A Christmas Special. Enjoy. It's the only one for a year.


Wario and Gannondorf were sitting on the couch in the living room, when the door was getting knocked on.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Silence

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Silence, again

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"For the Love of… It's Jd open the door!" Jd yelled at the door.

"Why should we? Because of you we got our house blown up!" Wario yelled.

"FINE! I'll open it myself." Jd said

"Did we ever give him a key?" Roy asked

"Where did you come from?!" Gannondorf asked.

"Well let me tell you about the "Birds and the Bees."

Suddenly they heard the revving of a chainsaw.

"IS HE INSANE?!" Roy yelled running up the steps.

"We will unlock the door!" Gannondorf said. "Just don't hurt us!"

As soon as the door opened they saw a collection of Horror movie characters.

"OH GOD!" Link who was just walking down the steps said in shock.

"Nice one Jd now take the Freddy mask off." Wario said. He pulled, it didn't come off.

"Are you under the Jason mask?" He asked pulling and sure enough it didn't come off. So what did they do next? They shut the door closed and set up a barrier. That's when The Ice Climbers came downstairs and Wario took their hammers and used them to nail the door shut.

"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" Nana yelled as she attacked Wario with what Popo likes to call, her "Feet of Rage."

"Horror movie…Attacked…Jd…Out…Save Us…..Keep in." Wario said taking heavy breaths.

Popo laughed small and let it progress to full out hilarity.

"Jd is still asleep. Those people outside are props. Rose just set you up good. Just in time for the holidays." Popo managed to get out.

Suddenly everything and everyone froze. Nobody could move but they could talk and it made a foul sound.

"What happened!" Game and Watch yelled as she saw the whole crew was assembled in a dark room.

"I don't know…" Tabuu said, not able to move himself.

"MAGIC!" The house yelled.

"I need to find some quarters. Stupid pay-to-type machine."

Silence was in the dark room.

"So anyone watch Iron Man?" Falco asked

"It was an OK movie. You didn't miss much." Sonic responded.

"What do you mean! It was a great movie!" Snake said

"I don't know…"Kirby started before being interrupted by Luigi

"Good casting, good acting what else could you want!"

Suddenly the whole place broke out into argument. But nobody moved. Because they couldn't.

"I'm back!"

"Good now let me move!" Roy yelled

"I've got a cramp god damn it!" Captain Falcon said

"No, I think I will leave you like this for a few hours."

"WHAT!"


What will happen to the smashers?
Will they overcome boredom?
Why do I keep breaking the 4
th wall?
The answers to the first 2 questions, below.


"You ready?"

"YES!" Everyone boomed

All of a sudden everyone was where they were and they could move again.

"Awkward." Rose said as she continued to wrap gifts for Christmas and check the cameras to check on her prank.

"Well let's see. I got Toon Link a SNES. He missed that thing ever sense he set off the bomb."

Suddenly a red light flashed in all the rooms.

"What!" Pit yelled.

"It's Happening now of all times!" Samus reacted.

"Jd. Get the assist trophies." Ike demanded the man.

"Ok."

When everyone got outside a giant snowball was rolling their way.

"Release the trophies!" R.O.B said

"But…" Jd started before being interrupted by Wolf.

"NOW!"

The trophies were released. Samurai Goro, Kat, Ana, The exitebikes, and Gray Fox all appeared.

"This time of the year, huh?" Kat questioned as she grabbed her sword ready for action.

"It's got a force of 35,000. Attack from the outside left pivot……..NOW!" Falco yelled.

Everyone released their final smash at Falco's word, Rose started to use judo to kick the snowball, and Jd constantly punched. After about 5 minutes the ball exploded decorating all the houses on the block with Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanza decorations.

"Umm I hate to be the one to ask this but," Jd began. "How does a snowball decorate a whole block when exploded?"

Everyone decided to ask the one man of knowledge, Tabuu.

Link turned on the TV and requested a feed to subspace and awaited Tabuu.

"I still don't think Iron Man is that bad of a movie." Luigi said.

"He didn't miss anything!!!" Sonic said spacing his words out.

"So what do you need?!" Tabuu yelled from the microwave instead of the TV, scaring the smashers.

"Yes, how come that, snowball comes and decorates houses?" Jd asked the strangely transparent man.

"Umm…. Well…. You see….LAMP!" Tabuu started then yelled only to cut off the feed.

"Well I'm going back to my room." Rose said.

"Me too." Roy said and one by one everyone left until it was only Mario and Samus left in the lobby. Mario sighed deeply.

"What is it Mario?" Samus asked.

"Well…it's just…I wonder what it is like to be bound by the actual rules of life."

"What do you mean?"

"Think. All our life someone has controlled us to make us do whatever they wanted to and nobody suffers unless they wanted them to."

"Let me show you something." Samus said as she went to get a list of explosions that has occurred in the house.

"How many explosions are on that list?" Mario questioned

"I believe it's over 15,000." Samus responded. "If we were bound by the rules of life we would be dead. So stop complaining and live life as it goes."

"Who are you and what have you done with Samus?!" Mario yelled at the so called imposter.

"What, I can't be the optimist some times?"

"Let me think……NO!" Mario said as he walked away in a rage.

"Wow." Samus thought to herself as she left.

"Is he on to me? Nah Pit's the only intelligent one. Well. Eleven more words till 1000. Oh wow three. YAY 1000!"

"Who are you talking to?" Pit questioned.

"BACK MY PUPPET! BACK!"

"Weirdo."


It was Christmas Day in 5 minutes and Toon Link couldn't sleep.

"Hey Young Link."

"Yeah Toon."

"Want to go sneak a peek at our presents?" He asked.

"Can I use bombs?"

"I guess if we get caught. But that's not a reason to get caught!"

"Well what are you waiting for?" They heard from a voice behind them.

"Jd?" Toon Link asked without turning his head.

"Yep. Don't worry Rose is asleep so you shouldn't get caught. Just be cautious." He warned as he went to his room.

In about 10 minutes, the usual commute, they were at the tree.

"Ok. How do we peek?" Toon Link asked.

"Watch and learn." Young Link said carefully tearing a piece of the paper when he sensed someone's presence.

"What are you doing?!" Rose yelled in their ears.

"Umm…Bomb time?" Young Link asked.

"Screw, Bomb Time. Every man for himself!" Toon Link responded as he started to run only to be captured by Rose. Young Link didn't make it far either. Rose grabbed duct tape and stripped it across their mouths and tied them to the tree with rope.


"Woah!" Cloud said as he went downstairs to see the 2 younger Links tied to the tree.

To make a long story short they opened their gifts and the Links and Jd were attacked all day for being naughty.


"So we wish you all a Merry Christmas." Roy said to the carolers. (A/N You guys. I can't write directly like that. I have to work on it.)

"Feliz Navidad." X said.

"Wesołych Świąt" Lyn said.

"Merry Fucking Christmas." Captain Falcon said gaining the attention of everyone.

"I'll just tie myself to the tree." He said.

"That's too good for you!" Rose said.

"Please have Mercy!!!"


DONE! 3 days worth of work done.

I have what 1321 words now.

A lot More than usual.

So Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, And have a nice Kwanza!

Magic Kid

1. Sleepy.

2. Lunar Magic Time!

3. Time to relax.