((A/N: I wrote these a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago so thats why it says weird things :P at least its a long one!))


Iggy: Hello bacon!
Me: What?
Iggy: OMG IDK BACON COULD TALK!
Me: Iggy, number one; Did you just say omg 'and 'Idk'?
Iggy:...No...
Me: *Face palm* Number two; Why are you calling me bacon?
Iggy: 'Cause it annoys you! :D
Me: *Face palm*
Iggy: Oh that reminds me...HER SECRET CRUSH IS-!
Juri: *Mouth full of popcorn* Mrff!
Me: OMG ITS A RANDOM JURI!
Juri: *Double thumbs up*
Iggy: AHHHHH FAN-GIRL!
Juri: Mrff mff maf mrrf mrfff (Im not a Fan-girl)
Iggy:AH-HA! YOU ARE A FA-
Juri: *Slaps him and swallows popcorn* Idiot!
Iggy:...Meanie!
Juri: *Looks over towards Author* She rolling on the floor laughing like a mad-woman she is... *Walks away slowly*
Iggy: TAKE ME WI- Ahhh shes gone!
Juri: *Trys to open door* ...I CAN'T GET OUT! WHY!
Me: I Iggy proofed my room...
Juri:...So that means im stuck here to right?
Me: Kinda
Juri: THEN HOW DID I ESCAPE BEFORE!
Me:...The awesome power of Juri~
Juri:... OH YEAH!
Random Otaku Weeabo: IGGY KAWAII DESU~ SUSHI! ARIGATO!
Juri: *Defensive Japanese mode* Get out here!
R.O.W: No desu~ Im japanese desu~
Juri:...No, I'm Japanese, your a weeabo...
R.O.W: Nanni?
Juri: A WEEABO! A PERSON WHO ISN'T JAPANESE THAT THINKS THEY ARE!
R.O.W: Kowaii~
Juri: *Twitch* Im gonna kill you! You little – I'm not gonna say it... *Goes to a Fangs emo corner*
Fang: Get out of my corner!
Juri: Im not in the mood Fang... *Sad face*
Fang: I don't give! Now get out!
Juri: ... *Gets up*
[Far to violent and odd for the normal human eye, all you need to know is that it involved a samuri sword and a dress and the epicness of juri]
Fang: *In a dress* ...How the fu-
R.O.W: Fang kawaii desu~
Juri:...THATS IT
[Once again too much violence]
Juri:...I'm going to jail now right?
Iggy/Fang: *Nods* Yup
Me: pfft what are you guys talking about *stuffing bodies and weapons covered in blood in iggy's closet were he lives *
Juri: *Sits on sofa* Well, As I sit here I shall sleep *Falls asleep*
Me:...Juri, Juri, Juri, Juri, Juri Ju-
Juri: Yes?
Me: I dont know
Iggy: You two are idiots, you know that?
Me: *Sticks tongue out*
Iggy:...Im not hearing a response
Me: I was sticking my tongue out
Iggy: Oh...
Juri: *Hands Author a book*
Me: *Takes book and throws it at Iggy* YOU JUST GOT FACEBOOKED!
Iggy:..What? I thought that was a brick or something
Juri: That would be a dictionary good sir
Me: *Starts to hit Iggy*
Iggy: STOP HITTING ME!
Juri: Ha, your hitting on Iggy, your flirting!
Me: *trips juri so she falls on to Iggy* jeese juri if you wanted him for your self you could have told me! *snicker*
Juri: *Gets up* I KNOW WHERE YOU HID THE SWORD!
Me: *Shoves Iggy towards Juri* IGGY I CHOOSE YOU!
Juri: STOP WITH THE HETALIA/POKEMON RE- *Falls* IGGY!
Iggy: Sorry *Gets up*
Me: *Smirks* Aww you two look so cute together~
Juri:...*Blushing like mad* Shut up! I'm going to craw under the bed, like a creeper
Me:...Okay you go do that now
Iggy: What the...
-Juri's ending: The the world -

A/N :at the halloween party i went to today 4 of my friends went looking for another one of my friends that went "missing" ( that was planed that she went missing btw) and no one was in on the group of people leaving (not even the hostess D: ) I got so scared and almost cried but in the end every one was fine

Iggy: it was scary O.O
Me: and my 15 year old dog died a few days ago :'(
iggy: because he gave her ibuprofen
me: because he is an idiot...