"Netherlands?"
Netherlands was dealing with Denmark, and then looked at the blond he held in his arms. Ludwig kissed Ned and ran his fingers through the Dutch's hair.
" oh get a room you two. Although this is a perfect situation for Germany. … GERMANY, DO YOU KNOW THAT NETHERLANDS GOT YOU A GIFT!?
After hearing that Netherlands grabbed Denmark's tie and pulled it; which cut the flow of oxygen to Denmark. This caused Denmark to panic; Germany was able to stop Netherlands from killing Denmark.
"Don't worry Denmark. I'm sure Netherlands doesn't want to poison me."
Germany noticed that Denmark and Netherlands were looking at him for an explanation.
"Gift means poison in German."
Denmark saw handcuffs in Netherlands bag.
"You're in bondage aren't you"
As Netherlands was about to smack Denmark (again), Germany looked shamefully at Denmark and in a soft voice he said:
" Actually, I'm into bondage too…"
Denmark's eyes were filled with horror as he looked at Germany.
" I understand Netherlands, but YOU?! You- YOU'RE AN INNOCENT VIRGIN RIGHT?! THIS MUST BE NORWAY'S DOING!"
"YES I'M A VIRGIN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT."
Germany slapped Denmark.
"WHAT IS THIS? SLAP DENMARK DAY!?"
Germany grew tired of Denmark and was about to slap him again. But then he heard a soft meow.
"What was that?"
" Huh? You hear something?"
Germany walked over to the laundry room and turned the lights. (Well, Denmark pushed him there.) He was followed by Denmark and Netherlands.
The German's eyes searched the room very thoroughly to find the source of the noise. Germany was about to leave but then he heard the meow again. He looked at the laundry pile and there was a Nebelung kitten. The little kitten has a misty long-haired coat and looked back at Germany with its glowing green eyes.
"Oh my fucking god. Look at that kokettierend, schön Kätzchen."
Germany picked up the kitten and thanked Netherlands.
"Germany. Why do react like that?"
"I like cute things, because I've always been big. People are frightened by me."
" That's not true. I remember when I was selling goods to remember a few centuries ago I saw you as a child. Denmark and I are much older than you and we saw you playing with Prussia all the time."
"Hey remember when we were at Prussia's house Germany used to follow Prussia like a little puppy. You know he still does that."
"He still follows Prussia."
"Yep. Especially when they are at other nation's houses."
"How are going to the name the kitten?"
Germany looked at the kitten and said:
" I guess I'll name her Misty."
" No offense but you guys should totally the date. Let's celebrate with BEER."
They spent the rest of the night getting drunk and Denmark tried to marry Germany off to Netherlands.
Author's note: Thank you for all the positive reviews! This means more than you think it does. I'll try to update the story at least once a week but my school is murdering us with homework so I'll try my best.
