Sorry I haven't updated in a while… :/ That kinda sucks but I'm hoping I'll be updating more often from now on *fingers crossed* cause I know I always say that… Thanks if you're still reading :) Hope you like this chapter, bit off Quinntana at the beginning for you :') And imma just warn you there's a lot of Brittany and some crazy Blaine. Here you go… :3
Reference:
Rachel- barbralupone
Finn- frankenteen
Santana- straightupbitch
Brittany- itsbrittanybitch
Artie- wheels
Tina- asianselflover
Mike- kidwhocandance
Puck- sexmaniac
Quinn- promqueen
Kurt- kurtelizabethhummel
Mercedes- flyingsolodiva
Blaine- blaineandthepips
Lauren- yougotzized
Sam- rock'n'rollbieber
At school
Santana's POV
I'd successfully ignored everyone the whole day, even Artie, despite the fact I had promised to go ALL Lima Height's on him but I stopped myself because every time I saw him he was with Britt and I didn't want her to see me rip her boyfriend to shreds. I mean how fricking dare he! If I were him I wouldn't have even shown up at school today. I don't get it, how did he even know that I was a lesbian, I sighed. Britt must've said something, she probably just said something kinda, well, suggestive, Artie's way too paranoid anyways so he would've obviously just assumed the worst… This whole situation just made me think that it really would be easier to just tell everyone everything. But obviously I couldn't do that and this was the problem. Now Artie knew, how long would it be until he managed to make everyone else believe that I really do play for the other team… Glee club afterschool today was gonna be crap, the others were gonna be watching everything I did, checking for anything that would give away my sexuality, whatever, I'd just give them my best HBIC glare then they'll know not to even dare looking at me.
I walked into Glee club straight after Maths at the end of the day. Mike, Sam, Tina and Mercedes were already in the choir room chatting and laughing among themselves. I ignored their looks and quickly made my way towards my usual seat. Mike and Sam had gone back to their conversation but Tina and Mercedes were still staring at me, surprisingly they looked kinda concerned but whatever I didn't need anyone looking at me today so I just glared at them and went back to looking at the piano.
A few minutes later Quinn walked into the choir room, Cheerio bag over her shoulder and a folder in her arm, and immediately made her way towards the empty seat next to me. I mentally sighed, preparing myself for whatever Quinn had to say.
"Look Santana, we both know that what Artie said on the chatroom last night wasn't a joke. Why haven't you said anything?"
Nothing like getting straight to the point, I thought sarcastically, no doubt she'd learnt that from Coach Sylvester… I almost laughed at her question; she really had no idea… Do I just tell her everything or try and deny it all? The last option sounded appealing, I did my signature eye roll and simply said, "You don't know a thing Fabray."
Anyone else would've backed off at this point but Q was obviously on a mission and just carried on by saying, "And you're in love with Brittany."
I gritted my teeth and glanced around the choir room, the others were too busy with their own conversations and no one else had walked in yet. I glared at Quinn then looked down at the floor, I heard her laugh quietly, probably pleased that she had finally got me figured out.
"Honestly S, I've been best friends with you and B since I started here in 8th grade. You can't seriously believe that I wouldn't have noticed something."
She had a point, ugh, why did she always have to be right…
"Damn you Quinn." I whispered back at her. She laughed again, "Don't worry I won't say anything."
I smiled slightly and thanked her.
"Although, if I were you I'd say something to everyone in Glee club. Artie's put the idea in their heads now, they're gonna start saying things, so you have two options, say Artie was lying or come clean. But I'll warn you the first option might piss Brittany off…" It seemed like Quinn had really thought about this and I had to admit it was a relief to finally be able to talk to someone about everything.
I bit my lip, "Looks like I'll be going for the second option then…" No doubt that I'd be trying to put this off for as long as possible though…
Quinn nodded, approving, and added, "Oh, and I'd say something sooner rather than later if I were you."
I couldn't help myself from rolling my eyes again, "Stop fricking reading my mind Q."
Quinn just laughed at this and I ended up joining in. I did miss being friends with her; truthfully, she was my only real friend apart from Britt. I saw the others look over at us laughing loudly, Mercedes had her eyebrows raises probably thinking, 'What the hell?' instead she just said, "You feeling ok Santana…"
"Fine thanks Wheezy. Oh and you guys better remember to come to my party on Saturday night. Spread the word." I replied, Mercedes nodded and turned back to her own conversation, seeming satisfied that I hadn't been possessed or something.
"Anyways," Quinn started speaking again, "I'm happy for you guys." I laughed mentally and smiled.
"You'd make a cute couple," she added, starting to laugh again.
"Whatever Fabray." I replied, with an eye roll, although I'm pretty sure Quinn would notice that I was blushing slightly.
Saturday 6:02pm
wheels;blaineandthepips;kurtelizabethhummel;itsbrittanybitch have entered the chatroom
kurtelizabethhummel: look artie, you're not doing yourself any favours by not letting britt come to the party, she's miserable.
wheels: no way am I letting her near alcohol, I mean she's pregnant guys and she's brittany.
itsbrittanybitch: im brittany : )
blaineandthepips: well the party is for me and im forcing her to go.
itsbrittanybitch: artie im not going to do anything with santana, I know that's why your not letting me go.
kurtelizabethhummel: …
wheels: when did you get so smart? O.o
itsbrittanybitch: santana said that to me as well! :D
wheels: -_- please, can we just stop talking about her?
kurtelizabethhummel: artie, you can't just keep hating on santana, that's not gonna help sort anything out.
wheels: stop sticking up for santana kurt. she's done nothing but try to ruin mine and brittany's relationship.
kurtelizabethhummel: I'm sure she has her reasons and I'm sticking up for her because no one else is at the moment…
blaineandthepips: pleaseeeee just let britt come to the party! please I'll lovee you forever!
kurtelizabethhummel: blaine, you seem drunk already and you're at my house and there's no alcohol here… O_o
blaineandthepips: I'm magical. it's blaine bitch.
itsbrittanybitch: IM PRETTY SURE YOU STOLE THAT LINE OFF OF ONE BRITTANY . THAT'S ME.
wheels: no. that's my final answer.
wheels has left the chatroom
kurtelizabethhummel: right, britt is artie at your house?
itsbrittanybitch: erm no… but he did say something about being round in 10 minutes… O_o
blaineandthepips: right, britt! I have a plan.
itsbrittanybitch: does it include unicorns? I'm totally gonna graduate now! :D
blaineandthepips: erm no. okay, here's the plan, get out of the house now and come run over to my house! we can take you to the party! mwahahahaha! :D
kurtelizabethhummel: blaine, you're not at your house. you're at my house.
blaineandthepips: oh. yeah, that's what I meant, it's all the same thing…
itsbrittanybitch: YAY. I'm coming now!
itsbrittanybitch has left the chatroom
itsbrittanybitch has entered the chatroom
itsbrittanybitch: erm, kurt, where do you live?
kurtelizabethhummel: brittany, I'm pretty sure we live down the same street…
itsbrittanybitch: erm… O_o
kurtelizabethhummel: britt, you've been round my house before…
itsbrittanybitch: OH YEAH. good times : )
blaineandthepips: britt! hurryyyy uppp! artie will be at your housee sooonnn!
itsbrittanybitch: freaking out here I cant open the door, my mum locks it when she goes out : (
kurtelizabethhummels: she locks you in your house?
itsbrittanybitch: she says its for my own safety :/
kurtelizabethhummel: right britt, try and find a bolt and slide it.
itsbrittanybitch: its ok im out.
blaineandthepips: how are you still online…
itsbrittanybitch: artie taught me how to get on chat on my phone : )
blaineandthepips: awesome! I wonder if he would teach me
itsbrittanybitch: probably : ) which way is it now :s
kurtelizabethhummel: just keep going forward…
itsbrittanybitch: its dark and im carrying Lord Tubbington….
blaineandthepips: you bought the cat? :0
itsbrittanybitch: yeah I thought I better bring anything that is important to me.
kurtelizabethhummel: fine.
itsbrittanybitch: :O my sister was still at the house…
blaineandthepips: invitttee her aswell!
itsbrittanybitch: oh no she wasn't. she's at her friends….
blaineandthepips: damn I was so looking forward to meeting a little brittany :(
itsbrittanybitch: she's not as smart and pretty as me if that's what you're looking for…
kurtelizabethhummel: britt you should be here by now.
itsbrittanybitch: I told you im carrying lord tubbington and he's heavy, I better make him walk. if he can….
blaineandthepips: good idea….
itsbrittanybitch: :O omg he ran away wait a minute better find him.
itsbrittanybitch: I can see artie he's banging on my door!
blaineandthepips: where are you?
itsbrittanybitch: im behind a bush holding lord tubbington.
kurtelizabethhummel: wait, is that my bush? im waving my hand out of the window
itsbrittanybitch: KURT!
kurtelizabethhummel: yes britt?
itsbrittanybitch: THERE'S A FLOATING HAND ABOVE MY HEAD!
kurtelizabethhummel: that's my hand *facepalm*
blaineandthepips: all you have to do now is run through the door..
itsbrittanybitch: is it open?
blaineandthepips: yes but mind the doormat, its slippy…
kurtelizabethhummel: I just heard a really loud meow now im scared.
blaineandthepips: oh my god! britt just slipped on the doormat and Lord Tubbington is kind of just laying there…
itsbrittanybitch: tubby wubby are you ok? :'(
blaineandthepips: its okay britt, he's breathing!
kurtelizabethhummel: right, I'm coming downstairs to check you're okay brittany :S
blaineandthepips: I'm bringing her in the house now…
itsbrittanybitch: I feel fine you guys! lord tubbington kind of cushioned my fall…
blaineandthepips: phewww! okay guys, let's get ready for this partayyyy!
itsbrittanybitch: :D wait, can I bring lord tubbington?
Saturday, three hours since the party started, 10:04pm
sexmaniac;yougotzized;itsbrittanybitch;blaineandthepips;barbralupone;straightupbitch;frankenteen have entered the chatroom
yougotzized: someone remind me again why brittany bought her cat…?
blaineandthepips: you mean her unicorn.
itsbrittanybitch: I couldn't just leave lord tubby at home on his own! he could've been abducted or something!
sexmaniac: that's if someone managed to pick him up in the first place…
yougotzized: high five puckerman.
sexmaniac: ;)
barbralupone: has anyone actually seen the cat recently? I'm only asking because I have a severe allergy to them :S
frankenteen: erm I think I saw him outside on the balcony a few minutes ago…
itsbrittanybitch: he probably went out for a smoke when he thought no one else was looking. I've told him before to quit, this is ridiculous. :(
straightupbitch: you guys! get off of chat, we're not having a virtual party, we're having a real one. no one's anywhere near drunk enough yet. well, except for blaine maybe…
blaineandthepips: LETS PLAY SPIN THE UNICORN HORN!
itsbrittanybitch: NO BLAINE YOU ARE NOT SPINNING LORD TUBBINGTON AROUND :(
straightupbitch: do all gay dudes have obsessions with unicorns, or is it just him?
yougotzized: just him, I'm thinking. kurt's definitely found a keeper…
sexmaniac: if he meant spin the bottle then I'm definitely up for it ;D
frankenteen: same here, I'll go find a bottle ;)
straightupbitch: that should be easy enough, blaine's left plenty of bottles lying on the floor…
sexmaniac: true that.
frankenteen: okay I got one!
straightupbitch: everyone into the lounge! we's be playing spin the bottle!
blaineandthepips: WOO! BEST PARTAYY EVERR.
Saturday 10:43pm
sexmaniac;yougotzized;itsbrittanybitch;blaineandthepips;barbralupone;straightupbitch;frankenteen;promqueen;kidwhocandance;asianselflover;flyingsolodiva;
kurtelizabethhummel;rock'n'rollbieber have entered the chatroom
straightupbitch: blaineee, you're the best gay guy I've ever kissed, for sure.
blaineandthepips: why thank youuu santana ;) wait, who are the other gay dudes you've kissed?
straightupbitch: oh ya knoww finnocence…
frankenteen: seriously santana! I'm not gay! :(
straightupbitch: pahahaha, well you did seem to like yours and sam's kiss in spin the bottle ;) oh and Karofsky obviously…
frankenteen: no way santana! I was just playing the game! I'm not gay!
straightupbitch: whatever you sayyyy ;)
barbralupone: :O karofsky's gay?
sexmaniac: what da hellll? you serious santana?
straightupbitch: yeaa for suree puckerman, he's da gayest gay that ever gayed
rock'n'rollbieber: I did see him looking at me funny yesterday… O_o
straightupbitch: probably just checking you outt ;)
yougotzized: woah. mind = blown.
flyingsolodiva: woahhh! craziness! kurt! was that why he was bullying you?
kurtelizabethhummel: yes…
flyingsolodiva: dayumm! you shoulda said something!
kurtelizabethhummel: he didn't want me to tell anyone and I don't believe in outing anyone so…
itsbrittanybitch: YAY. another lickleee dolphin at school :D
kurtelizabethhummel: britt, you cant say anything, its meant to be a secret…
itsbrittanybitch: oh :( secrets suck.
kurtelizabethhummel: they sure do… :/
itsbrittanybitch: I HAVE A SECRET! I kissed a rhino. :O
straightupbitch: that's no secret britt… we saw you kiss Lauren.
yougotzized: OKAY. I'M READY TO KICK YOUR SKINNY ASS.
yougotzized has left the chatroom
itsbrittanybitch: I was talking about that toy rhino in your room by the way san O_o
kidwhocandance: well this is awkward.
frankenteen: you have a toy rhino santana?
straightupbitch: indeed I do finnocence and I hear you still have cowboy wallpaper on your walls.
kurtelizabethhummel: touché
itsbrittanybitch: I got san it for her birthday :') best birthday present ever right?
promqueen: erm guys? Lauren wasn't joking you know…
sexmaniac: WOOOO! CATFIGHT IN THE LOUNGE! ;D
rock'n'rollbieber: oh my god, they've gone crazy!
frankenteen: someone help me stop them?
kidwhocandance: I'm coming finn, I can hear them screaming and I'm in the bedroom on the other side of the house.
flyingsolodiva: on your own?
kidwhocandance: erm no…
blaineandthepips: AWKWARD TURTLE.
rock'n'rollbieber: holy shit! Lauren just threw santana against the wall! :O
itsbrittanybitch: :O stop the violence!
kurtelizabethhummel: its okay britt. finn, sam, puck & mike are holding Lauren back now.
flyingsolodiva: shouldn't someone be holding santana back…?
kurtelizabethhummel: oh no, its okay she's kinda just on the floor at the mo-oh my god! santana just jumped on Lauren! :O
flyingsolodiva: oh dear lord… imma go hold her back!
itsbrittanybitch: I'm coming to help!
kurtelizabethhummel: anyone speak Spanish?
blaineandthepips: I DO!
kurtelizabethhummel: -_- no you don't blaine.
blaineandthepips: sometimes I do.
kurtelizabethhummel: blaine! just go help hold santana back!
blaineandthepips: okays sure thing!
asianselflover: erm, has anyone noticed that artie just walked through the door…?
itsbrittanybitch: tina, you mean he rolled through the door, stop being so offensive.
asianselflover: erm brittany aren't you holding santana back?
itsbrittanybitch: brittany is, this is lord tubbington.
asianselflover: … O_o
itsbrittanybitch: and now you're just being offensive to cats. you make me sick.
promqueen: hang on. santana's heading towards artie!
flyingsolodiva: DAMMIT!
blaineandthepips: JANET!
itsbrittanybitch: I LOVEE YOU!
Let me know if you liked/didn't like it. What did you guys think of the dialogue bit at the beginning, good/bad? Reviews are awesome and make me super happy and yes that was a hint… O_o Anyways, let me know if there's anything you guys want to see in later chapters, I've got a few ideas of what to do next but I'm up for doing some prompts if you have any : )
