Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Oh my, Angry twins...Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Wevid, Rane, Evira, Minor Sperril?(Merril/Spencer)

A/N: I felt an urge to add the third house to the mix...xD You know me erratic and psychotic. Hope you like!


CHATROOM: Warblerland - Commons

Topic: Which causes worse nightmares Barney or Teletubbies?

Duchess: Big Comfy Couch!

WhiteRabbit: What?

Duchess: O.o I'm coulrophobic..

Blossom: Oh come now, at least the colors are nice

Duchess: Do I know you?

WhiteRabbit: Exactly!

Blossom: I don't think so, I'm in Hanover..

Duchess: these boys get worse and worse with nicknames..

Blossom: Not really, I'm Merril

Duchess: Kira and..wait Merril?

WhiteRabbit: She's boss...

Duchess: She's a she..in an all-boys?

Blossom: its a tale alright...

Duchess: Spill woman, or I beat you with the flowers I got from the twins.

Blossom: Oh no you don't! my aunt worked hard on those arrangements for the boys..

Duchess: We can't be friends.

Blossom: ;o

Duchess: Your family enables those freaks

-TweedleEth, TweedleEv, tweedles, Dormouse, and Alice have just signed in-

tweedles: freaks? Hi, Mer! make us cake?

Blossom: hey boys! and No, I have too much homework, next time

TweedleEth: awe

Duchess: Yes, freaks

TweedleEv: but..why? :(

Duchess: not you love

Alice: Then why the plural

Duchess: -.- GUESS

Alice: IT WAS A SUGGESTION! What they do with it is them entirely.

Duchess: I hate you..

Alice: you LIE!

Duchess: so true...

WhiteRabbit: You avoid the question!

Duchess: what question?

WhiteRabbit: Teletubbies or Barney

Alice: Urg, neither they were awful!

Duchess: that's the point, Husband.

Alice: ?

tweedles: they wish to know which cause more nightmares

TweedleEth: WORSE nightmares, brother

TweedleEv: ah yes..

Duchess: You three are giving me a headache

Alice: ? /3

Duchess: I meant Evan, Ethan and their joint persona..

Alice: Yeah that happens

Blossom: want some Tylenol?

Duchess: what are you gonna do, mail it to me?

Blossom: I was thinking I'd hop on Spence's bike, and you could meet me at the gate.

Duchess: why not come to the door?

Alice: Yes, Merril. Just go to her door

Blossom: I can't be on the grounds after curfew

Duchess: A- your a girl so it wouldn't count, B- I live off campus

Blossom: Oh!

Alice: she doesn't know does she?

WhiteRabbit: they met JUST now...

Alice: ahh..

Duchess: ~out of the loop~

tweedles: we'll tell her!

Blossom: I think I should boys.

tweedles: awe..

Duchess: tell me? (Why so quiet darling)

Blossom: that technically, well to my parents I'm a boy..

Duchess: oh.. transsexual or ...?

Blossom: yeah

Dormouse: Hi..

Duchess: awesome... my cousin had a change too

Blossom: well I haven't had it..yet..

Alice: Really?

WhiteRabbit: which one?

Duchess: one of the twi..O_O twilight..lovers? O.o

tweedles: my darling

TweedleEth: were you going to say

TweedleEv: twins?

Duchess: No.

Dormouse: How are Scott and Danielle!

Duchess: Reed, I hate you

tweedles: you have twins in your family! :D:D:D:D:D

Dormouse: sorry...I pressed send before I read your comment :(

Alice: its fine Reed, Kira how ARE your cousins?

Duchess: fine.

Alice: did they make the play

Duchess: No.

Alice: why?

Duchess: late for the audition.

WhiteRabbit: silent treatment someone else K. We are having a discussion

Duchess: will you get over your sick obsession with kiddie shows..-.- oh that sounds worse then I meant it to

Blossom: Haha..so Danielle is the one who switched?

Duchess: you should meet her, have a little tete a tete.. I know she'd love it

Blossom: I'd like to, we could all have coffee sometime

Duchess: she's coming to see me this weekend...

Blossom: oh cool, I can do saturday at 1-ish..you?

Duchess: I'll call and let them know. She goes nowhere with out Scott and vice versa..

Alice: sounds like some people I know.. how 'bout you Blaine?

WhiteRabbit: you know what I'm not sure :P

Dormouse: xD I think I know Kurt..

TweedleEth: what? who?

TweedleEv: WHAT AREN'T YOU SAY... -.-' oh

tweedles: Rude.

Duchess: I love you :)

tweedles: Forgiven *_*

WhiteRabbit: whipped..

...

White Rabbit: hello?

...

WhiteRabbit: oh shut up..I know it takes one to know one..

Duchess: good, cause I can't BREATHE! ahahahahaha

Blossom: I needed that after all that calculus

Alice: same!

WhiteRabbit: Hey! :(

tweedles: we still love you our dear Rabbit

Dormouse: yes its alright..you Andersons are easy to persuade

Duchess: oh REED! that mental image will be locked away and brought out at special times :)

Dormouse: :( you are sick..

Duchess: I know..

Alice: I agree..

Dormouse: thanks

Alice: With Kira

Dormouse: Hey!

WhiteRabbit: what D:

Duchess: I rest my case!

tweedles: Oh no!

Alice: What?

Duchess: boys?

Blossom: What's wrong?

tweedles: the movie...

Duchess: what mov...oh no..that matinee

Blossom: its on saturday?

Duchess: yeah

Blossom: we can reschedule

Duchess: no, no its alright: theres a second theater starting it at 2:30

TweedleEv: okay!

Alice: Boys, practice?

tweedles: SO?

WhiteRabbit: If you miss another one Harvey and Medel will have your heads, AND your positions on the Warblers

TweedleEth: we can get back on

TweedleEv: yes! they would miss us to much

Alice: plus the warblers would back them, even Logan

Duchess: how IS he? Feeling better?

WhiteRabbit: huh?

Alice: Better? he wasn't sick...

Duchess: oh..you don't know..right okay nevermind, and I agree the boys would be back in before they could even finish "saying" they were out

TweedleEv: thank you Duchess

TweedleEth: but what did you mean

Duchess: about?

tweedles: the Knave.

Duchess: nothing.

Alice: Spill.

Duchess: You know as well as I do, Kurt, that private business should remain so.

Alice: :( Text me?

Duchess:..maybe

WhiteRabbit: Not fair!

Duchess: why do you care?

Blossom: yes Blaine, butt out!

Duchess: you want me to text you too

Blossom: O_O...yes please.

Duchess: I'll get your number from Kurt

Blossom: how do you know he has it..

Duchess: Dude..it's Kurt

Blossom: ..so true

Alice: Hey! I'm right here!

Blossom: Love you!

Duchess: Love you!

Dormouse: but its so true!

Alice: Reed...go paint another portrait of Shane

Dormouse: awe.. :(

Duchess: be nice to that sweet little redhead

Blossom: gorgeous curls that boy has

Duchess: have you seen Blaine UN-gelled?

Blossom: Yes :)

Duchess: :P

Alice: Yes..:)

Duchess: O_O That should be NEED TO KNOW

Alice: I hadn't realized you moved.

tweedles: moved?

Alice: yes she now lives at 6900 Gutter Avenue

Duchess: O.o in... Pleasure County, Ohio?

Alice: xD

Duchess: I love you, Husband

Alice: I love you, Wife

WhiteRabbit: I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in redvines and

Duchess: YOU MUST SHARE THE WEALTH!

WhiteRabbit: No

Duchess: Twins!

TweedleEv: Yes, love?

Duchess: I want a movie night

Dormouse: its Wednesday..

tweedles: we shall pick up the pop on the way

Duchess: YAY!

Alice: I wanna go

WhiteRabbit: Kurt!

Alice: what?

WhiteRabbit: you could get suspended if you're caught!

Duchess: then don't eye rape him too loudly and they won't get caught

WhiteRabbit: Kira!

Duchess: Oh I love it when you scream my name!

-Knave, MarchHare, and MadHatter have signed in-

MarchHare: WHAT did we just walk in on?

Duchess: oh shut up, Wesley.

Knave: Kira, I thought you preferred quiet lovers...:P

tweedles: O_O

Duchess: Oh I can make exceptions..

TweedleEv: I..:(

Duchess: Evan?

TweedleEv: :((

TweedleEth: He's sad now :(

Duchess: Tell him I love him

TweedleEth: No, shan't

Duchess: ETHAN! :(

MarchHare: so you like screaming the names as well?

Duchess: I will knock you so far into next week little boy..

MarchHare: I'm taller then you!

Duchess: But I'm older

MadHatter: yeah, Wes she is

Duchess: David

MadHatter: hmm?

Duchess: Don't help me

- Blossom has signed out -

Duchess: Awe she didn't say bye..

Knave: finally met Merril?

Duchess: Yes! :D

Knave: Oh, did you get your gift?

Duchess: :)

Knave: Yes or No, Kira

Duchess: You're so moody... go flirt with someone

Knave: Kira!

Duchess: Mmm..

tweedles: ENOUGH!

WhiteRabbit: O_O

Alice: Oh my..

Dormouse: O_O

MarchHare: :O

MadHatter: ~hides~

Duchess: You boys are weak.

TweedleEth: KIRA!

Duchess: :o Yes? :(

TweedleEv: Please stop, we don't even flirt that much

Duchess: We..no, no your right..I have issues

tweedles: we love your issues!

Duchess: O_O

MarchHare: awe man..TMI!

WhiteRabbit: Not an image I needed..

Alice: she has lovely "issues" :D

Duchess: You are never picking out clothes for me again.

Alice: D: D: D: D: ?

Dormouse: What about me?

Duchess: anytime, Darling.

Dormouse: :)

Alice: ~pouting~

Duchess: Blaine...

WhiteRabbit: yeah?

Duchess: Go cuddle him for me

WhiteRabbit: Okay :)

- WhiteRabbit has signed out -

MadHatter: Reed, evacuate the premises

MarchHare: We are looking out for you man

Dormouse: I have to go to the art room anyway...

- Dormouse has signed out -

Duchess: Disrespect.

Alice: what is?

Duchess: leaving with out saying goodbye

Alice: I agree

Knave: Kira

Duchess: yeah, ba..Logan

tweedles: ^_^

Knave: goodbye

- Knave has signed out -

Duchess: that was..just...evil.

Alice: its Logan

Duchess: Im hate texting him

TweedleEth: :o?

Duchess: what?

TweedleEv: Hate text?

Duchess: Kurt will explain, I must locate my cell...

Alice: Hate Texting - The act of sending notes via cellular with malicious undertone.

MarchHare: wow..

MadHatter: what?

MarchHare: all Tabitha and I do is hate text

Alice: EXCUSE ME?

MadHatter: WHAT?

tweedles: NUUUUUUUUU!

Duchess: 1 - Where'd your two put my phone? 2 - Who's Tabitha?

MarchHare: Satan incarnate

MadHatter: Hitler 2.0

tweedles: the jabberwocky :S

Alice: a Banshee :|

MarchHare: awe come on!

Duchess: the cheerleading team?

Alice: that too

Duchess: oh... nice.

Alice: tell me about it

Duchess: tweedles?

TweedleEth: yes, love?

Duchess: phone?

TweedleEv: its in my pocket! :)

TweedleEth: :o oh..

Duchess: -.-'

MarchHare: You guys need to shut up about her, not like we're back together or anything

Alice: Good, or I'll rip her a new one

MadHatter: Again.

TweedleEth: we'll bring popcorn!

MarchHare: you guys suck!

- MarchHare has signed out -

Duchess: Such insult... I gotta go though

tweedles: D:!

Duchess: Love you!

TweedleEth: bye :(

TweedleEv: Tex..oh.. Call us ^_^

Duchess: yeah.. love you hubby

Alice: Bye!

- Duchess has signed out -

MadHatter: I'm gonna go finish my essay

Alice: What essay? o-o

MadHatter: you forgot didn't you?

Alice: O.o gotta go.

- MadHatter and Alice have signed out -

TweedleEth: I think we've been ditched

TweedleEv: I agree.

tweedles: Cake..

TweedleEth: ..Kurts cookies..

TweedleEv: AND ice-cream :D

TweedleEth: Disney or Marvel?

tweedles: BOTH!

- TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed out -


A/N: well, theres another chapter of insanity and hopefully laughter, Reviews are lovely lovely Klainebows! :P