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Back in the middle of no where

Alabama was setting on the couch channel surfing. He was extremely bored. He had already broken every door and table and there was nothing else left. Well he thought there was nothing else left Arizona on the other hand decided he had to bend every spoon and set every piece of paper he could find on fire. Indiana was still painting the walls. That man loved to paint. He was very good at It. Right now he was painting what he saw out side. A winter wounder land. It was beautiful. Alabama did not know how Indiana could paint so much detail and beauty by looking at a blizzard. Alabama smiled and continued channel surfing. Everything was in Russian. So Alabama gave up on watching television.

"If I can't watch It no one can." Alabama said standing up.

Indiana stopped painting and looked over at his brother. Alabama threw the remote on the ground and stepped on It,smashing It to pieces. Indiana rolled his eyes and continued painting. He smiled.

Arizona walked down the stairs "Hey I just set some stuff on fire so If It spreads were all dead."

"Did you give Michigan a heads up." Indiana asked turning around from his work.

"Yep she said she hopes I'm the first one to go."

Alabama cringed. Michigan had been real pissy lately. She was mad when she found out Ohio was chosen to go to England and not her(She's always had a rivalry thing with Ohio for some reason) but now It was worse.

"I'm sure she didn't mean It." Alabama said putting a hand on Arizona's shoulder.

All of a sudden the three States heard a "click"

They all looked at the door waiting for It to open.

"Scatter!" Arizona screamed.

Indiana and Arizona run up the stairs leaving Alabama confused and alone. Alabama watched them dissapear up the steps.

"You!" Alabama hears a voise yell

Alabama jerks hi head to the door a girl in a blue dress with blond hair pointing at him. She looks like she wants to kill him. Slowly she pulls out a knife. Yep no doubt in his mind now she wants to kill him.

"Ah sh-" Alabama stops himself. He doesn't want to swear in front of a girl even If she's crazy. Runs oast the couch and jumps on top of him and trys to plunge the knife in his heart. Alabama stops her by holding both her hands.

"L-look lady! Stop It right now I don't wanna hurt you!"

"Never! Not after what you've done to my brothers house. You must be punished. Give up now and I will not kill you!"

She trys with all her mite to push the Knife into Alabama.

"Your insane!"

"So i've been told"

"Belarus! Get off of him!" Russia screams

Alabama had never been so happy to hear Russia's voice in his life

"But brother!" Belarus jumps off Alabama and runs to Russia. "Look what he did to our beloved home!"

Russia smiles "They will be punished Belarus." He looks at Alabama"But not killed"

"Yes brother."

Russia walksover to Alabama. Arizona and Indiana run down the steps.

"I told you we left behind Alabama" Indiana panted out of breath.

"I am very upset with you three." Russia stated eyes growing cold

"Really?" Arizona asks "Mission Fuckin accomplished then!" he says smiling and giving his brothers a thumbs up

Belarus went to go after him , but Russia grabbed a hold of her shoulder.

"To your rooms." Russia glared at them daring to argue. But Arizona being him didn't ketch the death glare.

"Fuck off commie I do what I want!"

Russia slowly walked over to Arizona. Each step felt like an eternity. Very slowly he reached Arizona and In one swift movement he hit him over the head with a pipe

"Ouch!" Arizona yelled grabbing his head. "What the hell was that for!?"

"Hmm. It would seem you have a rather thick skull." Russia chuckled "No wounder your so stupid. Now to your rooms!"

Arizona didn't protest this time. Instead they all three walked upstairs together and went into Michigan's room.

"What do you three want?" She asked sitting up in her bed.

"We just wanna chill here." Arizona said

The three brothers got on the bed and laid down with there sister. After a while Alabama looked around. Indiana had fallen asleep holding on to Arizona's arm and Arizona was sleeping holding a now also asleep Michigan. Finally Alabama decided to give up and fall asleep to.

When he finally woke up he could only see Michigan. He sat up rubbing his eyes. He looked around the room for his two missing brothers.

"Michigan!"

He shook her shoulder

"Michigan!"

"Whaaat!" she moaned

"Where's Indiana and Arizona?"

She sat up

"What do you mean? Can't you find them?"

"There not in here let's go check around the house."

They both got up and walked to the door. Michigan twisted the knob.

"It's locked!"

Alabama kicked down the door.

"It's kinda creepie how your so good at that."

"Ya know Colorado told me the exact same thing."

The two walked down the hall. Everything they had trashed had been magically fixed.

"All that hard work for nothing." Alabama mumbled

The two looked in every room in the house until they came to the den. They saw Russia sitting in front of a roaring fire. Michigan jumped behind Alabama when see finally noticed him sitting there. Russia turned his head and saw the two standing there. He let out a sigh.

"I'm going to have to get a steel door aren't I?"

"I'd break It eventually. You'd be waisting money. Now where are my brothers?"

Russia smiles

"You mean you don't know?"


Indiana wakes up to the feel of the car hitting a bump.

"So your finally awake?"

Indiana looks up and sees a small blacked haired man sitting across from him.

"W-who are you and where's my brothers and sister." Indiana asks panicking

"Calm down Indiana-san. I am Japan and you are in my care now"

"Japan? Your supposed to be America's friend how could you betray him like this!"

"It is not my intention to betray America-san It is only to save the States fom Russia-san"

Indiana looked at him confused. Japan continued.

"When I first found out what Russia-san was planning I have been trying to think of ways to stop him, but he caught me off guard when he stole the four of you. I'm sorry I could only manage to save you."

"Why didn't you tell England?"

"Because the sooner he's finds America-san the better and If he stops to take care of you It will take longer to find him. Do not worry I will do my best to protect the remaining Sates."

Indiana looked out the window. He was no longer surrounded by snow Instead he was now surrounded by rice fiels and chery blossom trees. Indiana had gotton lucky. Japan had saved him, but what about the others where were they and were they alright?


"Man this is some bull shit!" Arizona screamed grabbing a hold of his cell bars

"Do you ever shut up aru?"

"Arizona."

"What?"

"My name is Arizona. Not aru"

"I do not understand your question."

"It's not a question It's a statement"

"What?"

Arizona let out a sigh

"You said 'Do you ever shut up aru?' and I said 'I'm not Aru I'm Arizona' and you were all like 'What?' and I'm all like dude It's like this You said 'Do you ever shut up Aru?' and I said I'm not Aru I'm Arizona and you were all like 'What?" and I'm like dude It's like this you said 'Do you ever shut up Aru?-"

"Shut up Your repeating yourself!"

"I am not!"

"Yes you are!'

"Really what did I say then?"

"Do you ever shut up aru?!"

"I'm Arizona! Ar-I-zona!"

"I KNOW YOUR NAME!!"

"THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME ARU!?"

"AHHHHHHHHH" China screams putting his hands on his head "SHUT UP!"

"Well that's kind of a rude thing to say."

"I DON'T CARE!"

"Then why are you with me!"

China is startled for a moment

"What! I'm not with you!"

"I see so I'm just eye candy then!"

"What the hell are you talking about aru?!"

"It's ARIZONA! you whore!"

"I know your name!"

Arizona pretends to cry

"Stop yelling at me! I know I'm not perfect!"

China walks away in a huff giving up leaving Arizona alone in his cell

"Well I think that went very well"


West Virgina walked arounn in a wooded area. He'd been tracking his three brothers for a while. Alabama was hard to track he was a cautious man and alaways covered his tracks for the most part. Indiana was the same. Both of them had made a habit of covering their tracks,but Arizona on the other hand was a complete idiot. Tracking him was like following a map. West Virgaina continued to walk down the wooded are. Something shined in the moonlight. West Virgina picked It up.

"Arizona's phone."

West Virgina looked It over. He examined it's condition. It looked like It had been stepped on repeatedly. Interesting. There was no doubt now West Virgina knew his siblings had been kidnapped. There was nothing left to do now but follow the trail.


"Okay!" Flordia yelled putting her hand in the air.

"Okay what Florida?" asked Wyoming the little red head

"I just thought of the like best Idea ever!"

"What is It?"

"We make our own search party!"

"That's a great Idea!" Wyoming said jumping for joy

"I knew you'd agree now let's go gather us some troops."

The two girls made there way into the night. They decided to go to the closest State's house. Floridia picked the lock to Utah's house and walked inside.

"Do you think he'll be mad?" Wyoming asked in a small voice

"Nah Utah's used to It."

"Really?"

Florida and Wyoming walked up the steps to Utah's room. The two stared at their sleeping brother. Utah's chocolate hair was madden from where he had been sleeping on his side and He was drooling a little.

Florida looked at his face "ew"

Utah sat up startled. He jerked his head from left to right. He stopped when he saw his sisters.

"Hey guys" he yawned

Wyoming put a hand on his shoulder."We need your help"

"In the morning" He yawned again

Florida stomped her foot "No now!"

"Shhhhhhhh" Utah put a finger over Flordia's lips "Big brother Utah is sleeping"

"But Utah!" Flordia pouted

Utah was starting to fall sleep setting up

"Utah!" both the girls screamed

"Alright just let me....." Utah fell over and began snoring silently

Florida poked Utah "Were gonna need cold water."


England's house

He was losing It, he had to be. This afternoon he thought he saw America in a puddle What really made It weird is he thought he heard him as well. England looked down at his cup of tea. He had been stressed all week trying to find America and now there was this threat To Ohio. He looked around the room. Where was Ohio?

"Ohio?" He yelled.

When there wasn't an answer he began to worry

"Ohio!"

England was running through the house like a mad man, opening every door and yelling

"Ohio!"

He finally made his way out back. He stood in the middle of the yard scanning the area. there in the distance he could see Ohio laying under a tree. He ran to her afraid that she might be hurt.

"Ohio" he said finally reaching her

She was sound asleep. Her little bird was perched on the branch above her tilting his head confused by England's worry. England let out a sigh of relief and scooped up Ohio. He really wished she would take her threat more seriously. He walked through the back door and into the kitchen. Past the kitchen and into the living room. Up the stairs and to Ohio's room. He tucked her in and turned off her light. He stopped at the door and went back in the room closed the window and locked It. He wasnt taking any chances.

England heads down to the basement to continue his work when his phone begins to ring

"Hello?"

"England?"

"Yes who is this."

"I am one of America's States"

England is surprised

"Really which one?"

"Massachusetts"

England hangs up the phone. It begins to ring again.

"I had a feeling you wouldn't be to happy to hear from me."

"Your damn right I wouldn't you bloody wanker. I haven't talked to you since you came up with that bloody idea to dump all my tea into the Ocean. I can't believe you had the nerve to call It a tea party!"

"I know I know sorry, but um we have a problem"

"What do you mean we have a problem?"

"Well um."

"For god sake give me the damn phone!" A voice screams

"Yo England names Idaho yeah I know It's a honor but on to business some of the States have come up missing."

"What!?"

"Yeah one of the ones that went missing called before hand he said we had to call you then the line went dead."

England pinches the bridge of his nose. He just couldn't ketch a break could he? "How many are missing?"

"Four"

"Alright I'll look into It. In the mean time you keep looking over there and don't tell the rest of the States they've been kidnapped they'll just panic."

"Can do!"

England hangs up the phone. He leans against the wall and begins to sink to the floor. He would definitely have to keep a closer eye on Ohio now.


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