Firem78910: hey guys I'm back with the reading and I brought someone with me and well yeah she's a bit cranky
?: I'll show you cranky dumbass
Sachiko: I'm starting to think that this is was bad idea
Firem78910: this is why I don't mess with necromancy
Sachiko: didn't you bring me back to life
Firem78910: another story for another time
"Honestly I think a beach resort on Menagerie would be a good Idea." Jaune said as Firem came back to the room.
"Sorry I'm late guys but Sachiko and I had a bit of a Zombie problem but it's taken care of." Firem said as another woman came in.
She looked like an older version of Ruby Rose the only exception was that she was wearing a white cloak.
To some they notice some resemblance to Ruby but for others it was like seeing a ghost. Ruby being the first to get out of shock said only one word.
"Mommy?" Ruby asked as the woman turned to look at Ruby.
"Little gem?" The woman said.
"Mommy!" Ruby shouted as she rushed towards the woman as she gave her a hug and not letting go.
"Summer is that you?" Taiyang asked as Yang was holding back her tears and Qrow smelled his booze and then threw away the flask.
"It's me Tai I'm back." Summer said as Tai and Yang along with Qrow hugged the not dead huntress.
"But how?" Ozpin said not believing what he was seeing.
"Magic oh great wizard of Oz." Firem said as Ozpiz's eyes widen as what Firem said.
"Um I think were out of the loop here." Jaune said.
"Arc that woman is Summer Rose Ruby's Mother." Macha said as the eyes of the others widen as they only know about Summer via VOL 3 of RWBY.
While this was happening the Imperials were glaring at Lukas.
"I only said that as a Joke I would have never expected for them to commit such heresy." Lukas said as the other Imperials were still glaring at him.
"Well as much as I want this group hug to last I think we should continue with the reading guys." Summer said as everyone except Ruby stopped the hug.
"So mom did firem tell you about the reading?" Ruby as her mother.
"That and VOL 1 to 3 of RWBY." Summer said as she made a manic grin as did Ruby.
"Salem is so fucked." Ruby said.
"Language Ruby though I'll let that one slide." Summer said as she sits down.
"Ok Pyrrha read." Firem said as he wiped his eye from this Halmark moment.
Pyrrha did the same as she started reading.
The scroll was a useful piece of hardware and Hansel was thankful that he could use it; he even offered a litany to the Machine God out of thanks for his generosity in allowing for such devices to be given out, though he doubted that any Mechanicus actually approved of this.
"Would they?" Winter asked as Firem shook his head.
"Of course they wouldn't." Lukas said as the other imperials still glared at him.
Outside the sun sat high in the sky shining brightly, almost like there wasn't so much as a layer of manufactiorum pollution in the sky or if there was it was unnoticeable, especially to someone who was used to the sight of manmade clouds. The fluffy white cotton clouds were sort of refreshing in a way.
"The pollution can't be that bad?" Coco said as Firem showed the group an image of a forge world.
"It's ok to be wrong about that Coco." Velvet said.
Students that on both walkways stayed as far as they could from Hansel, hugging the wall in most cases, they wanted to be as far away as possible from Hansel. It was deeply concerning that a student that refuses to unlock his aura could be skilled enough to take down a fellow student a champion at that with such ease. If he didn't already look intimidating enough than this made him look like a walking nightmare.
"If that's what you call a Champion then you are mistaken." Selena said in a mocking tone.
"I think Hansel's dumb for not unlocking his Aura." Ruby said as Ciphas rose an eyebrow.
"Why is that?" Ciphas asked.
"You'd have a shield that heals minor wounds". Ruby said as Ciphas nods.
But Hansel paid the faithless heathens no mind; they weren't worth the brain cells needed to acknowledge them and their flawed existence as warriors, they had too much identity to work as one functioning unit, it didn't matter how many the Grimm numbered in it was still unacceptable that the glorious Human Race has been pushed this far into extinction by such lowly creatures.
Those of Remnant growled at that Jab while the Imperials held their heads high while the Eldar simply facepalmed.
On top of that having to deal with another strain of abhumans, it made Hansel's skin crawl in all the wrong ways on how horrid their situation was and yet they still persist in frivolous things such as social status and fashion. Damnation. It made him sick.
"Before you guys get pissed remember he's from a world where all of that means nothing." Firem said.
"I guess the guy has a point." Qrow said.
"Yes but not a good one." Glynda said.
Though it truly is a pain in the neck to think about all of those thoughts fled his mind as his eyes laid upon the most beautiful thing he's ever seen before, even more beautiful than an Adeptus Sororitas in a bikini.
"Wait… what." Everyone said except Selena who was faceplaming and Firem who smirked.
(Don't ask where Hansel got that image, blame his friend from Armageddon)
"Of fraking course." Selena said as she faceplamed again.
It was a large garden, nearly a field filled with flowers of every color and species that exist of Remnant all centered around another statue, not like the one by the entrance of the school. This statue was devoted to an armored warrior presumably a knight by the looks of it; whoever it was he must've meant something to the people of Remnant because a statue this ornate wouldn't be made for some lowly martyr. In fact it looked a little bit gothic in design. Strange.
"I wonder who is that." I've never seen that statue of that guy before. Blake said.
"How would you know that Blake?" Weiss asked.
"I would read other types of books there." Blake as she refers to her non-smutty books.
"That begs the question. Who is this man?" Winter said.
"I bet Ms. Goodwitch will answer that." Nora said.
"DAMN YOU FARSEER NORA!" Firem yelled.
"Hansel," The Kriegsman in question turned his head towards Professor Goodwitch and an old lady accompanying her, "I see you've found the statue of one of Remnant's greatest heroes, Carolous Liberatous the third. It is said that he was the first to establish a fortress Vytal, the fortress I believe was called Iron Keep."
"Ok 5 Lien he's a pre-HH warrior." Nora said as Firem went to another room.
"Um where is he going?" Yang asked when the room shook.
"Whoa what happen?" Fox asked only for a yellow flash to appear next to Nora.
The Yellow Flash turned into a young woman with short blonde hair with two long bangs that frame the sides of her head and golden eyes. She wears a revealing outfit with a black tube top, pants, boots and a scarf around her neck. She is Leone Vivas Daniel's 3rd wife.
"Um I think you should stop making my hubby mad." Leone said.
"Sorry about that." Nora said nervous about this girl until she cracked a smile.
"Though it does lead to some hot angry sex." Leone said with a grin.
"Ewww." Ruby said in disgust.
"How shameful of you." Weiss said only for Leone to roll her eyes.
"Oh shut up Ms. Prude you sound like Mine and she's in a harem like me." Leone said to Weiss.
"Um can I read ?" Pyrrha asked knowing that she practically said that she was in Daniel's Harem.
"Sure and Call me Leone makes me sound old." Leone said as Pyrrha kept on reading.
"I'd like why you're here Leone right?" Ghira asked.
Hansel nodded and looked back to the statue, something about it just seemed familiar with the robes and the armor but he couldn't place it exactly, "This is Mrs. Violet Greenfield, she is the gardening supervisor for Beacon Academy."
"Sure I'm filling in while Firem relieves some stress." Leone said while another boom was heard.
"Um what is he taking his stress out on?" Ozpin asks.
"Um I think some Norscan Raiders and some monsters." Leone said with a shrug.
"I see." Ozpin said with an eyebrow raised.
The old woman gave a friendly wave, her hair was true to her name but a bit dull with signs of graying, her clothing consisted that of which gardeners were expected to wear, and she had comically large eye glasses that made her pupils look bigger than they should be, "Miss Goodwitch told me you were interested in flowers young man."
"She looks nice is she an employee?" Ruby asked.
"She actually was but she retired last year." Glynda said.
"Ok then." Ruby said as another boom was heard.
"They are sacred from where I'm from." Hansel scanning the field with his eyes.
"Apparently." The Imperials and Eldar said at the same time.
"Well then don't just stand there like a stranger, come along and take a look." She said with a toothy smile that excluded a couple of her teeth because of her old age; she didn't seemed to even be mildly concerned with coming at a distance with the Korpsman casually slinging her arm around his pulling him towards the garden entrance.
"Damn she's ether old or senile to that to a Korpsman." Ciphas said as he was impressed by the old lady's bravery.
Most were afraid to even be near his kind, with the exception of Ruby who seemed somewhat fond of Hansel for some reason, even the Headmaster seemed uncomfortable around Hansel also like he was expecting him to lash out and go on a killing spree. But the old lady didn't give off the slightest quiver in her voice, her voice sounded kind and somewhat protective to Hansel, it was something he wasn't familiar with but at the same time longing to hear it.
What in the actual frak is wrong with him?
"Nothing is wrong Hansel your just being human… for the first time in your life." Ruby said.
Back with the team. . .
"Hey it us guys." Ruby said.
"Did you see where he went?" Ruby asked aloud with a hint of distress on her face.
"Oh Oum why did Ruby had to go to this guy." Yang said as she cried.
"Yang that's the other Ruby." Ruby said.
"Ture but Yang and Tai will be like this when you find your Boyfriend or Girlfriend." Summer said.
"Or both." Qrow said while the Xiao longs cried waterfall tears while Summer slapped Qrows head.
"I think he went out there." Yang said standing on her tippy toes with her right hand in a salute to block out the sun's rays.
Blake tapped her chin and raised her finger, "If he's a part of our team than that means he's on our roster right?"
"Me thinks that you want to help Ruby." Kali said with a smirk.
"Why Blake!" Yang yelled as she cried some more.
"It's the other Blake." Blake said.
"Yeah?" Ruby asked.
"Then as team leader you should be able to track him with your scroll."
"NNNNNNOOOOOO!" Both Yang and Tai yelled at the same time.
"Oh." Ruby extended the small piece of metal and glass punching in a couple of letters and managed to pull up Hansel's file, with a couple of strokes of her finger she managed to pinpoint his location,
"Found him! He's in the garden area!"
"Great Blake, you just gave her another thing to stalk her boyfriend with." Yang teased racing away as Ruby tried to hit her with a book.
"Please shut the fuck up other me." Yang as Summer slapped at the back of her head.
"Language Yang!" Summer said.
"YANG!"
Now that that's over with, back to Hansel. . .
It was glorious, absolutely glorious. So many brightly colored plants ranging in every spectrum, for the Emperor's sake he wished he could shred a few tears of joy; but alas Regentropfen was not being played so he would have to keep himself in check for the time being.
"Raindrop really?" Weiss sarcastically said.
"I know but in Warhammer 40000 it some sort of battle drug." Leone said with shrug.
"It took me and the staff awhile to plant all of these but thankfully nature has been kind to us, and a little bit of Dust doesn't hurt." The old lady said sporting a mischievous grin.
Ruby thinks of the dates her other and Hansel will have in the gardens.
"A most beautiful field indeed, I don't believe I've ever been in the presence of something so divine before." He said with the amount of humility that was appropriate for this.
"Wow those Krieg guys must really like their roses." Summer said with a smirk while looking at a blushing Ruby.
"Why thank you, most of the time nobody ever really stops and smell the roses these days," Violet smiles sweetly as she watched Hansel kneel down in front of the rose bushes and pull out a small sketch book, "You know I wouldn't mind if you picked a few, as long as you don't ruin the garden. But I'm sure I won't have to worry about that from you."
Hansel for once genuinely grinned, oh how so many other Kriegsmen would be jealous, how many would fistfight Khorne with rubber duck boxing gloves to get this sort of opportunity. This once in a life time opportunity. Perhaps it was the Emperor's will that sent him here to this world? It wasn't exactly like the world Terranis of legend but in his own way Hansel was starting to warm up to Remnant.
"If I ever see a Krieg solder I'll have to ask him about the rose thing." Lukas said
"But fist fighting Khorne really." Gabriel said.
"I would and with the rubber duck boxing gloves." Selena said.
"I'll be back in a bit dear, some business to take care of with a delivery." Violet said walking off in her slow pace.
"I have a feeling that she shouldn't leave yet." Winter said.
Hansel regarded her with a nod and went back to sketching the flowers. Unbenouced to him the biggest fucktards in Beacon were watching the elder lady leave so that they can make their move on Hansel. Another stupid thing they will sorely regret.
"I think Nora already told you guys." Leone said while those of Beacon nodded.
Cardin and his merryband of dumbasses strode over to Hansel with their stupid shit eating grins and false bravado hoping to intimidate the Krieg soldier.
"I guess the lighting kid was right." Qrow said only for a Norcsan War mammoth came busting out of the wall.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Everyone said as they saw the mammoth only to see a Leone with longer hair, cat ears, paws and tails as she punched the damn thing.
"Sorry about that guys um Glynda could you repair the wall I'll tell my husband to pay you." Leone said as she pulled a 6 carat amethyst stone out of her pocket.
"Damn that's a big rock." Tai said.
"Think of this as the starting bonus." Leone said as Glynda repaired the wall very quickly.
"What Ozpin doesn't pay me extra fix to Beacon to which I do every single damn day." Glynda said.
An Ork is smarter than them by this account. You never disturb a Korpsman in his happy place. You. Never. Fucking. Do. It.
"That part I know it's true as I saw what happens when Korpsmen happy place is disturb and it is not pretty." Ciphas said.
"Aww is our new meat enjoying his sissy little flowers?" Cardin said with a voice best fitted for addressing a three year old.
Hansel didn't acknowledge him and continued with sketching the flowers, if that Neanderthal head of his could see that the Korpsman was not going to take his shit then Cardin was surely dumber than an Ork.
"Yeah I saw what Cardin does and I can safely say he's dumber than an Ork and I fought Orks." Leone said.
"Anyone is smarter than Cardin." Weiss said with a huff.
"Wow you and Mine would get along just fine." Leone said with a smirk.
The fact he wasn't responding irritated the bully further, "I'm talking to you."
Again no response.
"Hey you mask wearing freak answer me when I talk to you!" He might as well have been talking to a wall, "Give me that!"
Uh oh that's not good. Ruby said having a bad about this.
Cardin tore the small book from Hansel's hands and held it in the air tauntily, "Aww look at these pretty little flowers," He tears a page out and stomps on a rose, twisting his boot to tear it up, "Oops."
"Shall we make funeral arrangements for Cardin and league of dumbasses?" Coco said as Jaune shook his head.
"Nah let's just put them in a deep ditch and not mark their graves." Jaune said as his team nod their heads.
If there was ever a time for him to have seen the error of his ways, it was long gone.
Without so much of a warning Hansel shot out with his right leg and kicked Cardin's left knee inwards, snapping it out of place. The lumbering buffoon fell over with a scream that an opera singer could feel jealously over. The rest of the team had no time to react as each took a punishing blow to the head sending them into dream land, for their sakes they'd best hope they don't drown in their own blood whilst dreaming.
"I know we should be the example for the 1st years but CRDL are a bunch of assholes." Velvet said.
"Though I will admit I know a few opera singers who would be jealous of Cardin's voice right now." Weiss said.
"Um shouldn't we be punishing our kids for thinking this?" Kali asked.
"Their a bunch of racist bullies Kali." Leone said as Kali frowned.
Cardin tried standing up and hobbling away on one leg, but alas it was in vain when what felt like the force of a truck struck his good leg shattering it on impact. He fell face first trying to crawl but instead a stronger force pulled him towards a small pond.
"Glug, glug, glug." Nora said as another boom was heard.
"I think you stop predicting stuff Nora." Ren said.
"I agree with Lie Ren." Macha said.
Hansel grabbed him by his hair and proceeded to dunk his head into the water, keeping him under for twenty seconds before lifting him back up for air, "Filthy heretic." Was the last thing he heard before his head went under again.
"Well that was fun." Pyrrha said as she saw how team CRDL received their just desserts.
"Go on and give the book to Renny." Nora said as Pyrrha did so.
"Yo robots get your metals butts here and get this Mammoth purified and to the freezer." Leone said as a few AK-200 C'S riding Paladins carried the mammoth somewhere else.
"Sooo… any questions about me?" Leone asked.
"Yeah why do you look like the result of Yang and Blake having a kid?" Ruby asked as everyone looked at the three to compare.
"i knew someone would ask that." Leone sweatdroped.
Firem78910: sorry about bailing out but really i have to know how other people don't go nuts with Farseer Nora anyway Leone from Akame Ga Kill is my third wife and i know if this keeps up you'll meet the fourth wife so until then guys bye
*the battle cries of Norscan raiders and Monsters as the charge at Firem*
Firem78910: welp looks like i need to be purified... again
