(Before we begin, the author would like to say that in pirate, wench just means young woman, 'kay?)
Argh me hearties! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate day, so climb the riggin's, host the sails and drink some rum!
If you REALLY wanted to know, Britain is sitting here in his old pirate outfit (and yes, that includes the hat and eye patch) laughing and shouting as he types.
What are you doing, wee scrawny rabbit.
Hey Britain! I'm a Flying Mint Bunny!
Ah, sorry matey! Let's set this ship afloat, and blast those damned Spaniards to kingdom come!
… Aye aye, Ca'in?
The-goddamn-Iron-girl
London: GOD. *headdesks* I've spent too much time with this one. Sorry... Love you, nii- Antonia Stark and Victoria Kirkland (Toni/Iron Girl and London)
Toni: Not that I don't mind.
London: I WAS NOT FANGIRLING. THAT IS UNDIGNIFIED.
Toni: Rright... ((YES! Fangirls unite! *DoctorWhoBrofist* Did you see the new episode, Dinosaurs on a Spaceship? I loved it!)) HEY! Flying Ming Bunny, why are you taking her side! I'm not mental!
London: Yes you are, see you soon England nii-chan!
Toni: I'm NOT! All right, bye! Doctor Who forever!
NIKOLA TESLA IS BADASS-
chan- STOP INTERRUPTING ME, TONI!
NEVER!
Argh, wench, ya should fear the mighty Lord of the oceans! And ya supposed to be helpin' with meriggings. Get down 'ere now!
Personally, I think you're all mental. :) And fangirling.
Greece's kitty
kitty: you killed nikos kitty!?*runs for dear life**
2p greece:*eye twitch*...*eyes turn red*
mytilini:*gets the popcorn*
2p greece: actually, anglia, you took statues from athens and featured them in your museum. and nomatter how much my stupid counterpart asks for them back. you dont return them. i suppose ill have to resolve this problem my self.*cracks knucles* my, what fun this will be. hehehehehehehe...*starts beating up england *
(iggy is actually one of my favorite characters, so im sorry i keep killing him in my comments)
mytilini: hahahaha! *gives 2p greece chainsaw*
2p greece:*sadistic smile* kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol- sorry i belive my allie is rubbing off on me.
BEGONE FOUL BEASTS AND NE'ER RETURN! ARRRGH!
Oh, and he's running at you with THAT cutlass again. Fun times.
And walk the plank!
*face plant* was that really necessary, captain.
Aye, it's always bloody necessary, first mate Bunny! Remember that!
Sophia Griffin
:P I will not stop whining, because I can and it's fun to make ya mad XD Oh duh! Welshman! From Wales! derp. XD Rome, my great granddad? Hmmmmmmm... I dunno I guess. How'd ya figure that out? Thinking about the family tree just gives me a serious (forgive my rude terminology) Mind Fuck XD Anyone who isn't a direct relative I don't think of as really related to me. Even though technically we're all related. :P I also will usually never call you by your proper name, but I will stop calling you Iggy for the time being. Don't call me a git, you idiot. . *mutters* I am not a git... *back to normal* Ahem, uhm, yaaaaay scones! :D Ahhhhhh this is so random -
Stop whining, you scurvy wench.
Where is that blighter?!
Britain is currently mentally incapacitated, so I guess I'll answer. You call Britain Dad, Rome is the Grandfather/cradle of Europe, so he's your grandfather too!
Extended family's a bugger. Sail out and make 'em walk the plank! Down with the Spaniards, me hearties!
My… Name… Is… Captain Kirkland! You will remember that, wench!
It should probably be noted that he's pointing his cutlass at the fun with that!
Guest
England, Bunny, & England's brothers, Hello! My name is Leo et Lab, but you may call me Rachel instead. This is my first time on your blog, Arthur, but I'm enjoying myself; many of the comments are very entertaining! Anyways , I have some questions I would like to ask all of you... To the one and only England: My aunt studied at the University of England a long time ago, so she knows quite a few recipes of yours. One of which she introduced to me and my family, a dessert called bread pudding? It was really delicious and I loved it truly, but why is it called bread pudding? And what other desserts do you have at your home? (Tip: If your brothers are visiting you, you should keep at least one window in the house open so that Flying Mint Bunny can escape to safety!) Last, but definitely not least, Bunny: I'm so glad that you're feeling better! Wales certainly did a number on you from what it sounds like. I also have a few questions for you as well! Was taking care of Arthur hard work, especially with his brothers and France all around him (not to mention the viking attacks)? Have you ever met Wales' dragon, and if so, what is he/she like? Best wishes,
Rachel
LeL
(The author states before we start, I'm saving the rest of this for when the brothers bring sanity back next chapter.)
Glad to see you're enjoying my blog, wench. Now come 'elp me with me ship. We're sailing to the New World via Spain! Man the cannons and draw on the reserves!
Ya start with bread, ya stupid woman. Rip up the bread and add the rest! Ya making me hungry for foreign blood! But, aye, we have desserts. Eaton Mess, Spotted Dick, crumbles and trifle! All served with custard!
Is it just me, or is there something REALLY odd about a pirate giving dessert advice to some random stranger via internet. And THAT is a good idea. I'll tell him in the morning, thanks!
Thank you! Unfortuantly, there's another conference coming up soon… :( Britain's always hard work, but so cute.
I heard that, rabbit.
Aye, cap'in. The dragon is scary, and so many invasion! *cries* with them and the civil wars, he was always hurt…
Stop crying, wench-rabbit. Today be fun!
Aye, aye cap'in. *sigh* How long does this go on for… -_-
Springirth Dale
Aha. Woah...2Ps are dangerous... Well uhh...yeah. Sorry...For some reason, I like your siblings. ...He is just that clever. Ahh...Then what do you think about Wales? Goodbye. P.S. Flying Mint Bunny, you're cute!
It's him...It's okay, I can understand why you weren't able to update.
I think he's...at the airport and currently deciding on who to visit *cough*whotomesswith*cough*...
And maybe he'd visit your place. So I just warned you just in case.
I'll destroy that bloody frog after I've dealt with that Spaniard and his petty armarda…
*manic laughter on Britian's part* Wow… This is new.
They'll walk the plank and never see thar light of day!
Hong Kong…
*he's grinning evilly* … I'd really watch out for traps, if I were you. Use the second floor windows – he always forgets them, and forgets what he's set when he gets like this.
Wales is the bastard child of a once great woman! I'll pound his face into the dust!
Thanks… *nervous laugh* Oh, Britain… I've seen you cry over your brothers being so cruel, and then you go do this…
FlyingLikeAButterfly
Hello England! :D
Sorry for messing up the names.. :P
Watermelon in tea? I'll try that one day.
Anyway it's actually sometimes gets colder here then in England. Who would have though? The temperature generally fluctuates in the afternoon. In the mornings it is very cold. The highest it's been in the past few days is 24 degrees (this is in Melbourne, I can't speak for the others) even though it's spring here and Autumn (am I right?) in England. In Canberra they have been getting some negative temperatures. :(
I was watching the news and apparently in Australia we have kangaroos jumping on the streets.
Well for the tests I found out that I actually had 4. I think I did alright on the Chinese one, not too bad on the maths, okay in science and alright in the English ones (it's a writing task so it depends of the teacher finds my story interesting and for the other one a good argument). But I can't really say anything until I get the results back.
I though I rarely used Australian slang but I do, things like calling McDonald's Maccas and I call jandel's thongs. Apart from those I don't really use any other Australian slang terms. I actually recently found out that 'fair dinkum' means true, real or genuine. I don't have much of an accent either neither do my friends.
Bye bye! (sorry this is so long) :{D
Argh, wench. If ya were a man ya'd be drinking rum in ya tea!
And that's a REALLY good idea… NOT!
The changes are hazy, and I know that, wench! I've sailed all the seven seas on me good ship Lady Jane!
Arrgh, tests. Join the pirates, and never sit another! And they al speak funny thar!
Qualeshia Marshall
*Rings doorbell then runs to hid behind bushes. England walks out looking around to see, who rang the door bell. Stands up and throws the first egg* ATTACK! LET'S WASTE THIS FOOL! *starts fucking England up with eggs, toilet paper, and hamburgers* DUDES, GET THE FLOUR AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP *throws flour on England then pour on the syrup* YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, *grabs Flying Mint Bunny, covers her in chocolate and flour* To the writer, thank you and see ya! * watches England try to catch up but he ends up falling*
PRUSSIA, DENMARK, LET'S RUN LIKE HELL! *all at the same time* FUCK YOU ENGLAND *then laughs while running away*
You'll pay for that, wench…
Yuck! All sticky! Oh, looks like I'm commentating.
Well, Britain is now on his feet, chasing you with his cutlass and pistol! He's shooting at Prussia and Denmark, and has caught up by swinging though the trees! He's used his cutlass to pin Prussia to a tree, and has shot Denmark in the foot! Now, he's running at him, and knocks him unconscious with a well aimed blow to the head! Watch out, Qua! He's coming for you, and pulling rope from his bag! In one swift movement, he ties you to a tree, and walks off.
Total victory to the blue corner!
BlackBloodOnWhiteSnow
HI THERE!
I actually have nothing to say...it's like writer's block but only a reader's block...
so just..I don't know..tell me funny stories about other countries? or write random things to me...
so...byebye...
Well, heartie. There was this one time when Prussia and I were sailing the Caspian Sea, lookin' for Spain and the frog. Now, on this trip we ran out of rum. So, we stopped off in Russia for some. Russia is a big country, but we found that asleep country on the shore, ripped off his coat and took his vodka! He didn't see us, and didn't chase. Nobody ever caught us, and we still 'ave the bottles to prove it!
So that's where you went. Your mother would be horrified. And HOW did you get the Lady Jane to the Caspian sea?! It's INLAND!
(the author says no, she does not know where this came from either)
kuroiyou63
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggghh hhhhhhhttt... your food is brilliant...
Fine Mr. "my food is brilliant". tell me.
Do you or do you not like sherlock holmes?
He's british right?
Louse infested biscuits, aye? Come hither to the Good Ship Lady Jane, and let ma teach ya 'bout good food!
Aye, what of 'im?
Normally, Britain would be obsessing. You caught him at a bad time, it seems. Sorry.
Bodesciakirkland
Hello! England it been a long time since I've seen little pup. It's your beloved mummsie, who has come to see you. Don't get so lovey dovey with me either...all I did was want to check on my sweetie. Mummsie has questions for you. 1. What have you been up to exactly and who is this rumor adopted son/brother of yours? 2. How are your brothers, my scones recipe, and your magic going along? 3. Are you dating any one right now...if so you will let me know about her...right? 4. Have you been worried about your sweet mummy...well have you? I really miss you though. I hope you get back to me because I worry about you and your brothers all the time. I am so sorry for not being near you during certain times. Please forgive your dear mummy.
Argh, it's nay… What the bloody hell are you doing here?!
His Mrs Britannia! It seems you've managed to get him out of pirate mode for a few moments, so congratulations!
I don't need checking on. I'm not a bloody infant.
He's no brother of mine. He stopped being so when he betrayed me.
He's had… 235? Think that's right. Of which were you asking, and I'll pass the message on when he's not crying.
…
…
He's stopped now, but I'll give it a few hours. He's back to pirate, right, cap'in?
Aye, aye, First Mate Bunny! The boys are coming for rum and scones next week, ya can ask 'em then! Ma magic's on hald whilst I deal with the Spaniard and the Frog, but it's good.
There was one wench I saw about 400-450 years 'go. She was a creep, sayin' we war married when we warn't.
'Course I haven't, mamá.
Great, you've gone through pirate, post-revolutionary, normal and now you're on French. He was really worried for a while, but was then occupied with being beaten up. You called at a bad time. Sorry, Miss! And I'm sure he forgives you… *glares at him*
Watch out Spaniard! Captain Kirkland is on your case!
(the author says… No, I do not know what happened. Prussians and Danes were harmed in the making of this post, as well as the occasional reviewer. Next time, the brothers are on.
(Oh, and the person who can find my historical reference (it appears multiple times) which is not directly concerned with war, battles, the revolutionary war or rivalries AND the reference to a video game, giving me the historical event/period, and the name of the series the game is from can have a prize… Not thought of one yet.
(And remember, I cannot promise that any submitted by review end up in the chapter
(Next time: the brothers are back with vengeance).
