Chapter 9: Battle of the Giants

The Tentacle Witch is causing destruction in the city. It is destroying buildings. "DIE BUILDINGS, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!" The Tentacle Fish shouted. Soldiers tried to attack the Tentacle Witch, but they ended up getting killed.

Then Godzilla and Gurren Lagann appear to take on the Tentacle Witch. "Simon, we must team up with Godzilla to destroy the Tentacle Witch!" said Kamina. "Are you sure that's a good idea Kamina?" Simon asked. "Of course it is, Simon! Believe in the me who believes in you!" said Kamina.

And so Gurren Lagann teams up with Gozilla to fight the Tentacle Witch. Godzilla breaths fire at the Tentacle Witch, but the Tentacle Witch blocks it with its Tentacles. "I am fire proof!" said the Tentacle Witch. Gurren Lagann throws a few punches at the Tentacle Witch, but the Tentacle Witch blocks all the punches. "This witch is fast!" said Kamina.

Godzilla tries to punch the Tentacle Witch, but Godzilla is too slow, and the Tentacle Witch attacks Godzilla with its Tentacles. "Godzilla is in trouble! We must assist him!" said Simon. "I agree!" said Kamina. Gurren Lagann charges with Spiral Power, and then shot a Spiral Beam at the Tentacle Witch, but the Tentacle Witch deflects the Spiral Beam, and the Spiral Beam hits Scrappy-Doo instead, and Scrappy dies.

"You damn tentacle thing must DIE!" Kamina shouted. Gurren Lagann charges towards the Tentacle Witch, and Simon and Kamina yelled "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?" Gurren Lagann tries to throw a big punch at the Tentacle Witch, but the Tentacle Witch grabs Gurren Lagann with its tentacle, and then throws Gurren Lagann into the sky. "LOOKS LIKE GURREN LAGANN IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" said Simon and Kamina, as they are thrown into the sky, and make a star appear in the sky briefly.

Godzilla gets up and attempts to fight the Tentacle Witch again. Godzilla throws a punch at the Tentacle Witch, but the Tentacle Witch grabs Godzilla's arm with its tentacle, and breaks Godzilla's arm. Then the Tentacle Witch did the Hundred First Crack of the North Star on Godzilla, and Godzilla is defeated. "NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME!" said the Tentacle Witch.

Then Star Fox appeared, and they are attacking the Tentacle Witch. "Let's take this witch down!" said Fox McCloud. Star Fox attacks the Tentacle Witch with LAZORS coming from the Arwings. "This hentai monster thingy is going down!" said Falco. They keep attacking the witch, but then the Tentacle Witch grabs Slippy's arwing with its Tentacles.

"Fox, get this tentacle off of me!" said Slippy. "I'll save you, Slippy!" said Fox. But then the Tentacle Witch crushes Slippy with its Tentacles, and Slippy dies. "No, I failed!" Fox yelled. He starts going out of control, and attacks the Tentacle Witch WITH RAGE!

"Don't get so careless, Fox!" said Peppy. Fox continues to shoot and shoot and hits Falco by accident. "Hey Einstein, I'm on your side, you f*cking dumb sh*t!" said Falco. "Who's Einstein?" Fox asked. Then Fox got hit by a tentacle and dies. "NO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" said Peppy. Peppy suicides by barrel rolling into the Tentacle Witch.

"Well f*ck! I'm the last one." said Falco. And so Falco gets out of his arwing and attempts to do a Falcon Punch. "Take this you sucker!" said Falco. But Falco is not Captain Falcon, therefore he got bitch slapped by the Tentacle Witch and went flying away.

"There's the witch, we have to destroy that thing!" said Kyoko. "How will we fight with witch?" Sayaka asked. "We will use Mega Mushrooms and become huge!" said Kyoko. And so Kyoko and Sayaka eat the Mega Mushrooms, and become as big as the Tentacle Witch. "Now let's show that witch a lesson!" said Sayaka. "Yeah!" said Kyoko.

As Sayaka and Kyoko head towards the Tentacle Witch, they realized that lolicon perverts can look up their skirts. "You creepy perverted pedophiles! You must die!" said Kyoko. Kyoko and Sayaka are stomping on the perverts, and the perverts died. "Now where were we?" Kyoko wondered. "Oh yeah, the Tentacle Witch."

Kyoko and Sayaka head towards the Tentacle Witch and finally got close to it. "You megucas can't beat me because I am powerful and I will kill you!" said the Tentacle Witch. "We megucas stand a better chance against you witches!" said Sayaka.

Kyoko and Sayaka battle the Tentacle Witch in a giant monster battle style. Sayaka blocks the tentacles with her sword, while the Tentacle Witch keeps attacking. Kyoko tries to attack the Tentacle Witch with her spear, but keeps missing. "Damn, this witch is tough!" said Kyoko. "We should look for its weak spot." said Sayaka. "Good idea!" said Kyoko.

"I'll return the favor from the DDR Witch battle. You find its weak spot, while I distract the witch." said Sayaka. "Got that, Sayaka." said Kyoko. Sayaka keeps the Tentacle Witch busy by blocking its tentacle attacks with her sword, while Kyoko finds her weak spot. "Found it!" said Kyoko as she throws her spear into the Tentacle Witch's weak spot.

"No, stupid meguca bitch found my weak spot!" said the Tentacle Witch. "Let's finish this!" said Sayaka and Kyoko. Sayaka and Kyoko both kick the Tentacle Witch's head in kung fu style. The Tentacle Witch's head explode, and the Tentacle Witch dies. "Those megucas know how to put on a show." said Kyubey.

Kyoko and Sayaka turn back to normal size and share the grief seed. But then things go bad as they see cops behind them. "Attention cosplay freaks! You are under arrest for murdering perverts by stomping on them." said a cop. "But they were pedophiles!" said Kyoko. "We don't because we are assholes anyways. You cosplay freaks are still under arrest!"

The Mario Bros. are there as well. "That red haired girl stole our mushrooms!" said the Mario Bros. "We have to run, Sayaka!" said Kyoko. Sayaka and Kyoko ran away as fast as possible from the cops. Kyoko and Sayaka ran into Yoko and Jill, who assisted Kyoko before. "Jill, Yoko, you have to help us escape!" said Kyoko.

"Sorry, Kyoko, but we work for the police." said Jill. "I'm afraid we have to arrest you two." said Yoko. "Traitors, how could you do this to me?" Kyoko asked. "We didn't want to, but we had no choice." said Jill. Kyoko and Sayaka ran away from Jill and Yoko.

Kyoko and Sayaka then ran into Chie and Yukiko, who assisted Kyoko and Sayaka in their previous battle. "Chie, Yukiko, you must help us escape!" said Kyoko. "Sorry megucas, but Dojima wants you two arrested for murdering those perverts and killing his partner, Adachi." said Chie. "But you guys help us killed him." said Kyoko. "We know, but he doesn't know that so we're free of jail!" said Yukiko.

"You damn traitors!" said Kyoko. Kyoko and Sayaka ran away from them. "I can't believe everyone who assisted me is betraying me!" said Kyoko. "You're still with me, right Sayaka?" Kyoko asked. "Sorry Kyoko, but I don't want to be meguca anymore! First, my love commits suicide, and now the police want to arrest me for murder. I can't do this anymore, Kyoko." said Sayaka.

Sayaka leaves Kyoko. "No, don't leave me you baka bitch!" said Kyoko. Kyoko tries to chase Sayaka, but then she was encountered by Nao Yuuki. "You have a bounty on your head! I'm gonna wrap you like and mummy and kill you with my Freddy Krueger claws!" said Nao. "Bring it on you Freddy Krueger wannabe!" said Kyoko.

And so Kyoko and Nao fight. Nao summons her mech thing, which tries to wrap Kyoko with the mummy cloth thing, but Kyoko slices the cloths and knocks the mech thing out. "You bitch, take this!" said Nao as she charges forwards towards Kyoko, and hits her with her Freddy Krueger claws, except that Kyoko was an illusion. The real Kyoko appears behind her, uses the back of her spear, and hits her back really REALLY hard.

"Ouch, my back really hurts!" said Nao, who now has a broken back. "Don't mess with me!" said Kyoko, as she takes a Pocky and eats it. Kyoko walks on the streets all sad while eating. "Damn it, everyone betrayed me! Being alone just sucks now!" said Kyoko. "Now you know how I feel." said Mami. "Shut up, Mami!" said Kyoko.

IT WILL BE CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN!