3/18/11

Dear Twilight,

We offer to you our sincerest apologies. We understand that Alice cut it a bit close in your last book. That would be our fault. If we didn't have so many rules regarding shipping from the magical to muggle world, she could have been there a whole lot sooner. Law is a bitch, isn't it?

Nahuel was under our custody before Alice came and petitioned for him, you see. At the time, he was under imprisonment for the murder of a wizard, but luckily, a person saw him for some worth. Severus Snape had been using the male for his potions ingredients for the last few years, but he willingly gave him up once asked.

Apparently your kind of vampire venom is the weakest of your race, so he switched back to snakes. Sorry ol' chap. No bad feelings, right?

Notification issued by the Ministry at the request of the undersigned:

The Harry Potter Fans Who Wished They'd Taken Only a Little Bit Longer.