Immmmm back! Just one question: Are we meant to put disclaimers on these cause ive seen alot of people do it but i don't understand the point, I mean obviously i do not own Alex rider. If i am meant to please inform me cause im a poor teenager and cant afford to get sewed sooooooo… yea.
Apart from that ENJOY! (ps this is kinda inspired by the movie "Dear John")
Dear Alex,
Today while I was out shopping a young girl asked if i was pregnant and I almost got extremely offended till I realise 'Why yes I am pregnant'. Woops! Is it bad that I forget sometimes. Ok to be honest it doesn't happen that often (The little rascals gives me a painful reminder regularly) only when I'm concentrating really hard on something like the news article hanging up outside the shop saying that 3 soldiers were killed in a landmine explosion in Afghanistan (I swear to GOD if you come home with even a scratch you're on washing up for A MONTH!) so yeah, that happened. Moral to this story: I'm fat and can't really hide it anymore. Goodbye crop tops, goodbye skinny jeans.
What else? O, Tom attempted to cook…. You don't really need to know the details other than we had take out that night. Apart from that Toms been great! He does cleaning, he does groceries, he even drove me to the doctors on Monday! So there are high expectations when you get home!
O and MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR MATERNITY LEAVE! It's not that I hate work but… yeah I hate work. There is constant pity and aghhh it sucks! They're all like "Ow you poor daaarrrrrlllinnngg you being pregnant and your fiance overseas it must be sooooo hard!" And they treat me like I can't do anything by my self!
Any way, enough of my raving! How are you? Hows the unit? You're not doing anything too life threatening?
I love you so so so much!
Xx Sabina
(Ps: Are we keeping the gender a surprise?)
Dear Sab,
Wow, should I be worried? If you're forgetting about our child while it's right infront of you what's going to happen at the shopping centre say a year from now! haha just kidding!
And don't worry. I was in no way involved in that landmine bombing. But I did fall over while trying to get out of bed and now have a small cut on my cheek where I hit the bedside table, so I guess I'm on washing up when I get back. *Sad face*.
Now to more pressing matters YOU ACTUALLY LET TOM COOK! Or are you joking because I distinctly remember telling you to keep Tom away from the kitchen because it would end in tragedy! Do you not remember that!?
And with the work thing, tell them to go shove somthing up there arses. Normally works when colleagues annoy me!
And finally, I am perfectly fine! The unit is perfectly fine and we aren't doing anything (too) life threatening. We are stationed in a small village and have been playing football with the locals.
I think we are moving on in a few days though.
I miss you so much! Stay health and dont forget about the little lump too much!
I love you!
Xx Alex
(Ps. I don't normally like surprises but this is a one of time where I want it to be a surprise)
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