"Hey Magnus," Alec says, walking into the living room of the flat that he shares with his colorful boyfriend.

"Hmmm...?" He answers, distracted by the magazine deftly held in his long, slender, sparkly painted fingers.

"I just looked up the definition of insanity and-"

"Alexander Gideon Lightwood! I thought we've been over this, love, you're-"

Alec laughs and sits next to the, now distressed, man on canary yellow couch. "Magnus, I know, I know, I was just curious so I looked it up and it said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, technically, Izzy and me were never insane. Granted, we're both crazy but we're not insane."

Magnus sighs, "About Isabelle... They don't think she'll recover. I mean, it's been almost two years since you got out of there and they were hoping that-"

"That through our whole twin thing she'd get better too, yeah I know. But I'm not giving up on her, just like I didn't give up on Jace, I mean, he's married to Clary now and he's still my best friend. It's like Hodge always-" Alec cuts himself off once he realizes his mistake. Magnus raises an eyebrow. "Hodge? And he is...?"

"In my mind. I forgot for a minute. But it really was good advice... 'Don't turn your back on family because they're all you have in the end.' Then of course I had to go and turn him evil in my head and-"

"You're rambling. And have you noticed that we've interrupted the other almost-"

"Every time, yeah, I've noticed." Alec interrupts with a very Magnus-like smirk.

"Oh, so that's how you want this to be." Magnus leans in, pressing his lips to Alec's.

Before another word is said, Magnus pushes Alec back so he's laying under the taller man and slips his shirt over his head. "Because if that's the case, I'm happy to oblige."


A/N: I know this is short but I promised my favorite reviewer an epilogue and, though this is completely and utterly late and probably disappointing, I try not to back out of my promises.

So Malec is living happily ever after, our lovely Isabelle is still crazy, Jace is married to that bitch Clary (I hate her) and he and Alec made up and are best friends. Alec has occasional lapses but that's just a tampered memory thing, not him believing it anymore.

And so I officially end my first ever fanfiction, I'm Not Insane, on Sunday, May 25, 2014.

With love,

Karina Ariana Rynaldee