So I've decided to try and write this chapter. NOTE: Madara might be a little out of character, and he IS Tobi. It will be explained sooner or later.

On we go!

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Sakura POV*

"M-Madara… Uchiha?" I gasped out, obviously shocked. I mean, this guy was like, 107 years old! AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN' GOD OF SEX!

'Damn straight he does. I'm glad you are finally realizing true sexiness when you see it. HOLY FUCKING SHIT- THIS SEX GOD'S GOING TO BE YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME!' Inner was happy, as it appears.

"Yep~ we're gonna be partners from now on, Saku-chan!" Madara purred, latching onto my arm and rubbing his face in my neck.

Can you say weirdo?

'HE-HE-HE'S SO SEXY AND KAWIIIIIIIII!' My inner- the little bitch- gushed.

'Not helping!' I shouted at her.

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"We getta share a room, too!" Madara cheered, not looking up from rubbing his face in the crook of my neck. My fists started to shake by my sides as I closed my eyes.

'10,' I started counting down to control my anger.

'9,' Madara didn't seem to notice my growing agitation.

"We get to go on missions together and be together 24/7!"

'5,'

"We can go to hot springs together, and share hotel rooms!"

'4,'

"It's gonna be so much fun! Oh, and when we kill blood will be all over us, so off course we'll have to-"

'3,'

"Get naked and take a shower together~!"

'2,'

"We can have sex when we're in the shower, won't that be fun~!"

'1!' "PERVERT!" And so I kicked the man where the sun don't shine. So yeah, counting down wont help when the announce is still talking.

I looked towards Pein who was covering his mouth with his hand and trying not to look at Madara. I could tell he was hiding a grin behind that hand.

"I refuse to share a room with this- this pedophile!" I shouted, pointing towards the powerful evil leader that had been taken down by a foot, the same powerful evil leader who was clutching his crotch and rolling around on the floor like a baby. He seemed to pop up at my calling him a pedo.

"B-But Sakura-chan, I'm not a pedophile! Don't mistake me for Orochimaru!" He whined.

An aching pain started in my neck, and I had to quickly reach up to cover the curse mark. It seemed the name of the bastard that gave me a cursed hickey activated said hickey.

And fuck! It hurt.

Madara and Pein's eyes widened when they caught a glimpse of the mark, and both rushed over.

"That ass-turd! I knew he got Sasu-gay, but Sakura too?" Madara growled, now turning serious. That's new.

"Uh…" I didn't really know what to say. I just hope they don't assume I'm working for Oro-pedo and kick me out or kill me like Tsunade.

"Sakura and Madara, I think you two have a mission." The pain from my neck went away and I moved my hand back to my side, looking up at Pein with wide eyes. So they weren't going to kill me or kick me out or hurt me in any way? SWEET!

"Find Orochimaru and kill him. Set out whenever."

Wow. So this is how the great leader of Akatsuki assigns his evil minions missions? Just by saying what they do and telling them to leave whenever? I expected more from the most evil gang of weirdos.

Oh well, take whatcha get and you don't throw a fit, right?

"YAY~"

Wait, I have to be with this pervert.

God, kill me.

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Okay, so it's short. Yeah. Sorry. Hey, at least it's a chapter.