Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Oh my, Angry twins...Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Wevid, Rane, Evira, Minor Sperril?(Merril/Spencer)
A/N: I felt an urge to add the third house to the mix...xD You know me erratic and psychotic. Hope you like!
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Commons
Topic: Which causes worse nightmares Barney or Teletubbies?
Duchess: Big Comfy Couch!
WhiteRabbit: What?
Duchess: O.o I'm coulrophobic..
Blossom: Oh come now, at least the colors are nice
Duchess: Do I know you?
WhiteRabbit: Exactly!
Blossom: I don't think so, I'm in Hanover..
Duchess: these boys get worse and worse with nicknames..
Blossom: Not really, I'm Merril
Duchess: Kira and..wait Merril?
WhiteRabbit: She's boss...
Duchess: She's a she..in an all-boys?
Blossom: its a tale alright...
Duchess: Spill woman, or I beat you with the flowers I got from the twins.
Blossom: Oh no you don't! my aunt worked hard on those arrangements for the boys..
Duchess: We can't be friends.
Blossom: ;o
Duchess: Your family enables those freaks
-TweedleEth, TweedleEv, tweedles, Dormouse, and Alice have just signed in-
tweedles: freaks? Hi, Mer! make us cake?
Blossom: hey boys! and No, I have too much homework, next time
TweedleEth: awe
Duchess: Yes, freaks
TweedleEv: but..why? :(
Duchess: not you love
Alice: Then why the plural
Duchess: -.- GUESS
Alice: IT WAS A SUGGESTION! What they do with it is them entirely.
Duchess: I hate you..
Alice: you LIE!
Duchess: so true...
WhiteRabbit: You avoid the question!
Duchess: what question?
WhiteRabbit: Teletubbies or Barney
Alice: Urg, neither they were awful!
Duchess: that's the point, Husband.
Alice: ?
tweedles: they wish to know which cause more nightmares
TweedleEth: WORSE nightmares, brother
TweedleEv: ah yes..
Duchess: You three are giving me a headache
Alice: ? /3
Duchess: I meant Evan, Ethan and their joint persona..
Alice: Yeah that happens
Blossom: want some Tylenol?
Duchess: what are you gonna do, mail it to me?
Blossom: I was thinking I'd hop on Spence's bike, and you could meet me at the gate.
Duchess: why not come to the door?
Alice: Yes, Merril. Just go to her door
Blossom: I can't be on the grounds after curfew
Duchess: A- your a girl so it wouldn't count, B- I live off campus
Blossom: Oh!
Alice: she doesn't know does she?
WhiteRabbit: they met JUST now...
Alice: ahh..
Duchess: ~out of the loop~
tweedles: we'll tell her!
Blossom: I think I should boys.
tweedles: awe..
Duchess: tell me? (Why so quiet darling)
Blossom: that technically, well to my parents I'm a boy..
Duchess: oh.. transsexual or ...?
Blossom: yeah
Dormouse: Hi..
Duchess: awesome... my cousin had a change too
Blossom: well I haven't had it..yet..
Alice: Really?
WhiteRabbit: which one?
Duchess: one of the twi..O_O twilight..lovers? O.o
tweedles: my darling
TweedleEth: were you going to say
TweedleEv: twins?
Duchess: No.
Dormouse: How are Scott and Danielle!
Duchess: Reed, I hate you
tweedles: you have twins in your family! :D:D:D:D:D
Dormouse: sorry...I pressed send before I read your comment :(
Alice: its fine Reed, Kira how ARE your cousins?
Duchess: fine.
Alice: did they make the play
Duchess: No.
Alice: why?
Duchess: late for the audition.
WhiteRabbit: silent treatment someone else K. We are having a discussion
Duchess: will you get over your sick obsession with kiddie shows..-.- oh that sounds worse then I meant it to
Blossom: Haha..so Danielle is the one who switched?
Duchess: you should meet her, have a little tete a tete.. I know she'd love it
Blossom: I'd like to, we could all have coffee sometime
Duchess: she's coming to see me this weekend...
Blossom: oh cool, I can do saturday at 1-ish..you?
Duchess: I'll call and let them know. She goes nowhere with out Scott and vice versa..
Alice: sounds like some people I know.. how 'bout you Blaine?
WhiteRabbit: you know what I'm not sure :P
Dormouse: xD I think I know Kurt..
TweedleEth: what? who?
TweedleEv: WHAT AREN'T YOU SAY... -.-' oh
tweedles: Rude.
Duchess: I love you :)
tweedles: Forgiven *_*
WhiteRabbit: whipped..
...
White Rabbit: hello?
...
WhiteRabbit: oh shut up..I know it takes one to know one..
Duchess: good, cause I can't BREATHE! ahahahahaha
Blossom: I needed that after all that calculus
Alice: same!
WhiteRabbit: Hey! :(
tweedles: we still love you our dear Rabbit
Dormouse: yes its alright..you Andersons are easy to persuade
Duchess: oh REED! that mental image will be locked away and brought out at special times :)
Dormouse: :( you are sick..
Duchess: I know..
Alice: I agree..
Dormouse: thanks
Alice: With Kira
Dormouse: Hey!
WhiteRabbit: what D:
Duchess: I rest my case!
tweedles: Oh no!
Alice: What?
Duchess: boys?
Blossom: What's wrong?
tweedles: the movie...
Duchess: what mov...oh no..that matinee
Blossom: its on saturday?
Duchess: yeah
Blossom: we can reschedule
Duchess: no, no its alright: theres a second theater starting it at 2:30
TweedleEv: okay!
Alice: Boys, practice?
tweedles: SO?
WhiteRabbit: If you miss another one Harvey and Medel will have your heads, AND your positions on the Warblers
TweedleEth: we can get back on
TweedleEv: yes! they would miss us to much
Alice: plus the warblers would back them, even Logan
Duchess: how IS he? Feeling better?
WhiteRabbit: huh?
Alice: Better? he wasn't sick...
Duchess: oh..you don't know..right okay nevermind, and I agree the boys would be back in before they could even finish "saying" they were out
TweedleEv: thank you Duchess
TweedleEth: but what did you mean
Duchess: about?
tweedles: the Knave.
Duchess: nothing.
Alice: Spill.
Duchess: You know as well as I do, Kurt, that private business should remain so.
Alice: :( Text me?
Duchess:..maybe
WhiteRabbit: Not fair!
Duchess: why do you care?
Blossom: yes Blaine, butt out!
Duchess: you want me to text you too
Blossom: O_O...yes please.
Duchess: I'll get your number from Kurt
Blossom: how do you know he has it..
Duchess: Dude..it's Kurt
Blossom: ..so true
Alice: Hey! I'm right here!
Blossom: Love you!
Duchess: Love you!
Dormouse: but its so true!
Alice: Reed...go paint another portrait of Shane
Dormouse: awe.. :(
Duchess: be nice to that sweet little redhead
Blossom: gorgeous curls that boy has
Duchess: have you seen Blaine UN-gelled?
Blossom: Yes :)
Duchess: :P
Alice: Yes..:)
Duchess: O_O That should be NEED TO KNOW
Alice: I hadn't realized you moved.
tweedles: moved?
Alice: yes she now lives at 6900 Gutter Avenue
Duchess: O.o in... Pleasure County, Ohio?
Alice: xD
Duchess: I love you, Husband
Alice: I love you, Wife
WhiteRabbit: I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in redvines and
Duchess: YOU MUST SHARE THE WEALTH!
WhiteRabbit: No
Duchess: Twins!
TweedleEv: Yes, love?
Duchess: I want a movie night
Dormouse: its Wednesday..
tweedles: we shall pick up the pop on the way
Duchess: YAY!
Alice: I wanna go
WhiteRabbit: Kurt!
Alice: what?
WhiteRabbit: you could get suspended if you're caught!
Duchess: then don't eye rape him too loudly and they won't get caught
WhiteRabbit: Kira!
Duchess: Oh I love it when you scream my name!
-Knave, MarchHare, and MadHatter have signed in-
MarchHare: WHAT did we just walk in on?
Duchess: oh shut up, Wesley.
Knave: Kira, I thought you preferred quiet lovers...:P
tweedles: O_O
Duchess: Oh I can make exceptions..
TweedleEv: I..:(
Duchess: Evan?
TweedleEv: :((
TweedleEth: He's sad now :(
Duchess: Tell him I love him
TweedleEth: No, shan't
Duchess: ETHAN! :(
MarchHare: so you like screaming the names as well?
Duchess: I will knock you so far into next week little boy..
MarchHare: I'm taller then you!
Duchess: But I'm older
MadHatter: yeah, Wes she is
Duchess: David
MadHatter: hmm?
Duchess: Don't help me
- Blossom has signed out -
Duchess: Awe she didn't say bye..
Knave: finally met Merril?
Duchess: Yes! :D
Knave: Oh, did you get your gift?
Duchess: :)
Knave: Yes or No, Kira
Duchess: You're so moody... go flirt with someone
Knave: Kira!
Duchess: Mmm..
tweedles: ENOUGH!
WhiteRabbit: O_O
Alice: Oh my..
Dormouse: O_O
MarchHare: :O
MadHatter: ~hides~
Duchess: You boys are weak.
TweedleEth: KIRA!
Duchess: :o Yes? :(
TweedleEv: Please stop, we don't even flirt that much
Duchess: We..no, no your right..I have issues
tweedles: we love your issues!
Duchess: O_O
MarchHare: awe man..TMI!
WhiteRabbit: Not an image I needed..
Alice: she has lovely "issues" :D
Duchess: You are never picking out clothes for me again.
Alice: D: D: D: D: ?
Dormouse: What about me?
Duchess: anytime, Darling.
Dormouse: :)
Alice: ~pouting~
Duchess: Blaine...
WhiteRabbit: yeah?
Duchess: Go cuddle him for me
WhiteRabbit: Okay :)
- WhiteRabbit has signed out -
MadHatter: Reed, evacuate the premises
MarchHare: We are looking out for you man
Dormouse: I have to go to the art room anyway...
- Dormouse has signed out -
Duchess: Disrespect.
Alice: what is?
Duchess: leaving with out saying goodbye
Alice: I agree
Knave: Kira
Duchess: yeah, ba..Logan
tweedles: ^_^
Knave: goodbye
- Knave has signed out -
Duchess: that was..just...evil.
Alice: its Logan
Duchess: Im hate texting him
TweedleEth: :o?
Duchess: what?
TweedleEv: Hate text?
Duchess: Kurt will explain, I must locate my cell...
Alice: Hate Texting - The act of sending notes via cellular with malicious undertone.
MarchHare: wow..
MadHatter: what?
MarchHare: all Tabitha and I do is hate text
Alice: EXCUSE ME?
MadHatter: WHAT?
tweedles: NUUUUUUUUU!
Duchess: 1 - Where'd your two put my phone? 2 - Who's Tabitha?
MarchHare: Satan incarnate
MadHatter: Hitler 2.0
tweedles: the jabberwocky :S
Alice: a Banshee :|
MarchHare: awe come on!
Duchess: the cheerleading team?
Alice: that too
Duchess: oh... nice.
Alice: tell me about it
Duchess: tweedles?
TweedleEth: yes, love?
Duchess: phone?
TweedleEv: its in my pocket! :)
TweedleEth: :o oh..
Duchess: -.-'
MarchHare: You guys need to shut up about her, not like we're back together or anything
Alice: Good, or I'll rip her a new one
MadHatter: Again.
TweedleEth: we'll bring popcorn!
MarchHare: you guys suck!
- MarchHare has signed out -
Duchess: Such insult... I gotta go though
tweedles: D:!
Duchess: Love you!
TweedleEth: bye :(
TweedleEv: Tex..oh.. Call us ^_^
Duchess: yeah.. love you hubby
Alice: Bye!
- Duchess has signed out -
MadHatter: I'm gonna go finish my essay
Alice: What essay? o-o
MadHatter: you forgot didn't you?
Alice: O.o gotta go.
- MadHatter and Alice have signed out -
TweedleEth: I think we've been ditched
TweedleEv: I agree.
tweedles: Cake..
TweedleEth: ..Kurts cookies..
TweedleEv: AND ice-cream :D
TweedleEth: Disney or Marvel?
tweedles: BOTH!
- TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed out -
A/N: well, theres another chapter of insanity and hopefully laughter, Reviews are lovely lovely Klainebows! :P
