TWO MINI CHAPTERS IN ONE
confortnation
potty mouth Bella
Once we were finished hunting, Alice rushed home and ran back very quickly, she had an arm full of clothes. She threw clothes at me and gave me a look that said, be quiet. "Hurry, give those to me," she said putting her hands out for the clothes I was currently wearing. I threw them at her and she took them and threw them as far out as she could. I frowned at her.
She bent down so that she was eye level with me.
"Here's the story Bells. Santa didn't show up today, so I bought you a new outfit," she said, her tone was serious. I nodded. but I still didn't understand.
"But, Alice, isn't that lying? I thought lying was wrong," I said, my voice slightly taunting.
Alice sighed and ran her hands through her hair, her annoyance was showing a little bit. But, she smiled.
"No, Bella, technically it's only a lie if they ask you point blank, 'did you almost bite the mall Santa?' and you say no, but they won't ask, so don't bring it up," she said, her voice was serious.
"Okay, but why can't they know, nothing happened?" I asked, this didn't make sense. Alice seemed shocked by this question, which is really odd, seeing as she can see the future. I wanted to laugh at her face but I was still confused.
I didn't want anyone to know what happened at the mall. But, if they found out and I didn't tell them, they would get upset and I didn't want to get in trouble with them. They were family to me.
Alice scooped me up.
"They won't be interested," she said quickly. I didn't believe her but... okay. She must have a good reason,
We ran to the car and got in. We drove back to the house in silence.
I got out of the car and ran into the arms of the first person I ran into. Edward.
Alice groaned to herself.
I told Edward the rehersed story.
He raised his eyebrow and carried me into the house.
Edward smiled and set me down on the sofa.
"Well, I have to go get something for my piano, it needs to be tuned again," he said, running out the door towards his car.
"By Edward," I said snuggling into Esme's side. She laughed and began playing with my hair, puting it into cool styles.
Alice suddenly started squirming, she looked a little uncomfortable. I looked at her and raised my eye brow.
"Esme, I think Alice has to go to the toilet," I whispered sarcastically. Esme burst out laughing. So did everyone else in the house.
Emmett and Jasper came downstairs, they looked like they were about to fall over because they were laughing so hard.
I ran over to Emmett who took me and flung me over his shoulder and twirled me around like a paton. It was so much fun, I giggled loudly.
Edward came into the house and I could suddenly smell animal blood and mud. I looked at Edward's hand. He had my clothes from the hunt.
He looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, Alice, does this count as a direct question?" I asked, smugly.
Alice was grounded for telling me to lie.
I laughed as I watched her sulk from the sofa. She was only allowed to leave the house to hunt and to go to school. But, the second part of her punishment was torture for her. Her credit card was taken away. I laughed as I watched her dry sob as her cards were cut in half.
Today, everyone was hunting, except Emmett and I.
We were sitting on the sofa. Emmett was playing video games. It was so much fun watching him sit on the sofa, playing WWE. He kept muttering words under his breath that I never heard before. Every couple seconds, he said a new word. Because of my perfect memory, I was able to recall each word with vivid detail. I laughed everytime he said something. The longer he played, the more words he used.
By the time everyone got home, I had learned eighteen new words. I had pretty much figured out how to use them. Something I loved doing was showing off how smart I was.
When I showed everyone how quickoly I figured out there words, they would be so proud. (Bella has never heard a curse word before, so she wouldn't know what they are, since she is only six.)
I sat with Esme on the sofa, while Carlisle and Edward played chess. I looked out the window. There was snow everywhere. I smiled and poked Esme.
"Look at the snow. It's %$#*&^ beautiful!" I announced, causing the whole house suddenly fall into a dead silence.
"Bella, honey, where did you learn that word?" Esme asked, just as I watched Emmett land outside from one of the upstairs windows. He took off running into the trees.
"From Emmett, but whats a %$#?" I asked, curiously.
Carlisle looked at me and frowned. I could see anger filling his eyes; he tried to hide it, but it didn't work.
"That word, is a word that just earned Emmett a WEEK WITHOUT VIDEO GAMES!" he screamed, loud enough that Emmett would hear him. A loud groan from the forest told me, that Emmett was not happy.
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