Sorry for taking so long, lots of complicated problems I know you guys don't care about. Anyway, enjoy this chapter please!

You've Got This, Sonic!

Sonic had returned to the Sonic Heroes HQ, but just to be a dick, he teleported inside of the building using Chaos Control. The others who were still waiting outside looked pissed. Sonic had walked into the kitchen of the building that was on the first floor, grabbed an apple, and left the room munching happily. He walked pass the front door, flinching from the banging and curse words that sounded from behind the wooden door.

"You should do something about that," a voice said behind him. Sonic jumped and nearly choked on his apple when he saw Shadow standing behind him. The black hedgehog was holding a few packages of sodas.

"Nah, I think I should just let them stay out there for a little while."

"Sonic, for some inexplicable reason, the temperature dropped to 16 degrees."

"Celsius or Fahrenheit?"

"Fahrenheit." Sonic stared at Shadow.

"Well, that's cold."


Outside the HQ!

"Whose bright idea was it to move in with Sonic anyway," Silver bitched, his breath visible, his body shaking.

"I don't know, but it's so cold my nipples are showing," Rouge complained.

"You nipples are always showing! Espio, haven't you found a way in yet," Silver asked. Looking at the Chameleon, Silver frowned when he saw that the poor guy was frozen in a cartoony-style block of ice. "Well, God dammit!"

"Sucks to be you guys," Blaze taunted, her body glowing with heat. Silver gave her the stink eye only for more flames to envelop her body. The weed-headed hedgehog could almost swear he saw Blaze made a trollface.


"Well, they'll be fine. I mean, we go through all of these different ice levels in our gam- I mean- adventures, we should be use to this by now, right?"

"I don't really care. I'm more surprised at the fact that they haven't realized that with their robot breaking strength, they could have easily broken in by now"

"Well, let's be glad the author gave everyone but us below average intelligence," Sonic joked.

"What do you mean 'us'?"

"...Fuck you..."


Tails sighed. Again. For the 7th time. In that minute. Charmy...he wasn't even naive or just childish, he-he...HE WAS JUST A FUCKING MORON! "Just a quick game of monopoly? Yeah fucking right. There's nothing quick about this game," Tails thought bitterly to himself. He could only wonder how Charmy helped them save the world before.

"So, when do you king me?"

"Charmy, we aren't playing checkers, we're playing Monopoly, you don't get king'd." Tails could hear the irritation in Sam's voice.

"But I do get to kill all your pieces, right?"

"No, Charmy. This game doesn't require take others' pieces," Sam explained.

"Oh, it's about who has the higher score, right?"

"Honestly, we've been playing for half an hour now and you still don't get the rules?" That was from Tails.

"Of course I do! It's easy to understand!...Is it my turn yet?"

"Nope, I still gotta go!" This was from Tony. The tiger didn't see anything wrong with Charmy at all. They almost shared a brain. The tiger rolled the dice and got an 8. He moved his piece, the sac of cash, up until he got to a 'Chance' space. "Go directly to jail? Aw..."

"HA! HA! You suck at this game! My turn!" The bee snatched the dice and rolled a 1...Wait, what?

"Yep, he's that stupid," Tails muttered. Charmy moved his boat up one space and landed on unoccupied property.

"I wanna buy it!"

"Now, Charmy, even I see you don't have the money for-"

"I wanna buy it!"

"But you can't afford-"

"I wanna buy it!"

"Just give it to him Sam. He won't learn," Tails pushed. He just wanted to go. The monkey turned to Tails.

"One does not simply give up property, Tails," he warned.

"Yeah, but this idiot doesn't get that." Sam pulled a gun from his coat.

"ONE. Does not. Simply. Give up. Property. Tails." His tone sounded menacing and Tails didn't know what to do.

"Okay okay. Charmy, you can't have Boardwalk," Tails told him.

"But...But..."

"Instead-" Tails pulled out a giant lollipop from no where. "-you can have this!"

"I want it!"

"Take it," Tails waved off, nearly losing his arm when Charmy snatched the candy from him. "Cream, your turn." She rolled two 3's. She moved her piece, the car, up 6 space. "Double. Roll again, Cream."

"I know. I know," the rabbit assured as she took the dice for a second time. She rolled...and got another pair of 3's for a total of 6. Everyone glance at her. "What," she asked innocently and moved another 6 spaces. She took the dice for her last time and rolled again.

"Seriously," Sam said when he saw what she got. Another pair of 3's. Three 6's. Everything grew silent as everyone just stared at her. At that point, Tails who was sitting the closest to her, scooted away from.

"Oh, come on. It was just a coincidence," the rabbit tried to defend.

"Coincidence or not, my dear, you still have to go to jail for rolling 3 doubles," Sam reminded. Cream would have done just that...Until Charmy...

"BEEP BEEP! Titanic Attack! BOOM CRASH!" Charmy started smashing his piece around, knocking around the cards and the pieces. He placed his on the board on the go sign, crossed his arms, and said, "Checkmate, bitches."

Tails took a deep breath...before he snapped and tossed the board screaming, "I quit!"


For no reason, we're going to switch scenes to the Babylon Rogues' Airship.

Jet the Hawk was waiting outside of the bathroom, annoyed. "C'mon, Wave! Sonic has invited me to this party and I must be there so I can race him!" The swallow ignored him and continue to sing whatever the hell she was singing. Jet sighed and walked towards Storm's room.

"Hey, Storm are you read..." Jet stopped when he saw the grey Albatross in front of a mirror. Storm turned around and gave Jet a furious look. He had lipstick smeared all over the left side of his face and mascara in all the wrong places. "Storm. What the-"

"I'M PRETTY!"


"Shadow! Holy shit Ass CHEESEBURGERS! Have you seen my turntables?! I can't be a horrible DJ without them!"

"No, I've not seen them," Shadow answered, still cleaning the area. "Knuckles, have supplied the beers?"

"Fuck you, man! I know yer after my emeralds!" Knuckles stumbled away from the fridge and walked over to Shadow. The Ultimate BlahBlah spotted an empty bottle in the Echidna's hands.

"Oh dear."

"Shadow! How am I supposed to entertain everyone," Sonic cried, freaking out. Shadow turned to him with a serious look.

"Don't worry...You've got this, Sonic!"

"Okay...How did Knuckles get in here?"

"Tougher than leather, motherfucker," Knuckles screamed, ripping the fridge door off other hinges.

"I brought him in when I teleported. Vector's here too, but he's not helping."

"Sonic! There's a spider in the bathroom on the second floor," Vector cried, bursting into...Wait. What room are they in? Oh, yeah, the kitchen.

"Well, kill it, I'm busy."

"But it's a Mobian spider." Everyone gasped.

"I guess I gotta be the one to kill it, huh?"

"You've got this, Sonic!"

"You already said that!"

Vector had lead Sonic to the bathroom he had encountered the spider. Before the opened the bathroom door, sounds of grunting came from behind it.

"C'mon! C'mon! Get out of there ya little wanka!" Sonic and Vector exchanged glances before Sonic opened the door. "EY! I'm using the thunderbox righ' now! Ain't you ever heard of a knock?" There was a black spider on the toilet. His icy-blue eyes caught Sonic's attention first. Sonic also noticed that this spider had three pairs of arms and one pair of legs. He was wearing a purple neckerchief.

"Look buddy, I don't know who you are and I frankly don't give a damn, but I'm about to supersonic kick the shit out of you," Sonic threatened.

"If ya gonna kick the shit outta meh, do it soon before I bust a blood vessel mate!" The spider continued to grunt and shake violently.

Platoosh~

"Oh! It's comin' out, it's comin' out," the spider chanted!

"This is disgusting," Vector whispered.

Twert. Platoosh Platoosh.

"Oh, like you don't do any worse," Sonic accused. If Vector made a protest, Sonic didn't hear it because he set his focus back on the spider. Sonic began approaching him.

"Ey homie! Don't be trynna bust a move, dude," the spider said, noticing Sonic. The spider's accent seemed to change every time he spoke. "Oh, here comes the big oooooooonnnnnneeee~!"


"Now, Knuckles, while I respect your strength and commitment to your duty, I won't lose any sleep if I kill you," Shadow threatened.

"UNLIKE SONIC, I DON'T CHUCKLE," Knuckles declared as he tossed the couch at Shadow. The black hedgehog dodged at charged at Knuckles. The echidna punched at Shadow. Shadow dodged it and kicked Knuckles had enough to send him into the wall. The drunk echidna stood up enraged now. He charged Shadow and rammed him into the wall. Knuckles then followed up with a body slam that would crack a tree in half.

"You fucker," Shadow breathed out, kicking Knuckles off of him. Shadow decided that he had enough and rolled to his feet. When the drunk red head attacked again, Shadow prepared himself. "Knuckles, prepare yourself for my greatest attack."

"FUCK YOUUUU," Knuckles yelled, throwing a punch. Shadow sighed.

"This is the ultimate-" In a flash, Knuckles was pinned down hard to the point where his own crotch was in his face and he was unconscious. Shadow stood up from Knuckles and sighed. "Way more trouble than you're worth sometimes."

BOOM! SPLASH!

"Oh my god, it smells!"

"POO EVERYWHERE!

"HAHAHA! And that's the power of my mama's cookin'!

The miserable black hedgehog looked at the ceiling from where the sounds were coming from. "Now what," he groaned. Shadow made his way upstairs, but as he got high, the smell of feces was filling his nostrils. "What the-actual-fuck is the smell," Shadow thought to himself. When he got to the second floor hall, he saw Sonic and Vector both with panicked looks on their face. Quickly making his way over to them, he asked, "What happened and what's that smell?" Sonic only pointed into the bathroom. Shadow looked and his red eye widened. He saw a spider covered in...mess. Just mess. It was all over the walls, it was in the tub, smeared on the mirrors, it rolled along on the floors, it got on the sink, it even got on the ceiling. However, the most amazing was that none of it actually got in the toilet.

"I guess you could say that I'm in some deep shit, huh," the spider asked/joked. Had the situation been different, Sonic would have laughed but now...

"You...You...YOU!" Sonic's growl was inhuman. Though, being a hedgehog, that's a given. The normal happy light in Sonic's eyes was replaced with rage and even despair. Shadow only made things worse with the following sentence before walking away...

"You've got this, Sonic!"


Sorry for not updating for a while. My computer was stolen. Right now I'm using one of my brother's computers to write this. Please, review.