ETHAN RICE
DISCLAIMER- CHARACTERS-Katsura Hoshino, ZATCH BELL REFERENCES-Makoto Raiku, ALICE HUMAN SACRIFICE-VOCALOIDS, NIGHTS REFERENCE-SEGA, FINAL FANTASY REFERENCE-Hironobu Sakaguchi/SQUARE ENIX, MEGAMANSTARFORCE REFERENCE-CAPCOM, DIGIMON REFERENCE-Akiyoshi Hongo, DANNY PHANTOM-BUTCH HARTMAN
CHAPTER NINE THE DEALER GUARDIANS AGAIN! FACE OFF WITH NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND!
IN WONDERLAND'S LAIR… I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE GUYS ARE WINNING! MY DEALER GUARDIANS ARE DELETED TOO. BUT! EITHER WAY GIGA-XISBASS AND FRIENDS
WILL BE DESTROYED! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! SAID WONDERLAND. FOR I AM NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND! SAID WONDERLAND. HEHEHEHEH LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE
SOME HELP NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. SAID NIGHTMAREILES. YEAH I COULD. SAID WONDERLAND. WELL YOUR DEALER GUARDIANS WILL BE REVIVED SOON. THEY
SEEM TO HAVE AN ELEMENTAL LORDS THING GOING FOR THEM. SAID NIGHTMAREILES. PERHAPS YOU COULD USE AN UPGRADE. I THINK IT'S TIME TO SHOW THEM WHY
YOU'RE CALLED NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND! SAID NIGHTMAREILES SMIRKING. NIGHTMARE BOOST! SAID NIGHTMAREILES INFUSING WONDERLAND WITH DARK POWER. I
FEEL…INVINCIBLE! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. AH MASTER WONDERLAND! SAID THORNSHARD. YOUR STRONGER NOW! WE SHALL DESTROY GIGA-XISBASS THIS
TIME! HAHAHAHA! SAID ARROWSHOOT. THEY WILL PAY! SAID AXCRUSHER. I'LL KILL THEM WITH MY SWORD! SAID KILLSWORD. I'LL BLODDY TEAR THEM APART
AFTER BLOODY THROWING THAT BLOODY PIECE OF MEAT ON ME AND LETTING THAT BLOODY PSYCHO CLARIS OF THE SPADE HAVE HER BLOODY WAY
WITH ME! THIS IS A BLOODY DELICATE VAMPIRE BODY! IT CAN'T BE BLOODY BEATEN, MAULED, MULTILATED AND PUMMELED BY A BLOODY
PSYCHOTICALLY INSANE MURDEROUS LITTLE GIRL BENT ON KILLING EVERY BLOODY SINGLE BLOODY LIVING THING SHE BLOODY FINDS! SAID DARK
ALICESTER. GOOD POINT YOU HAVE DARK ALICESTER! SAID THORNSHARD. I AGREE THAT IS BAD NOT MY BEST IDEA BRINGING CLARIS SINCLAIR TO WONDERLAND.
SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. SHE SOUNDS DEADLY. LIKE SOMEONE EVEN I DON'T WANT TO MEET. SAID NIGHTMAREILES. NO YOU DON'T! SAID DARK ALICESTER.
EITHER WAY THIS PSYCHO CLARIS OF THE SPADE SOUNDS LIKE THE MAREN VERSION OF CLARIS SINCLAIR. SMIRK NOW IF ONLY WE CAN GET HER ON OUR SIDE. SAID
NIGHTMAREILES. DON'T EVEN TRY IT. IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO TRY AND JUST GET KILLED. SAID DARKALICESTER. GO NOW AND DESTROY GIGA-XISBASS AND RECAPTURE
HIS FRIENDS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. YES SIR MASTER WONDERLAND! SAID THE DEALER GUARDIANS WHO HAVE RETURNED LIKE
THE ELEMENTAL LORDS. IN WONDERLAND CASTLE….WE MADE IT GUYS. WONDERLAND CASTLE. SAID GIGA-XISBASS AFTER DESTROYING MORE ENEMIES. TIME TO PAY
WONDERLAND A VISIT. SAID GIGA-XISBASS. RIGHT! SAID EVERYONE. HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAAAA! SORRY BUT YOU MUST FACE US AGAIN! THE DEALER GUARDIANS!
SAID THORNSHARD. READY AIM FIRE! YOU FINISHED NOW! SAID ARROWSHOOT. I SHALL SLASH YOU TO PIECES! SAID AXCRUSHER. I SHALL SLICE YOU WITH MY
SWORD! SAID KILLSWORD. I'LL BLOODY MURDER YOU YOU LITTLE PUNKS! SAID DARK ALICESTER. YOU GUYS AGAIN! I WAS RIGHT YOU ARE LIKE THE ELEMENTAL
LORDS! AND IT SEEMS SOMEONE'S A LITTLE PUKED OFF. SAID GIGA-XISBASS. YES WE ARE! SAID THE DEALER GUARDIANS. AND I'M BEYOND A LITTLE PUKED OFF!
I'M BLOODY FURIOUS! YOU GUYS BLOODY LEFT ME AT THE MERCY OF THAT BLOODY PSYCHO CLARIS OF THE SPADE! DO YOU HAVE ANY BLOODY IDEA
WHAT IT BLOODY FEELS LIKE TO DEAL WITH A BLOODY PSYCHOTICALLY INSANE MURDEROUS LITTLE GIRL TRYING TO BLOODY HAVE HER BLOODY
WAY WITH YOU! IT'S BLOODY DEADLY PAINFUL! I'M GONNA….BLOODY KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU! SAID DARK ALICESTER. AHEM ANYWAY TIME
FOR YOU TO DIE. CUE OUR THEME SONG! THE 5 FIENDS OF WONDERLAND! THE DEALER GUARDIANS! SAID DARK ALICESTER. I'LL DO IT! SAID KILLSWORD. *GETS CD
AND PLAYS SONG ON CD PLAYER* NOW YOU DIE! SAID THE DEALER GUARDIANS. WAVEBATTLE RIDE ON! SAID GIGA-XISBASS. WRRRRRRRRRRL! *THE 5 FIENDS OF
WONDERLAND! THE DEALER GUARDIANS PLAYS* *DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOO HMM HMM HMM HMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH! WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE* WE
ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS! YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED! SAID THE DEALER GUARDIANS AS THE BATTLE CUTSCENE OPENS. WE SEE ABOUT THAT PUNKS! SAID GIGA-
XISBASS AS THE BATTLE CUTSCENE ENDS. *DEALER GUARDIANS: TIME TO BATTLE! WE ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS TO FIGHT TO THE BITTER END NOW
NOW NOW! THERE IS NO NO NO NO SUR SUR SURVIVAL VIVAL VIVAL VIVAL VIVAL HMM HMM. THORNSHARD: THORNSHARD! I I AM AM AM AM
THORNSHARD! THE BONDAGE LOVING KILLER OF THE ROSES. I SHALL KILL EVERYTHING WITH MY DEADLY THORNS. THORNS THORNS THORNS! YOU
CAN'T SURVIVE MY DEADLY TRAPS OF THORNS SO PREPARE TO DIE DIE! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!* GILGAMESH MEGATON! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE
ULTRAPUNCHES THORNSHARD EXTREMELY HARD. GAH! HOW DARE YOU ALICE! YOU SHALL DIE! BLOODY ROSES! SAID THORNSHARD AS ROSES SHOOT AT GIGA-
XISBASS LIKE MISSLES. HA TIMEBREAK! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SLOWS TIME DOWN AND AVOIDS THE ROSES. SPEEDBREAK! GILGAMESH MEGATON! SAID GIGA-
XISBASS SPEEDING TO THORNSHARD BEFORE ULTRAPUNCHING HIM. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAID THORNSHARD. NOW SINCE THIS HURTS YOU A LOT! FIRAJA! SAID
GIGA-XISBASS AS HE CASTS THE LEVEL 4 FIRE SPELL COMBUSTING THORNSHARD. ! ! MY HEAD'S ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BODY TOO! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SAID
THORNSHARD RUNNING AROUND LIKE A MANIAC. *THORNSHARD FADES AWAY FROM BATTLE AND ARROWSHOOT TAKES HIS PLACE* *AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH
ARROWSHOOT: ARROWSHOOT! I AM THE ARROW THAT AIMS AND SHOOTS WITH A CRITICAL RATE! CRITICAL CRITICAL RATE RATE! MY NAME IS IS IS IS
IS ARROW ARROW ARROW ARROWSHOOT SHOOT SHOOT! YOU SHALL FALL BY MY MY ARROWS OF DEATH DEATH. TIME TO LOCK ON AND FIRE AT YOU
YOU YOU YOU Y OU. DEALER GUARDIANS: WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS! WE ALL SERVE MASTER WONDERLAND
MASTER WONDERLAND. YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE IT TO HIM ALICES WE SHALL MAKE SURE OF THAT! WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER
GUARDIANS! GILGAMESH MEGATON! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE ULTRAPUNCHES ARROWSHOOT EXTREMELY HARD. GAH! YOU SWINE YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT! SAID
ARROWSHOOT. *THROWS GASOLINE AND OIL ON ARROWSHOOT* CLICK CLICK. YOU WERE SAYING PUNK? SAID GIGA-XISBASS HOLDING A FLAMETHROWER. OH CRUD.
SAID ARROWSHOOT AS HE'S IGNITED VERY VERY BADLY. ! ! SAID ARROWSHOOT AS HE FADES AWAY FROM BATTLE AND AXCRUSHER TAKES HIS PLACE. AXCRUSHER:
AXCRUSHER! I AM STRENGTH THAT SMASHES AND CRASHES THE INTRUDERS! AXCRUSHER IS THE NAME! YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE MY MIGHTY AX! I'M
NOT TOO BRIGHT BUT I'M VERY STRONG AND YOU SHALL SEE WHEN YOUR DIE BY MY AX! SUMMON BAHAMUT! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS THE KING
OF THE DRAGONS BAHAMUT. SEEYA AXCRUSHER. SAID GIGA-XISBASS. OH CRUD. MEGAFLARE! SAID BAHAMUT AS HE MEGAFLARES AXCRUSHER. GAHHHHHHHH! SAID
AXCRUSHEER. SUMMON OMEGA! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS OMEGA THE DESTROYER. DESTROY! SAID OMEGA AS HE DESTROYS AXCRUSHER.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH! AND NOW FOR THE FINISHER! GILGAMESH MEGATON! SAID GIGA-XISBASS ASHE ULTRAPUNCHES AXCRUSHER EXTREMELY HARD. GAHHHHHHHH!
SAID AXCRUSHER AS HE FADES AWAY FROM BATTLE AND KILLSWORD TAKES HIS PLACE. KILLSWORD: KILLSWORD! I AM THE SWORD SWORD SWORD THAT
DESTROYS ALL WITH A DEADLY SLASH! BETTER HAVE A STRONG GUARD OTHER OTHER OTHERWISE I'LL KILL YOU! YOU SHALL SEE AS I ATTACK YOUR
END IS NEAR NEAR! DEALER GUARDIANS: WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS! WE ALL SERVE MASTER WONDERLAND
MASTER WONDERLAND. YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE IT TO HIM ALICES WE SHALL MAKE SURE OF THAT! WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER
GUARDIANS! NOW IS THE TIME TO MEET YOUR END! DEALER GUARDIANS: WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS! SUMMON LEVIATHAN!
SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS THE LORD OF THE SEA THE GREAT SEA MONSTER FROM THE BIBLE LEVIATHAN. NOW YOU DIE KILLER! TITAL WAVE! SAID
LEVIATHAN AS A HUGE TITAL WAVE SWEEPS ACROSS KILLSWORD. GAHHHHHHH! SAID KILLSWORD. NOW LETS FINISH THIS! NEO IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!
SUPERGOD NEO! PRINCE OF THE DIGITAL WORLD ARISE AND FINISH KILLSWORD OFF! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS HIS DEAR FRIEND AND DIGIMON PARTNER
NEO. MASTER BASS YOU NEED ME? ASKED NEO. YES. NOW NEO SHOW THIS CLOWN WHO HE'S MESSIN WITH. SAID GIGA-XISBASS. RIGHT MASTER BASS. SAID NEO.
NEON STARBLAZER! SAID NEO UNLEASING A COSMIC BLAST ATTACK ON KILLSWORD. WHAT NO GAHHHHHHHH! SAID KILLSWORD AS HE FADES AWAY AND
DARKALICESTER TAKES HIS PLACE. DARKALICESTER: DARKALICESTER! I AM THE DEADLY VAMPIRE THAT ATTACKS IN THE NIGHT! YOU SHALL BE MY MEAL
FOR THE DAY! I AM STRONGER THAN ANY OTHER VAMPIRE! DARKNESS IS MY CALL! I AM THE VAMPIRIC FIEND DARKALICESTER! YOUR BLOOD SHALL BE
MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! DEALER GUARDIANS: WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS! WE ALL SERVE MASTER
WONDERLAND MASTER WONDERLAND. YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE IT TO HIM ALICES WE SHALL MAKE SURE OF THAT! WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE
ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS! NOW IS THE TIME TO MEET YOUR END! DEALER GUARDIANS: WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE DEALER GUARDIANS!
DARKALICESTER TIME FOR YOU TO DIE PERMENATELY! SAID GIGA-XISBASS. HOLYJA! FLAREJA, GIGAFLARE! SAID GIGA-XISBASS CASTING THE ULTIMATE HOLY AND
FLARE SPELLS. SHINNNNNE! PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH ! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAID DARKALICESTER. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 3 ULTIMATE LEVEL
SPELLS IN A ROW! THAT'S INSANE! SAID DARKALICESTER. IF YOU THINK THAT'S INSANE TRY THIS! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE THROWS ALCOHOL, GASOLINE, AND OIL
ON DARKALICESTER. OH BEEP. I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. SAID DARKALICESTER. CLICK CLICK. THAT' RIGHT BUT WITH MORE FIRE POWER AHAHAHAHAAA!
DOUBLEMETEOR, FLAREJA, GIGAFLARE, MEGAFLARE, FLARE, FIRAJA! EAT FLAMETHROWER PUNK! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE CASTS THE ULTIMATE FLARE AND FIRE
SPELLS AND IGNITES DARKALICESTER WITH A FLAMETHROWER. PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH PSH ! ! FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! DARKALICESTER
FADES FROM BATTLE AND THE BATTLE ENDS…. HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN DELETED AGAIN! SAID THE DEALER GUARDIANS IN SHOCK. IMPOSSIBLE WE'RE SUPPOSE
TO BE INVICIBLE! GAHH! MASTER WONDERLAND FORGIVE US WE'VE FAILED YOU AND THE EMPIRE! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAID THE DEALER GUARDIANS. ! DEALER
GUARDIANS DELETED. LETS GO GUYS! WE'VE A LITTLE CHILD OF A DREAM TO PUMMEL! LETS TAKE HIM DOWN! WONDERLAND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU! SAID GIGA-
XISBASS AS HE AND THE REST OF THE TEAM RECOOPERATE FOR THE UPCOMING FIGHT WITH NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. MEANWHILE IN WONDERLAND'S THRONE
ROOM….HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *IN A DEMONIC VOICE* SO THEN COME! YOU SHALL LEARN NOT TO TRIFLE WITH NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND! MY DEALER
GUARDIAN'S MAY HAVE BEEN DELETED AGAIN BUT! I'M MORE THAN ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOU ALL. I SHALL BE WAITING IN MY THRONE ROOM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. BACK AT THE GREAT DOORS WHERE THE DEALER GUARDIAN'S WERE JUST MOMENTS
AGO….BANG BANG BANG…BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! THERE THE BLOODY DOOR'S BEEN DESTROYED! GREAT NOW DARKALICESTER IS HAVING ME SAY BLOODY! MAN
THAT'S AN ADDICTING WORD! SAID GIGA-XISBASS. I AGREE MASTER BASS. SAID AKUMA. NOW LETS PAY WONDERLAND A VISIT SHALL WE? SAID GIGA-XISBASS. YEAH!
SAID EVERYONE. LETS GO! SAID GIGA-XISBASS. *GIGA-XISBASS AND TEAM ENTER THE THRONE ROOM* WONDERLAND WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE SHOW YOURSELF! TIME
TO END THIS MADNESS! SAID GIGA-XISBASS TO WONDERLAND. ! SO YOU'RE FINALLY HERE HUH? HOW FOOLISH YOU ALICES ARE. YOU TRULY THINK I'D END IT ALL
JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO? HA YOUR DREAMING! NOW THIS IS WHERE YOU SEAL YOUR FATE! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. I AM NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND!
I'M GONNA ENJOY TEARING YOU APART PIECE BY PATHETIC PIECE! NOW PREPARE YOURSELVES I'M COMING FOR YOU! THIS IS YOUR END! NOW LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
RAHHHHHHHHH! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. IF IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT YOU GOT IT! EVERYONE LETS GET IT ON! WAVEBATTLE RIDE ON! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!
*MEGAMAN BATTLENETWORK 6 THEME PLAYS* NEO BATTLECARD PREDATION! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE THROWS THE BATTLECARD INTO GIGA-XIS. *NEO
APPEARS AND JUDGEMENT BLAZES NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOW DARE YOU! DIE! NIGHTMARE FLAME! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND AS HE
SUCKS IN AIR AND BREATHES OUT FLAMES. ! LIFEAURA BATTLECARD PREDATION! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS A LIFEAURA FOR EVERYONE. TIMEBOMB+
BATTLECARD PREDATION! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS A TIMEBOMB SET FOR 3 SECONDS AND THROWS IT AT NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND WHO EATS IT.
…..THAT'S A TIMEBOMB I JUST EAT…..FUDGE. ! ! OK NOW I'M MAD! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. DIE! NIGHTMARE PUNCH! SAID NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND AS HE
PUNCHES GIGA-XISBASS. HA THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE BLOCKS THE PUNCH. TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE! SUMMON EMBERLIGHT! SAID GIGA-
XISBASS AS HE SUMMONS HIS LEGENDARY GUITAR EMBERLIGHT NOW READY TO GET REAL SERIOUS BOUT THE BATTLE. TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER MY NAME
NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND! DEATHSONG! ULTIMA GHOSTLY WAIL! SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS 2 GIANT SOUNDSPEAKERS APPEAR AND HE USES HIS ULTIMA GHOSTLY
WAIL. ! ! IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT WAS THAT POWER! MY CASTLE IS FALLING APART NOW GAH! BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM
BOOOOM BOOM BOOM! ! *WONDERLAND RETURNS TO NORMAL* GAH! MY POWERUP! IT'S GONE! SAID WONDERLAND. I'M FUDGED. WONDERLAND RETURN US TO
THE WORLD NOW! GAH! OK OK OK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SAID WONDERLAND AS HE OPENS THE PORTAL TO THE WORLD. ….GO…. SAID WONDERLAND. LETS GO
GUYS. SAID GIGA-XISBASS AS HE AND TEAM ENTERS THE PORTAL. ….THEY BEAT ME….BUT THEY STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH NIGHTMAREILES THE DARK…. SAID
WONDERLAND. *FLASHBACK* ! EVEN IF YOUR DEFEATED, GIGA-XISBASS AND TEAM WILL FALL BEFORE ME NIGHTMAREILES THE DARK! I'LL BE WAITING IN THE HUMAN
WORLD FOR THEM. NOW GO AND CAUSE CHAOS FOR THE NIGHTMAREWONDERLAND. SAID NIGHTMAREILES THE DARK. *END FLASHBACK* THEY DON'T STAND A
CHANCE. HEHEHEHEHEH…. SAID WONDERLAND.
END OF CHAPTER
LONG CHAPTER. R & R. NO FLAMES PLEASE.
