A/N:

Hey what's up! I've been busy doing homework and trying to get rid of my ahem.. acne. Yes, the stage of puberty and the worse. Stupid acne so I'm trying to find ways to get rid of it. If you want, help me with it and I'll try to update more! On with the story and thnx to who all reviewed. I love you guys!

How To Piss Off the Akatsuki

(I spelled it right this time!)

Sakura ran to the living room where Itachi was talking to Kisame. Kisame was sprawled over the couch and Deidara was on the other side waiting for their plan to happen. Sakura dashed to Itachi and 'accidentally' pushed him to Kisame. Their lips connected and you could just hear the loud smack. Deidara made a face of shock and got up.

"I knew you were gay, Itachi, un. All this time I knew it!" Deidara pointed accusingly. Itachi got up and glared his infamous glare.

"I'm not!" Itachi growled out.

"Uh-huh!" Sakura said and Itachi averted his glare to the pinkette.

"You were the one that caused this!"

"Uh…Umm.. Come on Deidara!" Sakura yelled and dragged Deidara.

"SAKURA!"

"I'm going to lock myself in my closet now," Kisame muttered and walked off.

"As it you can fit in it, Shark-fat!" Itachi yelled to Kisame.

Sakura was fixing Konan's hair for awhile. While Konan was spacing out, Sakura immediately started to mess with her hair. Then Sakura made a dash out of the room. Konan sensing that Sakura was not with her grabbed a mirror and looked at herself. She gasped at the sight and angrily stood up.

"Sakura, why did you give me a perm?"

"Not my fault! I thought you would look better with it!"

"I look like a freaking blueberry!"

"What's up with your hair, un?" CRASH!

"I'm not paying that!" Sakura yelled.

Deidara got out a 50 cent coin and was flipping it in the air. Sakura was chewing gum when she took the gum out her mouth, took the coin from midair, and placed the gum on the coin. She put the coin in the middle of the hallway and left.

Kakuzu was silently walking with his money in his hand when he spotted something shiny. He stopped midstep and looked down. His eyes turned into hearts to what he saw. 50 cent coin! Kakuzu bent down and tried to pick up the coin, but it stayed in place. He kept trying to get it, but he miserably failed. It looked like he had a constipated face on.

Kisame was walking by when he saw Kakuzu trying to get the coin. Kisame looked at the coin for a minute and picked it up easily. He put it in his pocket and walked away. Kakuzu watched with a horrified face. "Kisame give me that coin you stealer!"

"Blackjack don't take back, loser!"

Itachi accidentally fell asleep with his door open. Sakura came in with a mask and straddled Itachi's waist. Feeling the extra weight, Itachi cracked an eye open. Sasuke's face with the fake sharingan was in front of him. Itachi accidentally yelled and tackled 'Sasuke'. Itachi held a kunai against 'his' throat.

Itachi activated his sharingan and saw Sakura's chakra. "Sakura, why the hell did you do that!" he demanded. There was a poof and in Sakura's place was a bunny. "SAKURA!"

Deidara snickered as he set his plan to work. Sakura was leaning against the doorframe watching him do what he did. "He is going to be in for a big surprise when he gets back from his mission," Sakura nodded her head.

"Let's go I'm done, un," Deidara replied as he wiped away sweat from his forehead.

1 week later…..

BOOM! SCREECH! CRACKLE! SCREAM!

"Deidara!"

"I'm innocent Sasori no Danna!"

Sakura hid her right hand behind her back. It was cloaked with a kitty paw print. Kisame came in sight and Sakura went up to straight up to Kisame and smacked him. It left a kitty paw with permanent ink.

Meanwhile…

SMACK!

Deidara had smacked Hidan with a puppy paw print glove with blue permanent ink.

"DEIDARA/SAKURA!"

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Okay I gotta stop right here because I have to do things. (watch clannad) I have to read (fanfiction) and do projects (idk) so review plz!