I don't own Akatsuki, blah blah, let's get this over with!

Oh, thank you, gaarafangirl91 (Fan-chan) for giving me the idea for this chappie.


It was Christmas, and Sasori had a toy robot. Why a robot? To avoid last year's disaster.

Flashback

"Merry Christmas, Danna!" Deidara said as he gave Sasori his gift.

"Is this a puppet for me?"

"Of course, Danna!"

"Wait... this is made of clay... OH CRA-" BOOM.

End Flashback

So Sasori put the robot on the floor and tried controlling it.

"It's so hard to move... Why must the robot toys today have such thick limbs?" Then he thought it would help a bit if he actually put the batteries in.

No batteries in the box. Just a label that said 'Batteries not included'.

"Kakuzu! Get me the batteries!"

"Tobi used all the batteries on the Wii remotes!"

"..."

After searching every drawer, bed, and couch, Sasori gave up on trying to control non-wooden puppets.

Me: The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me~

Sasori: "Batteries Not Included"

Orochimaru: No parking spaces

Tobi: Buy me something!

Kakuzu: (Chasing off a Donation-Dude) Get a job, you bum!

Itachi: Facing my in-laws. -/_\-

Pein: Fiiive months of bills.

Konan: Sending Christmas cards...

Kisame: (wasted) Oh, geez, look at this!

Hidan: One light goes out, they ALL go out!

Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree. T_T