Thanks to italiangeek1 for the idea! I'll do the song you suggested sometime soon! I swear the online thesaurus is my new best friend!
There is so many great words on there! Go look mine up if you don't get them.. X)
Eh.. Read.. Review.. You know, the usual!
(Oh, and you know, send ideas. I've got loads, but its always nice to hear more! )
Disclaimer- If you want to sue me, please read the disclaimer on every other chapter. Thank ya!
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Citharize- to play the harp.
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Carly sat on her couch, straining to hear Girly Cow over the noise of Sam and Freddie's latest fight.
This time, Freddie had told Sam she need's new insults.
Straightaway, Sam grabbed a thesaurus.
As did Freddie.
The past twenty minutes had been fun in a bucket for Carly Shay.
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"Well.." Sam said, furiously flicking through the small book. "You're a.. goober!"
Freddie rolled his eyes.
"Still completely un-inspired Puckett. That's just a dumb name for nerd. You're a malignant spirit!"Sam gave him a scathing look.
"That just sounds stupid. You're a ignoramus!!"
"Timeworm!" Freddie yelled.
"Clodplate!"
"Imbecile!"Sam flipped through the pages, tearing her thumb through quite a few pages. Carly winced as she heard each ripping sound- it was hers after all.
"Chump!" She finally screamed.
"Misanthropist." Freddie smirked, dropping his thesaurus to the floor, knocking over a mug of iced tea in the process.
Carly almost whimpered. There goes her spare one.
However entertaining this was at the start, two 15 dollar books later, it was starting to get on Carly's nerves.
"Think your so smart, do you Dorkward?" Sam questioned, not taking her eyes off the little book.
Freddie nodded.
"Tyrant. Vexatious. Henpeck. Beleaguer. Take your pick."
Sam groaned in frustration. She couldn't find anything in this stupid book!
"Well.. Well.." She began, furiously searching. "You.. Citharize!" Sam spat.
"What a pretty word!" Carly interrupted. "Who wants lemonade?"
The pair ignored her.
"Really scraping the barrel with that one Puckett- telling me I play the harp? That's almost a compliment." he laughed.
"I.. I.. Ugh!" Sam screamed.
Freddie laughed again, loving the fact he had- for once- beaten Sam.
They stood, staring at each other for a while, until Freddie broke the awkward silence.
"Wanna butterfly?" He questioned.
Sam took a quick look at her thesaurus.
"Yes. Yes I do."
And to Carly's amazement, they began to make out.
"WHAT?!" She yelled, jumping up.. "First you insult, and scream at each other, then Sam mauls one of my thesaurus's, and you Freddie, drown another, and now you're making out?? WHAT ARE YOU ON??" She continued, screaming at the top of her lungs.
When she didn't get a response from the oblivious pair, Carly flopped back down on the couch.
She was never going to understand her two best friends, but at least she could watch Girly Cow in silence.
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