That weasel! That rat! That perfectly disgusting, fowl, in despicable, mental, worthless, disgusting, PRATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad day Sirius?

Easy, Remus, he just had a run in with Regulas

The slime ball! The worthless fowl, pure-blood slime ball!!!!!!

That bad huh?

Real Bad.

Started with bumping into Sirius – ended with:

"You idiotic blood traitor!"

I hate him! HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!

And right in front of Mary

DIRTY LITTLE PURE BLOOD!!!!

And the lovely middle:

"You're in despicable sludge Reg! Disgusting slime!"

WHAT THE HECK DID HE THINK HE WAS DOING!!!

Did -

TALING TO ME LIKE THAT!!!

any-

Probably writing to mother this second

teachers-

Sirius called me a slime ball mother,

notice-

Just because: Drum-roll Please!: I'm in Slytherin!

this-

Probably send me a howler

outburst?

What were you thinking!?

No. I got him away in time. But Filch was coming up the corridor, and-

YOU LITTLE BLOOD TRAITOR BRATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give it a REST mate. We all know Regulas worth less than a Knut!

I just hate him so much.

Therapy, Sirius. Brotherly Therapy.

Therapy! YES! Therapy! Then you would stop making death threats by the end of every lesson!

But that's just how these things work!

A SIRIUS NOTE PASSING LIFE:
By Sirius Black

Published by Sirius Black

Edited by Sirius Black

Inspirited by –

JUST TELL US!!!

CHAPTER ONE: (Written by: Sirius Black)

Note Writing

We start, by talking about something, usually a bit serious –

(Remus not feeling great, James crashing into a tree, Me being mad at Reg)

Something happens –

(James telling me to knock it off, a list, OR a real life interruption that embarrasses me!)

We begin to discuss something random –

(Lily/ James, Me wanting to date Mary, Lily/ James, writing an obituary Lily/ James, Note taking…) (OH! And I forgot: Lily/ James!)

I make a death threat-

(James equals dead, Remus must die, Reg is slime)

We begin another random discussion that ends very quickly

This is how you live a Sirius Note Passing Life!

Wow, write me a novel

And cry me a river

WAIT! When did I crash into a tree?

In chapter 9…….

MWAHHAWWAAHHAHHAAAWWAAWHHAAHAAAAAWAAHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Therapy James?

I'll make an appointment for him…