Never Take Us Alive
So yeah, he looked gay, and she looked like a panda. So yeah, he had no iris and yet wasn't blind.(Tenten suspected he wore colored contacts) So yeah, she was a tomboy who played with knives (and many other sharp implements). Who the heck cared? Well, the Hyuga clan elders, for one.
They'd tried, they really had. Tenten had even put on a kimono and gone to a formal dinner where she swallowed over three hundred lightly veiled insults (and six drunken ones) to her family. They'd made promises and bent over backwards to satisfy Hyuga law. The elders just hadn't wanted to comply. "No, no, no, no!" they said. Neji must marry a clan member.
But even through it all they knew for sure that they were going to get married. And well, if the Hyuga elders didn't like that, well, screw them.
They'd run off together, that's what they'd do. With Neji's Juken and Tenten's weapons, they'd been unstoppable. And try as they might, the Hyuga clan would never take these star-crossed lovers alive. Never.
