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The Doctor found himself in a staring contest with four loaded guns. Well, those and the people holding the loaded guns.
"5-0, identify yourself!" One of them, a muscular man with brown hair and tattoos the ran down his arm, bellowed.
"Me?" The Doctor asked, his hands in the air.
"No, I'm talking to the blue box behind you," Tattoo Guy said in an exasperated tone, "OF COURSE YOU!"
"Oh, " The Doctor, "Well, I'm the Doctor, and the box behind me is the TARDIS."
"What are you doing here?" Tattoo guy demanded," And better yet how did you get in here?"
"We saw how he got here, Steve," The young Asian woman standing next to him said, "He materialized out of nowhere."
"Well,-I can't believe I'm asking this but-how did you materialize out of nowhere?" The man, who was apparently called Steve, revised his question.
"Do you still want me to tell you what I'm doing here?" The Doctor asked.
"Yeah, I want you to answer that question too," Steve said, sounding exasperated again.
"Well, I was just flying the TARDIS, the TARDIS is a spaceship you see," The Doctor explained, "And I noticed some odd readings on one of my scanners, there's some alien technology reading that shouldn't be here right now, and I decided to look into it. I just didn't realized I'd be stepping into the head quarters of people with guns. Who are you guys, anyway?"
"5-0," Steve answered.
"Ah, I've heard of you before," The Doctor commented, "Great team, 5-0. Really, you lot did some great things."
"Ah, thanks for the flattery, Doctor but I have a question, " The blonde man to the right spoke up, "Are you an alien?"
"Well," The Doctor said, "That's a bit of a personal question, isn't it. But yes, I am an alien." The Doctor started to get a little nervous. "Why?"
"Come with me," Blondie said, gesturing towards the way out of the building, "There's someone I want to you meet."
The Doctor, Blondie, as the Doctor found himself referring to the guy who had the strange interest in him, and Steve went to a modest-looking neighborhood in the city. They stopped in front of a small brown house with an orange roof. "This is where she should be," Blondie said, "She wanted to look in on that woman from the domestic disturbance a couple of days ago."
"And she is-" The Doctor asked as they walked up the sidewalk walkway.
As if on cue, the door blew open and an extremely muscular man came flying out as if being pushed out by an invisible force hitting the ground in front of them with a thud.
"Have I ever mentioned I like her style?" Steve said.
Just then, a tan, teenage girl in a deep purple frock came marching out from the kitchen stepping onto the front step, looking down at the fallen man looking like a epitome of strength. "Maybe next time you'll think before you hit your girlfriend in front of an officer of the law!"
Needless to say at this point the men had stopped in their tracks. Noticing them for the first time the girl walked towards them. She would've looked like any normal girl except her hair was white and gray stripes, done into three ponytails that made it look like she was wearing an unusually colored raccoon on her head. She had no eyebrows, but had white paint where her eyebrows should be, as well as two diamond shapes on either side of her forehead. She had arrows painted on her cheeks. All this the Doctor saw in an instant, and in that instant he knew why Blondie wanted him to meet her.
Blondie opened his mouth to speak, but before he could the alien girl said, "Danny, I know what you're going, to say, but he attacked her right in front of me, and when I tried to intervene he came at me. I had to do it."
"Actually I was going to introduce you this guy," Danny said, gesturing towards the Doctor, "This is the Doctor, he's an alien apparently, and he has a spaceship. I was thinking maybe-" He paused a moment, "Maybe he could get you home."
"Ahsoka Tano," The girl said, extending her hand.
"Nice to meet you Ahsoka Tano," The Doctor said, shaking her hand," I'm guessing you're the source of the alien technical readings I picked up."
"Haven't been using any, but I probably have something to do with it."
"You're bit far from home," The Doctor observed, "How did you wind up in this neck of woods?"
Ahsoka grimaced. "It's not a pretty story."
"You know what," Steve interjected, "Let's have this conversation back at 5-0 head quarters. We need to take this guy in anyway." He nudged the semi-conscious brute with his foot. "Book 'em Danno."
Danny rolled his eyes, but picked the man up and cuffed him.
After they had thrown the bully in a holding cell, they went back to 5-0 headquarters and the Doctor, Ahsoka, and the rest of the team sat down around a table. "So," The Doctor started, "Anybody want to tell me what's going on here?"
"It all started," Danny began, "When we got a tip about a guy running an illegal gambling operation..."
