Chapter 9 Possessed Paula..

W..What? Oh wait why am I moving? Was I sleepwalking? Oh silly Paula you've seen yourself asleep literally before why would you sleep walk now? W... What was that! I am the little possessing ghost made by the icy touch of another ghost. Oh so that status effect was true!

My body was moving unnaturally...N...Ne..ness... No one can save you now girl. Hah when we sleep I'll-. The last rest you take will tear you apart.

"Hey Ness?" my body says.

"Yeah Paula?" Ness replies just as I pass out my body was caught by him.

"I..I love you," she sweetly says blushing then gets knocked out. "Lets go to sleep."

"Oh okay!" Ness hurriedly carrying her... me like a princess to a nearby hotel.

Now my plan will come into fruition Paula. At the middle of the night I, or should I say You will seduce Ness, and my honey and I will go set off the next step of our plan.

"N... Ness? Why don't you go and lay down with me tonight ok?" She says dreamily. "Sorry but I'm not wearing any underwear though ok? But I'll still LOVE it if you made a move on me on "accident"." she says. I see his face... Ness I thought I KNEW you... Aww what at least I get to get him closer to you Paula. WHAT! You're going to kill him! Yeah right! Oh and don't even think of letting Beatrix out on me. I deactivated her functions for the day.

It wakes him up at midnight and then a woman (who looked like she was in her 20's though looked pale and had a cold touch just like the other dead around here) might've been a zombie, but she seemed so.. Living... She is standing at a hotel room door. Then, "Hey kid you wanna see somethin' that'll help you on a quest if you happen to ever go on one," she asks.

"Hey Ness I feel we should trust this lady, " Paula says.. I mean my body says. Oh how I hated it when Ness nodded in agreement. She showed us to the room and soon we blacked out. Later, we're at a dark prison. I see the possessing ghost fly out of the prison door.

"Hey Beatrix, Exit Mouse you guys are okay?" Ness asks. "P..Paula? You were possessed?!"... Finally. At that same moment a little green ...creature jumps out of my head and hugs Exit Mouse. "Oh Arthur keep me safe you hunk!"... Ok gross. "Don't worry Cutie I'll keep ya safe."

"Yeah... I'll see if my telepathy will reach anyone. I will message a friend we have never met before." I say before sending a message to the next of the Chosen Four.. His name was Jeff. "Jeff. You don't know me.. You are a part of four kids we only have two, we need you Genius."

Jeff...

"WAKE UP!" Tony says. I jump and say a joke about me being a kangaroo.

"Hah or a cat! Get it? Scardey-cat? You know how cats are so jumpy... and stuff"

"Yeah good joke Tony." boy that... boy had so much talent, though little knowledge on how to use his comedic talent to the limit. I had a dream last night... Of a girl and a boy both trapped in a underground prison cell, a door compromised of only really stained steel, the prison itself made of limestone pure limestone, the girl sending a message to me, a boy (supposedly Ness) sitting in a corner playing Earth Bound on a Nintendo Entertainment System and now I am very puzzled about how he got to get a TV in a prison cell in Threed filled with exactly 2,370 living and undead population, population undead 257 and a third, living population 2,112 and two thirds if you count the woman that captured Ness and Paula while Paula was possessed by a little possessing ghost that had tricked Ness into falling into the hands of the said Zombie Woman and oh I should probably stop now, the last time I did these things the connection to every minor detail process lasted two days for one class and that was Math! Get it... because Math's so sim-. Oh nevermind it's just that I know I have to save Paula and Ness, and Tony and his birthday cookies are gonna help me get outta this school.. Too bad paradise I'm going to have to leave for the greater good today.

"What Jeff? Oh ok I think I had the same dream too! Paula was telling me I had to help you get out of the school so you could save the world and stuff!" Tony says after I explain my dream.. "The hard thing will be getting out of the school. I know our teacher would help us out though!"

"So Tony does that mean to …. DA-da-da DA-da-da Daaaaaaa! MAXWELL LABS home to the great Professor Maximinimum Maxwell one of the only people who actually interacted with my father Dr. Andonuts past the insults and has stayed his friend for years!" I welcome the great Prof. Maxwell the greatest professor ever to walk the World of Mother. Tony and I go downstairs to greet a few of our fellow chaps who happen to wake up early too, and as a going away present... Tony gives me all of his Birthday cookies... oh what a loving friend! That's one advantage of having a future lab assistant best friend. The others being kinda weird...But hey I get a cookie he keeps staying at this school (because he actually has pretty bad grades compared to me) so I am saving his hide because being the best friend of the smartest kid in school really has it's perks. Now we're in Maxwell Labs.

"Hey Prof. Maxwell soo umm I need to get out right now as I am being called by a telepathic babe and a Psychokinetic bro who both need my help to get outta prison K?"
"Let me guess the zombie prison in Threed right Mr. Actually North Donates Orangutans Not Under Tank Submission!"

"Wow you're good Prof.!"

" I have ways.."

"So guys umm can we get out sooner or later?" Asks Tony.

"Oh yeah! Sorry Tony but good bye!"

"WAIT!... You forgot the pickel... I mean key"

"Oh yeah... it. It's bent... in a 740 degree angle.. how do you … expect a kid like me to fix THAT!"

" Oh just try it it may work!"

"Or fail horribly and spontaneously combust into the Great Evil Jeff is fighting and destroy us..." Tony adds talking about how low the odds are it'll work.

"Who cares about the odds! Lets go Tony!" I deny Tony's logic and we go to the lockers. We try opening one and... Oh ok Tony that was good... the door didn't explode... Now we go back to Prof. Maxwell. "Ah I expected it not to work (really?) so here kids!" He says as he passes us a Bad Key Machine. We use the bad key Machine on the lockers and get a Holmes Hat, a Spyglass, a Pop gun, and a Broken Air Gun. I equip the Holmes hat and start feeling really observative. I equip the Spyglass and start being able to spy on enemy's health and a brief description of them. I equip the Pop Gun and then I start being able to shoot enemies with short, but strong blasts of air. Now time to exit the school.

"So I guess this is goodbye for.. now Jeff. I... feel like.. I... I just met you. I think I will be a great help to you later in your quest." Tony says goodbye.

Tony.. Sorry goodbye friend but I have a date with Destiny... or that girl in the cafe I befriended.. In that Threed place... awesome... She's sooo smart.. I like her lots and lots..

Poo and his Mu chapter 5

Ok Fa.. I mean Master is my only family member.. I hope he can tell me about Mom one day.. I really really hope that we can do that one day... And my younger sister is starting to grow some things on her chest area... Actually they've been there but... they're growing bigger... I think my sister is "developing" I kinda not really sorta... notice at bath time.

End.

Jeff's Adventure starts!

Wow Poo is developing some strange feelings.. Well then again he has a little sis he needs to be taking care of *spoiler* She's actually his future wife she's actually 14, she's just short (and is very uneducated) *End Spoiler* and a future wife to be worrying about too. Wait... Oh I just spoiled who his wife is...

Flare: STUUUUUPPPIIIIIIIDDDD!
Why?

Flare: I have no idea...