Disclaimer: disgaea isn't mine. nothing about it is mine. hokay onto the next chapter!


Chapter 9

The rain beat down on the window as a warm fire was lighting up the dim room. A blonde cleric walked into the room with a tray of hot chocolate and bon bons. She set the tray on the table next to the giant, crimson bed. On the bed was Flonne and Rozalin, on the floor– Etna, and Tink was seated in a large, red chair across from the bed. All three girls were clad in silk, sexy pajamas gowns, probably given to them by Tink.

"Oh thank God! The chocolates here!" Etna purred while hopping off of the floor and running towards the cleric. "Thanks so much! We really needed this!" she said in between mouthfuls of chocolate.

"Well, Flonne, you never finished your story! What happened next?" Rozalin asked as Flonne passed a cup of hot chocolate to her.

"Uhm, that when I slapped him right across the face! Then Etna and I ran for it. Haha. By the way, Tink, this really is wonderful! Thank you for treating us to this. You sure do know how to win a girls heart!" Flonne drowsily said. Both Rozalin and Flonne had been crying for about an hour until this time, so they were basically drunk off of chocolate by now. If it wasn't for Tink, Etna would have pulled out the liquor for the two heart broken girls and they probably would have been literally drunk.

"Man, am I tired. Tired of GUYS that is." Rozalin said while lazily hugging Flonne.

Etna pounced on the bed, curling up in a ball at Rozalin's feet. "So Rozy, Adell was really kissing Friday?!"

"No, that's not what happened!" Tink interrupted. He seemed very annoyed by the girls right now. It's ironic how he should be happy right now since there were three scantily-clad, beautiful girls hugging each other and laying in his bed. Yet, he couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach about the whole situation. He felt like he was babysitting. "Friday has loved Adell zince zey were children. SHE kissed HIM, thinking that Rozalin and Adell had broken up. It wasn't Adell's fault."

"HAH! Yeah right! He enjoyed every second of that kiss and I know it!" Rozalin threw her empty cup at Tink. She missed, and the cup shattered against the wall. Flonne and Etna laughed obnoxiously at Rozalin's bad aim. "Hahahah! Look at me, the gunner, throwing a cup and missing! Hahahaha what is wrong with me? Haha!" Rozalin collapsed laughing.

Etna laughed so hard that she snorted. "Gosh, I just don't know! I think you two are so heart broken that you're delirious!"

"Well then how does that explain YOU?" Flonne giggled.

"Simple: it's contagious!" Etna snorted again.

The girls sat in the bed laughing hysterically while Tink sunk in his chair, bored out of his mind. "Will you girls just BE QUIET?! I am trying to read over here! GOODNESS!" Tink stopped talking when he heard the doorbell ring. "I'LL GET IT!" he ran out of the room as fast as he could. He would take any distraction to get away from the looney girls.

Tink walked to the front door and opened it, relieved to see Adell and Laharl standing in the doorway, completely drenched. "Thank GOD you boys came back for zem! Zese girls, zey are driving me mad! Zey are drunk with sadness! Please, come in!"

Adell walked in and glared at Tink. "Tink, I'm glad you're being so nice, but I don't know if I can forgive you for taking Rozalin away from me! I love her! I know you do too! But I'm just here to make sure that if she leaves me for you, that she really loves you; more than she loves me, okay?"

Tink stared at Adell as if he was crazy. "Take her away from you? Adell, my friend, you have zis all wrong! Rozalin confided in me zat she needed a place to go away zo she could think things through BECAUSE she loves you zo much! I told her zat my castle is always open to her. Apparently, Flonne and Etna took zat as an invitation az well.. But zey are welcome here, as are you two."

That is when Rozalin walked up behind Tink, her pajama gown falling off of her shoulders. "Looky looky what Etna found, Tink!" She tripped over her words as she showed Tink a bottle of liquor. "Hahahaha it's a party now!" Rozalin wrapped her arms around Tink's neck and started to fall to the ground.

"Oh my GOD, what did I tell you girls? NO LIQUOR! Oh my word, what iz happened to you?!" Tink grabbed the bottle out of Rozalin's hand as she said a few mumbled complaints about Tink being 'no fun' then stumbled out of the room. Adell and Laharl's jaws were by their feet at this point.

Laharl ran up to Tink and put his sword to Tink's neck, "I swear to God, if you TOUCHED Flonne I will slit your throat!"

"Yeah, and what is Rozalin wearing? And drinking?! What have you done to them!?" Adell yelled. But he couldn't help a laugh escape from his lips. Seeing Rozalin drunk was the funniest thing he had ever seen. Laharl saw that Adell laughed and he started laughing a little too. Before they knew it, the three boys were laughing hysterically. It must be the castle– what a funny atmosphere.

"Listen, I did not touch zem. But we better go zee what ze damage iz." Tink laughed as Laharl put his sword back into his cape.

When the boys walked into the room, they saw a hysterical sight: Flonne was looking down her own shirt saying "I can't BELIEVE Laharl says I'm flat-chested! I do too have a chest! It's just medium sized! You can't tell though because of my clothes! But geez, what does he want from me?! To she them off like Rozalin?!"

Rozalin was hanging off of the bed upside down. She looked at Flonne when she said her name but instead of being insulted, she started laughed and fell on her head.

"Yeah.. Hahaha" Flonne continued, "I'm not as big a Rozalin, but at least I'm not as small as ETNA! Hahaha!"

Etna was sprawled across Tink's chair and started laughing, "It's true! HAHAHAH!"

The boys felt the awkwardness of it all and started to back up from the room. Tink closed the door behind them.

"YOU GOT FLONNE DRUNK?!" Laharl began to yell.

"Relax!" Tink said, "I tried to ztop zem from drinking, you fool! We better leave them alone until morning. You two are welcome to stay here"

But before the guys could protest, Rozalin opened the door. "Adell!? Oh my God, Flonne, Etna! Look who came to party with us?! The ASSHOLES!"

Etna ignored Rozalin, but Flonne, however, ran to the door. "Oh, don't make me puke! Rozalin shut the door, we don't need them ruining our good time!"

Adell and Tink held Laharl back and began dragging him to another room as he yelled, "who do you think you're talking to!? YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"

"Watch me!" Flonne winked and shut the door. Adell knew that it was going to be a loooong night.

Fin (of chapter nine)


Tell me about it, stud. (wow.. grease flashback there.. sorry about that folks!)

But sorry if this is getting too weird for you.. it gets better in the next chapter, i promise! and i think there are only going to be 2 or 3 more chapters then i'll be done. i pinky promise.