Author's Note: Thanks to my sister Hinata796 for betaing.

Disclaimer: Don't sue!

Betrayal. That's the first thing I feel, which is ludicrous seeing as I just woke up and nothing happened. So I go to Ffieeay to start getting ready for presentation.

"Alright Katniss, a lady should always keep her manners," said Ffieeay.

"But I lost my manners a week ago. I dropped them under my bed," I said.

"Oh well then. Let's go see what Peeta and Aymitchhay are doing!" suggested Ffieeay.

"Ok."

We, being the awesome ninjas we are, got into our bulldozer and rumbled into where Aymitchhay and Peeta were doing.

"OOOOHH! It's Justin Beaver!" squealed Aymitchhay.

"It's Beiber!" countered Peeta.

"Beaver!"

"Beiber!"

Oh. My. God. "Don't you guys know that his last name is The16yearoldteenagerthathasn'treachedpubertyyet!" I interrupted.

"Oh. Ok!"

"But I thought it was 'sgay!" voiced Ffieeay.

"No, it's The16yearoldteenagerthathasn'treachedpubertyyet!"

"'sgay!"

"The16yearoldteenagerthathasn'treachedpubertyyet!"

"'sgay!"

"The16yearoldteenagerthathasn'treachedpubertyyet!"

"Peeta!"

"Shut up Peeta!"

"Yeah Peeta!"

"Who asked your opinion you drunk bastard?"

"I'm sorry Katniss!"

And in this manner, I wasted 3 hours and 59 minutes of my life. The last minute was ok, because Peeta went insane. Wait, that's in the Mockingjay. Huh.

We have dinner, which always inconveniently pops up in the book, it's frustrating. Then I go back to my room. A glint comes into my eye. The sun was shining into it. Ouch. Well, that does it. Time to trash this place.

"!" was my war cry. I especially like the waffles part. (Author's Note: The first person who tells me where the 'waffles' is gets a special prize. (PM me))

Somehow, an Avox girl heard me and came to clean the mess up.

"HAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE TO CLEAN EVERYTHING! HAHAHAHAHA!" I scream. Then I push her out the window.

The next day was just as fun. This is what happened.

Flashback

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laugh evily. A button labeled Atomic Bomb lays in front of me. "HEHEHEHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHA!" I laugh again.

"Errr, Katniss? What are you doing?" Asks that insolent piece of peeta bread. Mmmmm… he looks soooo delicious.

I run toward him with saliva drooling from my math.

"Katniss, wait! Stop! I have to ask you something!"

"What?"

"Are you on drugs?"

"Yes."

"Oh. That explains everything."

"Does it explain the meaning of life?"

"Uhh…"

"Ha! It doesn't explain everything!"

End of not so really true Flashback

Well, maybe it didn't happen exactly like that. It was more like this:

Flashback

"Well Katniss, we need you to take an interview," Ffieeay told me.

"For what?"

"For the job that you applied to, duh?"

"Oh, Ok."

So I went to my interview.

"So, Katniss, the Capitol must be quite a change from District Twelve. What's impressed you the most since you arrived here?" asks Aesarcay.

"The woman and their *censored* *censored* *censored*." Everyone starts laughing, even though I wasn't joking.

"Haha. Hilarious. You mean the *censored* *censored*?" I nod.

"Now Katniss, When you came out in the opening ceremonies, my heart actually stopped. What did you think of that costume?"

"You mean besides the fact that it was made by a *censored* *censored* psychopath with *censored* and *censored* *censored*?" Again, a lot of people laugh even though I didn't say anything funny.

"Yes, start then."

"I thought it was a piece of crap." More laughs.

"Seriously. And so is this one. I mean look at it!" I spread out my skirt. It looks like a turd.

"Oh my *censored* god! It's terrible!"

"I know right?"

"Alright, so how about the training score? Ze-ro. Tell us how you did it."

"What training score? I'm on crack, you know that right? I don't remember anything that happened within 3 sec, wait, what was I talking about?" Why do people keep laughing? Are they insane?

"Alright, your 2 seconds are up. Bye Bye."

"Wait, that doesn't make any sense! Just two lines up, it says that I don't remember anything that happened within 3 seconds, so it's impossible for it to be just 2 seconds."

"She's on to us…"

Then Peeta jumped out of nowhere to say, I LOVE KATNISS EVERDEEN CUZ SHE'S A SMOKIN' HOT *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*

Well, that's chapter nine! Since, it's spring break for us, I'll try to get out a chapter every two days. So to help me out, press the button right…

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