I don't own twilight.
WAYS TO ANNOY CARLISLE CULLEN
1. Call him Doctor even when he isn't at the hospital.
2. Give Alice his wallet to go shopping.
3. Dress him up as Count Dracula on halloween.
4. Then tell him he looks like a member of the Volturi again.
5. Ask him if he ever has a 'Blonde Moment'
6. Follow him into work then start screaming 'DOCTOR! THE VENOM BURNS!'
7. Get Edward into trouble at school.
8. Tell him Esme cheated on him, with Aro.
9. Mess up his hair.
10. Imitate his accent.
11. Hide his shirts and ties.
12. Kill Esme.
13. Kidnap Esme.
14. Tell him Victoria got Bella.
15. Invite Aro and Jane over for an afternoon snack...
16. Hug him in public.
17. Kiss him in public.
18. Fake injuries.
19. Get the flu then scream 'CHANGE ME CARLISLE! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE'
20. Invite fan girls over for lunch.
