Ask The Marauders!

An interview with our four favourite boys that takes place after Harry was born, but before the Potters were killed (obviously).

Sit back and enjoy the hilarious antics of the Marauders!


Question from Closebutnobanana: How did James ask Lily out the first time?

James: I don't actually remember the first time I asked her out

Peter: He asked her out so many times

Remus: Approximately twice a day for five years straight.

Sirius: She turned him down so many times he pretty much got used to it

James: Depressing, but true.

Me: Well, what about the first time she said yes?

Sirius: Merlin it was funny. I'm so glad we were all there to see it.

Remus: Personally, I think she got so sick of him asking her out every time he saw her that she said yes just to shut him up.

Peter: He was so surprised

Sirius: He actually fainted

Remus: He just jokingly asked her to go to lunch with him at the Three Broomsticks

Sirius: And instead of the usual "Leave me alone, Potter", he got a shrug and a "yeah, why not?"

Peter: And he fainted

Sirius: Like a lovestruck girl

James: Okay, this story is finished.

Me: But what did Lily do after he fainted?

Remus: She giggled and sat there waiting for him to wake up, then when he did, she put her hand on his arm and he almost fainted again.

Sirius: I swear half of the things she did in the first few months of their relationship were just because she found his reaction funny

Remus: Like holding his hand

Peter: Or their first kiss

James: Which isn't relevant to anything right now, so shut your mouth before I Crucio you.


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I hope you enjoyed this!

-Badger Xx