.

Megumi: And really modest.

Akira: No need to use sarcasm.

Masaru: *sigh* Stupid women. Kona owns only us and the plot.


"Hey! Look what I found!" Megumi waved pictures before everyone's eyes.

"There's a few I want to show you…" She began to shuffle the pictures.

"Aha! I found it!" She exclaimed. She showed everyone a picture with a cute little girl in a pink dress and two ponytails. She was hugging something.

"Okay, you look cute on this picture, but why are you showing this to us?" Mo asked.

"That's not me. Look what she's hugging."

"It's a tiny teddy bear, so what?" Emilia said.

"It's not a tiny bear. It's its head." Megumi showed them another picture. The same girl was stabbing the teddy bear's stomach with a knife.

"I still don't know who's that." Glitch said. Megumi sighed.

"It's Akira!"

"You're not joking, right?"

"Nope. Here's another picture." She showed another picture. There stood teen Lima and teen Megumi holding Akira and Masaru. Akira looked mad, Masaru was sleeping on Lima's shoulders, Megumi was smiling and Lima was laughing at Akira. She showed them the next picture. Akira's mother was holding her face, probably crying, and Akira was crossing her hands while holding a pair of scissors. She had her hair the way she has it now, but without the side bangs. Next picture he showed them was with Akira sitting on her father's shoulder. They had their fits in the air. Kenyuu wore a costume and a mask.

"What's with that ugly costume?" Aubrey frowned.

"Our dad won a pro-wrestling match. Here is the last one with Akira." Megumi said. Akira was visibly 13-14 on the picture. She wore a pair of glasses, and she looked like a guy.

"That was interesting, but why are you showing this to us?" Bodie asked.

"Well, I wanted to show you this before-"

"Pack your things up. Lima wants you in the headquarters. Sorry that the trip to Japan sucked." Akira said, walking inside.

"It didn't suck. I'm quite happy." Angel said.

"Oh! If Rasa, Lima, Taye and Li'l T are back, let's go too then!" Megumi squealed.

"Go and live with your boyfriend, Masaru and I will manage."

"You're underage." Angel said.

"Go to hell."

"I don't care, we're all going! And Mo isn't my boyfriend."

"… Just fucking get together. God. And Emilia, I know how you look at Bodie. Just fucking confess, or I'll do it for you. Seriously guys, it's not a fucking romantic comedy, or a soap opera. We don't have time to deal with this shit." Akira turned on her heel, and calmly began to walk away.

"Wha-Wait-! AKIRA!"


"Lima!"

"Megumi!" They hugged each other.

"Thank you for buying DC. I'm happy that we can keep it."

"Psh, no problem!" Megumi smiled, and then looked away, thinking about something. "I think that I left something on the stove…"

"WHAT?!" Akira and Masaru exclaimed. Akira quickly dialed a number. She asked about something, and then heard the answer. She put away her phone.

"Great going, Megumi. You burned everything. Pictures, games, clothes, instruments, everything. Thank god that nobody was inside."

"You need a place to live?"

"Nah, we have a small apartment near. I would worry about clothes." Akira said. Aubrey smirked.


"Aubrey, tell us again, why do we have to go with you?" Glitch growled.

"Because I say so. Is that… The Glitterati? Let's get closer." They pressed through the crowd.

"How come every time you come around

My London London bridge (…)"

"Is that London bridge?! I was supposed to do it! That bitch Jaryn! Song-stealer!"

"Whoa, calm down, chicka."

"Why the fuck their clothes look like that gay vampire just barfed on them?" Akira asked. The music stopped.

"Well, well. The Dance Central just came to look at our magnificent dance! And who's that new three Asian blondes? Yes, I'm talking to you, you little girl, some emo kid, and tall guy."

"Tall guy? Just that?" Megumi asked, calming Akira down.

"Well, he's not that bad looking." Masaru's eyes widened.

"Get away from me, you Twilight demon spawn." He used Akira as a shield.

"Let me go, idiot." Masaru placed Akira on the ground.

"That 'dance' was lame. It was so easy that a total idiot would do better, and your gay brother was desynchronized from the rest of dancers and was looking at you like he didn't know the moves. And I'm pretty sure that this was meant to be in sync. "

"You tell ME what to do?" Jaryn laughed. "What do YOU, emo, know about dancing?" Akira growled, and did a step to be closer to Jaryn.

"Akira, don't do anything you might regret later." Megumi said.

"Relax, I just wanted to high-five her. In the face. With a chair." Akira said.

"Hey, you emo, I asked you a question."

"I'm not blind. Let's go, before I find salt*"

"Huh?"


"How about this?" Emilia asked.

"No… It's red, it's more your color. I would like something more purple-"

"I just want to get out of here." Akira whined. The guys were currently in a pizzeria.

"Anything I can do for you?"

"Ah, yes, we need something in dark colors for the annoying blonde here."

"But that petite girl doesn't seem to like dark colors."

"No, that blonde over there."

"You mean that hot guy?"

"Or you know what? We'll find something ourselves." The four walked away.

"… Did I say something weird?"


"Akira what did you choose?" Aubrey asked. Akira held up two pairs of baggy jeans, few t-shirts and a hoodie. Aubrey's eye twitched.

"What? That's what I usually wear." Aubrey threw a pair of black shorts on her lap.

"… You're kidding me, right?"

"Be happy that it's not pink." Aubrey said. She pulled Akira up and then pushed her to the changing rooms.

"Take the bandages off."

"Wh-hell no!"

"I want you to look like a girl! Even Emilia looks like a girl!"

"Hey!" Emilia exclaimed.

After a few minutes, Aubrey pushed Akira out of the changing room. Akira tried to get back to the changing room, but Aubrey stopped her with a glare. Akira wore her combat boots, the black shorts, white tank top, and a black dress shirt with few first button unbuttoned, and sleeves rolled to elbows.

"Look you have nice legs, why do you hide them?" Megumi said. Akira sighed.

"Are you drunk again?" Megumi's eye twitched and she hit Akira on the head.

"Shorts do look good on you. Although, you don't have the cute gap between your thighs." Aubrey sighed.

"Okay, I got it. I have a fat ass."

Aubrey took a few more clothes for Akira, and paid for them. Akira quickly grabbed her old clothes, and followed the rest.

"Now, shoes!"

"Oh god."


"Try these." Aubrey handed Akira a pair of red converse.

"Too small. I wear 27." Aubrey shot her a questionable look.

"Oh right. It's… 10.5, in female American shoe size, I think…"

"You're lying."

"No, I'm not. Can we choose other shoes? Converse is gay."

"You're a girl! It's not gay." Aubrey sighed. She found the red converse in Akira's size. "At least try them."

"Fine." Akira changed her combat boots to the converse, while glaring at Aubrey. Aubrey took Akira's face in her hand.

"Maybe the guys won't notice from far, but your skin is dry and ugly!"

"Gee, thanks."

"We have to take care of that."


"You need a peeling, manicure and pedicure. And maybe makeup. And waxing. And something with ugly hair."

"Hey!"

"I need a manicure and pedicure too." Aubrey said, looking at her nails. "And maybe a massage."


A pissed off Akira walked to Aubrey.

"OH MY GOD. AKIRA HAS MAKEUP ON. IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE. Thank you Aubrey! Akira!"

"What?"

"Now we have to show you to the guys!"

"I'm not pleased with your hairstyle. We could've just not cut your hair."

"Oh NOW you say that when they cut my side-bangs to chin-length! And they did only that!"

"They weren't that long anyway."

"My right side-bang was almost waist-long! And the ponytail makes no sense!"

"Look at the bright side. Now if you put some effort and hair gel in it, you can actually look like Ken Ragami, or whatever his name was." Emilia patted Akira's shoulder.

"Len Kagamine." Akira corrected Emilia.

"Psh, whatever." They walked to pizzeria. Akira hid behind Aubrey's, Emilia's and Megumi's backs.

"Guys! CAN YOU STOP BEING IDIOTS FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS?! Thanks." Emilia exclaimed. She coughed. "We want to present you a new Akira! Akira, let go of my back. Akira. Seriously, let go. AKIRA!" Akira slowly let go of Emilia's shirt. Aubrey, Emilia and Megumi moved out of the way. Masaru's lips curled into a slight smile, and then, he…

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" … fell on the floor.

"SHUT UP!"

"HA-YOU'RE A GIRL-HAHAHA!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"HAH-OH GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE-PFTHAHAHA!" Aubrey glared at him. Masaru slowly stopped laughing, stood up, sat down and cleared his throat. Aubrey, Emilia, Megumi and Akira sat down.

"Scary woman." He mumbled.

"Anyway, now she'll be able to find a nice boyfriend!"

"Why do you care? I can just buy a cat. Or become lesbian."

"Here are your pizzas."

"Thanks." Everyone took a piece and began to eat.


"The pizza was awesome." Emilia sighed, when they got back to the headquarters.

"Agreed." Masaru said.

"Akira said that you like Bodie. Is that true?"

"So what? He's my friend, and it seems that he likes someone else."

"Who?"

"Megumi, but when he found out that Akira is a girl, he began to follow her like a lost puppy." Emilia crossed her arms. Masaru poked her forehead.

"Ba-ka. He wants to make you jealous. I can help you to trick him into admitting that he likes you." Masaru patted Emilia's back.

(Meanwhile…)

"Akira, I need your help. Wait! Akira!" Bodie followed Akira.

"What's wrong?"

"You helped Aubrey and Angel, and I was wondering-"

"Be more confident, and speak your mind, goddamnit."

"Help me with Emilia."

"Now that's better. Just go and tell her. It's not that she hates you or something."

"But I get too nervous around her, and I stutter. That's why I-"

"-Began to ignore her. You're so dumb. Just go to her and confess."

"But-"

"Don't think about it too much. Just confess." Akira said, while pushing Bodie towards Emilia.

"I'm not ready to confess-"

"BULLSHIT."

"Em, I wanted to tell you something."

"Oh, me too."

"JUST SAY IT! God!"

"I... 'm DATING AKIRA!"

"Huh?"

"That's good because… I'm dating Masaru!"

"HUH?!"

"That's really good for you!" Emilia shot them a fake smile. Emilia and Bodie walked away.

"Emilia, by help, I meant helping you with an eventual plan B, not being your fake boyfriend."

"I panicked! Besides, he dates your sister now."

"You're really stupid…" Masaru sighed and walked away.

(Meanwhile…)

"THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Akira hit Bodie on the head.

"I'M SORRY! I was so afraid of rejection that-"

"I get it! But the question is, what are you going to do now?"


*- In Japan, it is believed that salt can chase away demons, and purify desecrated ground.

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