Heya. Listen, I know this chapter came WAAAAAAAY to early. I decided, though, to tell you this now. DO NOT POST ANY MORE IDEAS ON THIS STORY. Sorry, just wanted that to be seen. I AM NOT STOPPING if you guys don't want me too. I am making a wrap up after this chapter. Then, due to positive reviews, I will make a sequel. Whole new fanfic. Same universe, same premise, I just want to add a story into it. My ending chapter will be LONG, so I am uploading this chapter now. Hogwarts was suggested by Ravenclaw guest. Gee, I wonder WHY?! (No offense intended, the pure fact you reviewed my story means you are an amazing person full regards: The guy that lives under the fridge- I MEAN Xtremesilly. ;) ) By the way, I know Harry Potter was on the list of stuff I am not interested in, but 1. I knew so many people would suggest it I might as well just get it out of the way and 2. I know enough about it. ;)
Sans: ;)
Tsunami: 3 MOONS! Now he's even doing it to the beginning monologue!
Me: I hope I used that right…
Starflight: Hmm… according to the scrolls it is:
Monologue
Noun A long speech by one actor in a play or movie, or as part of a theatrical or broadcast program.
Me: heh heh… yeah the scrolls… heh… not google *coughs ecstatically*
Starflight: anyway you got it wrong.
Me: Shoot!
Tsunami: Okay! *shoots random bookshelf*
Fatespeaker: heyy you used that joke before! :7
Me: :1
Starflight: Stop your never-before-seen, brand new and improved emoticon wars! ;) *advertisement music plays*
Sans: ;)
Tsunami: ARGH!
Sunny: guys! Quick! We haven't eaten any grass yet! People are porting hate reviews! Quick! Eat some grass!
Deathbringer: *reaches through portal* how about this? *stuffs grass in mouth* ahhhhhh.
Qibli: *appears* hey… where is that portal to?
Deathbringer: I dunno. *random expelliarmus hits Sunny*
Starflight: Sunny! NOOOOOOOO! *cries over her body* NOOO I ALWAYS LOVED YOU!
Sunny: umm… I'm fine. That did like nothing to me. Did you see how small it was?
Starflight: I WILL AVENGE YOU!
Sunny: wait-
Starflight: *drags everyone (yes, including Sunny) through portal (no, not including me)*
Qibli: WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY?!
Starflight: heh. Cuz.
Sunny: look! Scavengers!
Deathbringer: don'cha mean 'humans'
Sunny: no, I mean scavengers! Looks how small they are! They are scavenger-sized!
Fatespeaker: I wonder why?
Tsunami: Plot convenience because of that expelliarmus! ;)
Sans: ;)
Tsunami: THAT'S. IT.
Qibli: has anyone else noticed that there is grass here to eat without disturbing our grass eating in present day?
Everyone (but Qibli) 0_o *eats an excessive amount of grass*
Ron Weasley: Everyone! Look! GRASS! *starts eating grass*
Harry Potter: umm… what are you doing?
Ron: I saw some dragons eating grass and-
Harry: DRAGONS?! *looks at the grass-hungry WoFfles*
Me: yep, I call WoF characters WoFfles. Deal with it.
Harry: Everyone! There are dragons! And they are… eating our grass!
Minerva McGonagall: Harry! Did someone use illusions on you?
Me: I don't know if there is, like, a word for that in Harry Potter like there is in Naruto or what.
Harry: Ron told me!
Minerva: *looks at Ron who is eating grass off the ground* maybe you two should… go into solitary confinement.
Tsunami: HEY! WHO ARE YOU BOSSIN' AROUND?!
Minerva: first of all, not you. Second of all, HOLY CR*P! (K+! or… is it teen now?)THERE ARE DRAGONS! ... AND THEY ARE… EATING GRASS!
Ron: Told ya.
Harry Potter: and one of them has a lightning bolt scar! Did Voldemort attack them?!
Qibli: who's this Voldemort and no they did not attack me and ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY SCAR?!
Harry: you wanna go?!
Qibli: I WANNA GO!
ME: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION! QIBLI! VERSUS! HAAAARRYYY POTTER!
Harry Potter: Yo, it's me, the king of the book sere, (sere? Sery? Serie? I dunno sere isn't underlined)
And you see, you can't defeat me,
Qibli: *smashes Harry*
Tsunami: causing raging fangirls/boys since 2016!
Sunny: … it IS 2016.
Tsunami: yep, the same year I beat Sans in a battle on the first turn and also the year Xtremesilly said he does not like Doctor Who.
